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Fargo Skool Board Reveals Its List Of Lofty Goals For The Upcoming Year
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Fargo Skool Board Reveals Its List Of Lofty Goals For The Upcoming Year

August 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It is that exciting time of year again when the Fargo Skool Board announces its list of goals for the upcoming skool year. Not only is it important to set easily understandable and attainable goals but it has been...
Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change
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Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

August 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...
Ryan Lochte Found Hiding In Swimming Pool
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Ryan Lochte Found Hiding In Swimming Pool

August 18th, 2016 | by Nick
Rochester, NY – Amidst controversy over statements made to A Polícia Brasileira, Ryan Lochte had been sought for questioning until today. With help, A Polícia Brasileira have located Lochte hiding in his favorite...
Pokemon Go Trainer Wants Your Ass In His Class
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Pokemon Go Trainer Wants Your Ass In His Class

August 12th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – There is high local demand for Pokegoods and Pokeservices now that the hot new app Pokemon Go has taken America by storm. People of all ages are looking to level-up as they embark on a quest to “catch them...
FMObserver Lights Candle For World Peace
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FMObserver Lights Candle For World Peace

August 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In observation of World Peace Month, your FMObserver has decided to light our Peace Candle for world peace. In honor of those who have gone before us to fight for peace, we humbly bow to their efforts to...
Milkshakes A Great Way To Add Poundage
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Milkshakes A Great Way To Add Poundage

August 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Are you underweight and trying to put on a few extra pounds to increase your gravitas? Are you tired of being bullied by some thin man up in the bully pulpit? Milkshakes have been found to be an excellent way...
Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!
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Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!

August 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – All across the region, it is once again Free Beer Week! This will be the Second Annual Free Beer Week since last year’s kickoff was so well received. If you find yourself at one of the many participating...
Fisherman Catches Rainbow Trout On Internet Using Clickbait
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Fisherman Catches Rainbow Trout On Internet Using Clickbait

August 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Baiting Hollow, NY – As predicted, a man has actually caught a real live rainbow trout on the internet using only clickbait for a lure. Mr. Clarity “Clare” Bostick of 4104 Melm Street in Baiting Hollow, New York now holds...
Zika Fears Creating Need For Last-Minute Olympic Substitutes
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Zika Fears Creating Need For Last-Minute Olympic Substitutes

August 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Rio, Braziliana – Unexpected opportunities for unlikely Olympic participants are being caused by Olympic qualifiers deciding to not go to the Rio Games due to Zikaphobia. After years of training, sacrificing, and qualifying for...
Scientists Warn: Sugarloaf Mountain Fermenting In Polluted Rio de Janeiro Bay
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Scientists Warn: Sugarloaf Mountain Fermenting In Polluted Rio de Janeiro Bay

August 3rd, 2016 | by Nick
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Water pollution isn’t the only thing tainting the enchanting landscape of Rio de Janeiro, home of the 2016 Summer Olympics. Scientists now warn that the polluted Guanabara Bay in Rio is...