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During Impeachment Inquiry Lunch Break, Adam Schiff Orders Pizza For The Dems But Disallows Republicans To Have Any Pizza
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During Impeachment Inquiry Lunch Break, Adam Schiff Orders Pizza For The Dems But Disallows Republicans To Have Any Pizza

November 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Swamp City, DC – On Day One of the House Impeachment Inquiry of President Trump, Chairman Adam Schiff ordered an abundance of luncheon pizza for the Democrats on the committee but did not allow the Republicans to order or...
President Trump Made A ‘Kid Pro Quo’ Deal With Ukraine For A Children Exchange Program
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President Trump Made A ‘Kid Pro Quo’ Deal With Ukraine For A Children Exchange Program

November 11th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Kyiv, Ukraine – In a stunning new development which is further fueling the inexorable impeachment inquiry, whistle blowers are blowing their whistles over a Kid Pro Quo deal that President Trump secretly made with Lord...
Fargo Woman Named ‘Siri’ Gets Asked A Lot Of Questions
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Fargo Woman Named ‘Siri’ Gets Asked A Lot Of Questions

November 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Siri Kittlaus, who’s been living in Fargo ever since she graduated from Concordia College, gets asked a lot of questions during a normal day. Siri, who originally grew up in Sweden, explained to us that as...
Howard Donson Lodging and Entertainment Destination Opens In Downtown Dilworth
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Howard Donson Lodging and Entertainment Destination Opens In Downtown Dilworth

November 6th, 2019 | by Nick
Dilworth, MN – Perhaps you’ve noticed all that construction/reconstruction/deconstruction and goings on at what was once the Howard Johnson Motel in Dilworth? That’s a good eye, you have. The site has undergone...
This Month Is National Hallucination Day Month
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This Month Is National Hallucination Day Month

November 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, ND – On top of everything else already going on in the nation, this is also National Hallucination Day Month. Just imagine an entire month devoting each and every one of its days to honoring everything...
The Pope Is Encouraging Catholics To Read The Back Of The Bible
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The Pope Is Encouraging Catholics To Read The Back Of The Bible

October 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – After first decreeing that there is no hell to worry about, now in a rather bold move, Pope Francis (aka Jorge Bergoglio) is telling all his sinful Catholic followers to read the back of the Bible. The...
Fargo Man Promises If He Wins Lottery Jackpot, He’ll Give Everyone In Fargo One Dollar
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Fargo Man Promises If He Wins Lottery Jackpot, He’ll Give Everyone In Fargo One Dollar

October 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a magnanimous gesture of possible future generosity, a long-time Fargo resident has vowed to give everyone living in Fargo one dollar if and when he wins a lottery jackpot. Roy Alleen Overdorf in his own...
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Moving To Moorhead Minnesota To Live A Normal Life
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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Moving To Moorhead Minnesota To Live A Normal Life

October 23rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The bad news is things are not going well for Prince Harry and his wife and child while living in England. The good news is that Harry, Meghan Markle, and their baby Archie will soon be moving to Moorhead,...
Mars Rover Discovers Relatively Intelligent Life
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Mars Rover Discovers Relatively Intelligent Life

October 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Mars, Milky Way – Even though scientists have now officially discovered life on Mars, they are admittedly a bit underwhelmed by the fact that it’s just some lichens. However, top Mars lichenologist Dr. Charles Nim...
Biden Wins Dem Debate By Focusing On Clipping Coupons In The Stock Market
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Biden Wins Dem Debate By Focusing On Clipping Coupons In The Stock Market

October 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Westerville, Ohio – Almost everyone agrees that former Vice President Joe Biden won the 4th Democrat debate which was held in the iconic suburb of Westerville, Ohio. Here is the key moment when former VP Joe Biden cleverly...