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Donate Your Junker To Cars For The Blind
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Donate Your Junker To Cars For The Blind

March 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Junks, Louisiana – Do you have an old junker car that you’d like to get rid of? What if you could: 1. Donate your dentmobile to a good cause, 2. Get a tax “write-off“, and 3. Win a 3-night stay in a 2-star...
Older Co-Worker Finally Receives Validation
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Older Co-Worker Finally Receives Validation

March 5th, 2015 | by Nick
Tim McWinters has been at this 40 hours a week thing for a long, long time. He’s been with the company nearly as long as it’s been around. The aged one doesn’t think he’s made much of an impact over the...
Older Co-Worker Overheard Your Conversation, Is Pissed
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Older Co-Worker Overheard Your Conversation, Is Pissed

March 5th, 2015 | by Nick
Oh crap. Tim in accounting is about to lose his cool. He just heard one of those darn know-it-all millennials call him a geezer behind his back. Or did he? His hearing isn’t so good anymore. “Those young...
March Is National Eat More Vegetables Month
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March Is National Eat More Vegetables Month

March 4th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fruita, Colorado – With March being National Eat More Vegetables Month, we decided to turn our focus on these frabjous fruits from the garden. Healthy diets seem to always include more vegetables. First Lady Obama even...
Sales Exec Serves As Lookout During Illicit Video Playback
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Sales Exec Serves As Lookout During Illicit Video Playback

March 4th, 2015 | by Nick
If you want to have childish fun at work, you better make sure you don’t get caught. That’s the risk you take when you watch fail vids and barf vids during business hours. In order to combat this risk, you need to...
Phone Call Bails Area Man Out Of Face-to-Face Conversation
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Phone Call Bails Area Man Out Of Face-to-Face Conversation

March 4th, 2015 | by Nick
The awkward drudgery of interpersonal small talk was brought to an abrupt halt today for one area man. Mike Pancake was nearly out of things to talk about with his rambling co-worker Randy when the gods finally smiled upon...
FM Observer To Begin Series Of Area Restaurant Reviews
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FM Observer To Begin Series Of Area Restaurant Reviews

February 26th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – By popular demand, the FM Observer will soon begin a series of restaurant reviews of all your favorite (and non-favorite) eateries in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Just as Fargo police drunk-driver checkpoints are...
Top Ten Zen Proverbs
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Top Ten Zen Proverbs

February 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Pathfork, Kentucky – Just as promised, the FM Observer is very proud to bring you the Top Ten List of Zen Proverbs. After searching the entire world, we found for you all the best of the best when it comes to sayings about...
Father Of Modern Photography Coming To Fargo
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Father Of Modern Photography Coming To Fargo

February 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Photography Club is excited to announce that Mr. Andre Kertesz who many consider to be the Father of Modern Photography will be coming to the Fargo-Moorhead area to do a photography workshop...
Swimmable Lake Discovered On Mars!
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Swimmable Lake Discovered On Mars!

February 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Syrtis Major, Mars – Marsologists are excitedly reporting that a lake has been discovered on Planet Mars! What was first observed with the Viking Orbiter has now been confirmed with the Mars Rover. The unnamed lake is...