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Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police
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Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police

November 20th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...
Ray Rice Challenges Any Woman To Fight Him In An Elevator
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Ray Rice Challenges Any Woman To Fight Him In An Elevator

November 20th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Baltimore, Maryland – Short on cash since he was banned from football, Ray Rice has challenged any woman to fight him in a casino elevator. The former Baltimore Ravens running back says he is not afraid to fight any woman...
BREAKING: Your Mortal Soul Now Belongs To This Warlock
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BREAKING: Your Mortal Soul Now Belongs To This Warlock

November 18th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Observer would like to regretfully inform you that your mortal soul, however puny and insignificant it may be, now belongs to this devious warlock. Yes, you’re really screwed now. It was this whispering...
The FM Observer Asks: Is Your Collection Of Celebrity Nude Pics Secure?
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The FM Observer Asks: Is Your Collection Of Celebrity Nude Pics Secure?

November 16th, 2014 | by Nick
In light of the recent celebrity iCloud photo leak disgustingly titled The Fappening, the Observer would like to know exactly what you’re doing to keep your newly acquired treasure trove of Jennifer Lawrence/Kate Upton/Kim...
Sign Up Now For Exciting Parade Of Hoarder Homes
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Sign Up Now For Exciting Parade Of Hoarder Homes

November 15th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With hoarding starting to become rather chic, Fargo is excited to announce its First Annual Parade Of Hoarder Homes. Parade president Irv Sheik says: “We’re looking for some major hoarders who might...
“Yay, Another New Phonebook, Just What I Needed!” Said Nobody
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“Yay, Another New Phonebook, Just What I Needed!” Said Nobody

November 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Everywhere, USA – Over the last decade, nearly every facet of our society has embraced the concept of going paperless. We’re encouraged – sometimes downright shamed – to reduce our paper waste by doing...
Hunting Mishap Almost Put Youngster Behind Bars
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Hunting Mishap Almost Put Youngster Behind Bars

November 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Knife Lake, MN – A young boy named Bruce had just finished drinking some juice when he saw in the air a goose which lately had a tendency to overproduce. So young Bruce decided to try and shoot the goose on the loose. He...
Some Memorable Moments From Cody Marthaller
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Some Memorable Moments From Cody Marthaller

November 8th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is very sad to say that we recently lost a friend and one of the Founding Fathers of this website. On Sunday, October 26th, Cody Marthaller lost his long battle with cancer at age 32. Back...
Fargo Man Seriously Injured In Giant Jenga Accident
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Fargo Man Seriously Injured In Giant Jenga Accident

November 6th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – A fun night with friends took a terrifying turn after a Giant Jenga game suddenly collapsed, authorities say. Fargo firefighters rescued local resident, Pete Saykes from the pile of Giant Jenga pieces around 2...
Consider Giving Komodo Dragons For Christmas
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Consider Giving Komodo Dragons For Christmas

November 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Dragoon, AZ – Are you looking to give your loved ones a Christmas gift to show how much you cherish their existence in your life? Consider giving them a full-grown Komodo Dragon. Would you like to give your sworn enemies...