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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate
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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate

October 27th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo finally did, West Fargo’s wizards of smart decided to implement a Mask Strategy. You may ask: What is West Fargo’s mask strategy?...
Punditic Thoughts On The Vice Presidential Debate
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Punditic Thoughts On The Vice Presidential Debate

October 8th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Salt Lake City, Utah – Here are some important questions and answers regarding the October 7th Vice Presidential debate between Senator Kamala Harris and Vice President Mike Pence. Q: Who do you think won this debate? A:...
Fargo Man Enjoys Big Mac That’s Been In His Fridge For 30 Years
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Fargo Man Enjoys Big Mac That’s Been In His Fridge For 30 Years

October 2nd, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Mr. Cambi Gold of rural Fargo recently discovered something in the back of his refrigerator that had apparently been there for 30 years. To Mr. Gold’s amazement, his 30-year-old Big Mac sandwich looked...
Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic
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Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic

August 26th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, North Dakota – Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer’s rainy pattern has been ideal for the formation of a bumper crop of unusually large mosquitoes. Our...
Xanax Fest Expected To Attract Tranquil Crowd
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Xanax Fest Expected To Attract Tranquil Crowd

July 27th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A new festival coming to the Red River Valley should appeal to anyone who enjoys a more sedate lifestyle. Xanax Fest was the brain child of Nira Vam and her super laid-back boyfriend UpJohn. Mellow music...
Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him
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Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him

July 14th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Spider Island, Wisconsin – Spiderman says one reason he wears a mask is to not catch the coronavirus from people who aren’t wearing a mask. Just like Spiderman’s mask, your mask should completely cover your...
At Zeitgeist Funeral Home, We Put The “Fun” In Funerals!
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At Zeitgeist Funeral Home, We Put The “Fun” In Funerals!

June 23rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Gone are the days when funerals were melancholy, mournful, and morose. Zeitgeist Funeral Home believes funerals should be a fun celebration. Dr. Agustine Elefritz created Zeitgeist Funeral Home to put some...
FMO Now Recording Everything On Cassette Tapes
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FMO Now Recording Everything On Cassette Tapes

June 8th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – On the advice of counsel (who part-times as a bouncer), the FM Observer has unanimously voted to begin tape recording all aspects of our entire corporate operation. We believe that this will help us: 1. be...
Covid-19 Cases Now Reported Up In Heaven, Including Some Deaths
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Covid-19 Cases Now Reported Up In Heaven, Including Some Deaths

May 1st, 2020 | by Johnnny
Heaven, iCloud – The far-reaching global pandemic is now reportedly being reported up in Heaven where a number of souls have tested positive for Covid-19. Surprisingly, a small percentage of those in Heaven with the Corona...
Johnnny’s Ninth Retrospective (Posts 800-900)
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Johnnny’s Ninth Retrospective (Posts 800-900)

April 28th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Since 900 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 900th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back at Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....