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Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year
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Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year

April 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City officials are trying to not start a panic while announcing that a large comet may hit downtown Fargo sometime next year. The comet is named X-51 and is believed to be from the Taurus constellation....
How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu
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How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu

April 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Birdeye, Arkansas – With the Avian Flu starting to spread its nasty wings, it might be helpful for us all to know the signs of a Sick Bird. After months and months of careful research, the FM Observer has put together a...
Montana Pipe Dream A Religious Experience
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Montana Pipe Dream A Religious Experience

April 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Helena, Montana – On this day in history, a veterinarian named James W. Hubbard (just call me “Jim”) would meet the love of his life, one young Philena “Jane” Potter. Jim and Jane would then, soon...
Drought-Stricken California Looking To Dip Into Swimming Pools
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Drought-Stricken California Looking To Dip Into Swimming Pools

April 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Drytown, CA – As California continues to suffer from its worst drought since their last bad drought, the California Water Authority is searching for ways to deal with the problem. It’s so dry in California that the...
Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits
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Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits

April 8th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The results are finally in! Fargo, for the eighteenth year in a row, was awarded the honor of Most Independent I-94 Highway Exits with an estimable 7. ND Department Of Transportation Administrator Hiffy Gasscage...
Returned Diversion Assessment Ballots Being Used To Build Diversion
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Returned Diversion Assessment Ballots Being Used To Build Diversion

April 6th, 2015 | by Nick
All of your returned ‘NO’ ballots will be put to good use Fargo, ND—Local property owners: Did you recently find a flood risk ballot in your mailbox asking you to help fund the FM Diversion project? Did you open it,...
Vegas Casinos Ridding Roulette Of Number 23
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Vegas Casinos Ridding Roulette Of Number 23

April 4th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Las Vegas, NV – Most of the casinos in Las Vegas will soon be removing the number 23 from their Roulette wheels. Enough people have finally figured out that 23 is the luckiest Roulette number, which is now starting to cause...
Burning Ban Does Not Include Throwing Lit Cigarettes Out Car Windows
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Burning Ban Does Not Include Throwing Lit Cigarettes Out Car Windows

April 2nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Moderate drought conditions in North Dakota are sparking burning bans to be implemented on both the state and county levels. The extremely dry conditions due to Global Drying have precipitated government leaders...
Miraculous ElderHaus Magically Cures Whatever Ails You
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Miraculous ElderHaus Magically Cures Whatever Ails You

April 1st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – It’s the oldest building in the motley city of Moorhead. Known as just ElderHaus, everyone who’s ever stayed there claims it has magical powers to rid one’s body and mind of all sorts of...
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25-year-old Fargo woman receives 5 years in prison for illegal video game tournaments

April 1st, 2015 | by Nick
25-year-old Fargo woman receives 5 years in prison for illegal video game tournaments Fargo, ND – An afternoon filled with fun and games took turn for the weird when Bismarck police raided the home of Ivana Mann who was charged...