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Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver
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Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver

June 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...
New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers
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New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers

June 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – With the huge surge in accidents caused by distracted drivers, lawmakers are responding with a draconian strengthening of punishments for those who choose to endanger others with their irresponsible...
Anti-Distracted Driver Movement Gaining Steam
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Anti-Distracted Driver Movement Gaining Steam

June 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Hawley, MN – Just imagine you’re completely stopped at a red light and a distracted driver (who later claims he didn’t see you) rear-ends your vehicle at 50 mph without ever even slamming on the brakes. This is...
Volunteers Sought For Deja-Vu Clinical Study
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Volunteers Sought For Deja-Vu Clinical Study

June 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A new clinical study focusing on Deja Vu is now seeking volunteers who may have had personal experiences with the Deja Vu phenomenon. The Marzano Clinic will be paying selected volunteers $200 per day as...
Elderly Man Dies Peacefully At Home After Family Tells Him Trump Was Impeached
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Elderly Man Dies Peacefully At Home After Family Tells Him Trump Was Impeached

June 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Surrounded by family, close friends, and a few random strangers, Mr. Patrum McPhie let himself go toward the light after hearing the news that President Trump had just been impeached. Dr. Mutch Pimpare who...
Tiger Woods Asking For Help And Understanding After Admitting Being Wealthy Ain’t Easy
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Tiger Woods Asking For Help And Understanding After Admitting Being Wealthy Ain’t Easy

June 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jupiter, Florida – In the wake of Tiger Woods getting arrested for driving under the influence (of something), many see this as his quiet way of asking for help. Dr. Pedigo Elsworth explains that Tiger Woods may be the...
New Tiger Woods Invitational Golf Tournament Only For Legally Drunk Players
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New Tiger Woods Invitational Golf Tournament Only For Legally Drunk Players

May 31st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jupiter, Florida – The King of modern golf says it is time for him to start his own invitational golf tournament. Tiger Woods says his new PGA tourney shall be called the Tiger Woods DUI Invitational. Each participant will...
Valuable Items For Sale At Inflated Prices
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Valuable Items For Sale At Inflated Prices

May 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Junks, Louisiana – Our new retail affiliate Xing Xang Collectibles has now bargained-priced all remaining items for immediate liquidation. Since all collectible items must be sold, take half off the already half off prices...
Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set
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Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set

May 25th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Buckinghamshire, England – Professional golfer Ian Poultergeist who is known for his bold fashion has somehow gotten trapped in an old television set. Mr. Poultergeist: “Yes, I am definitely trapped in this TV and...
New MN State Record Set For Smallest Walleye Ever Caught
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New MN State Record Set For Smallest Walleye Ever Caught

May 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lakes, MN – Dr. Wayne Tilley didn’t know what he was in for during the Minnesota walleye fishing opener. Wayne had no idear he would soon be the new state record-holder for the smallest walleye ever successfully...