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Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower
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Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower

February 18th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for “reckless endangerment” and “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly...
BigFoot Spotted Wandering Around Just Outside Of Moorhead
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BigFoot Spotted Wandering Around Just Outside Of Moorhead

December 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – One of our trained spotters who was out doing some bird watching recently got what is believed to be the best picture ever of The BigFoot. Darko Revkian and his camera were in search of a pileated...
Eggnog Support Groups Now Forming For The Holiday Season
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Eggnog Support Groups Now Forming For The Holiday Season

December 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new support group is now forming in the Fargo-Moorhead area for people who are Eggnogaholics. These are local folks living amongst us who cannot control their desire and lust for the holiday drink we call...
Some FM Area Businesses Allowing Use Of Cookies As Fungible Barter Tool
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Some FM Area Businesses Allowing Use Of Cookies As Fungible Barter Tool

December 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – During the holiday season, some Fargo-Moorhead businesses will be accepting cookies as payment for goods and services for amounts less than $10. “We here at the R.R.C.C. believe that barter in the form of...
Twelve New Words Being Added To FMO’s Dictionary
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Twelve New Words Being Added To FMO’s Dictionary

December 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – As you know, at the end of each year we look back and decide what words should be added to our FMO Lexicon. Since its first publication back in 1879, our dictionary has grown into quite a load especially if...
Holiday Lights In Lindenwood To Be Visible From Space
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Holiday Lights In Lindenwood To Be Visible From Space

November 30th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Sertoma Club is again providing a dazzling display of diodes and doodads. Holiday Lights In Lindenwood Park is open to the public and boy, is it impressive. So impressive, in fact, that if...
Hatchimal Hoarders Selling This Year’s Hot Items Out Of Their Basement
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Hatchimal Hoarders Selling This Year’s Hot Items Out Of Their Basement

November 25th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Good News is: There is no shortage of Hatchimals in the FM Observer area. The Bad News is: If you want this year’s hottest Christmas item, you will have to pay a pretty penny to the two brothers who...
Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29
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Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29

November 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – State Highway Patrol pulled over an elderly Fargo driver who was travelling at a very low rate of speed on Interstate-29. Mr. Cornwall Wilbertson had for some reason decided to take the interstate when driving...
Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time
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Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time

November 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to most hoi polloi, living amongst Fargo’s commonfolk resides One with a “most powerful” gift. Fargo’s Miss Divine can foretell the future “well enough” to have...
Denmark Charged With Tresspassing Onto Finlandian Space Nebula
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Denmark Charged With Tresspassing Onto Finlandian Space Nebula

November 19th, 2016 | by Nick
This article originally published February 5th, 2066 Nebula 79.10250:91.01, Property Of Finland—The Interstellar Order Of Protection has charged the country of Denmark with unlawful trespass after one of...
Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu
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Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu

November 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...