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FMObserver To Purchase City Of Fargo For Undisclosed Number Of Bitcoins
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FMObserver To Purchase City Of Fargo For Undisclosed Number Of Bitcoins

February 25th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is in consideration talks to purchase the entire City of Fargo. Our top-notch negotiators have been assiduously working on securing a mutually beneficial deal with the City of Fargo. Since...
Motivational Speaker Marv Hoppler Coming To Fargo For Some Accelerated Sessions
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Motivational Speaker Marv Hoppler Coming To Fargo For Some Accelerated Sessions

February 24th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that Marv Hoppler will be coming to Fargo soon to do what he is famous for: Motivational Speaking! Dr. Hoppler has won numerous awards as one of the best motivational...
Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly
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Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly

February 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Breaking from long-standing tradition once again, instead of introducing a new First Dog to the country as most presidents have done in the past, President Donald Trump and his First Family will be...
Elderly Fargo Man Will Not Pay His Property Taxes Until Diversion Is Done
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Elderly Fargo Man Will Not Pay His Property Taxes Until Diversion Is Done

February 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A long-time resident of Fargo who was one of the first to originally support the Red River Diversion feels that the city needs a little extra motivation to get the job done. So, Harold Myerson is planning on not...
Jamba Joot To Headline Fargo Reggae Fest
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Jamba Joot To Headline Fargo Reggae Fest

February 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – This summer’s highly anticipated Fargo Reggae Fest is excitedly stoked to announce that Jamba Joot will be the headlining act at this year’s all-star event. Jamba Joot has played at literally every...
Dr. Pepper Advises All His Patients To Drink More Soda Pop
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Dr. Pepper Advises All His Patients To Drink More Soda Pop

February 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Pepper Pike, OH – Dr. Pepper, who’s become a well-known physician throughout the country because of his promotion of health on his television show, is encouraging all his patients to drink more soda pop. “In the...
ND Lawmakers Vote To Cut Their Own Pay And Always Wear Jeans
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ND Lawmakers Vote To Cut Their Own Pay And Always Wear Jeans

February 19th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Following the new theme of reinventing government, North Dakota lawmakers have voted to cut their own pay by 15%. “This will show the legendary people of North Dakota that we are serious about making...
Man Dies When Far-Sighted Reptile Mistakes Him For Large Rodent
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Man Dies When Far-Sighted Reptile Mistakes Him For Large Rodent

February 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Dilworth, MN – The Minnesota Animal Task Force has reported that a large reptilian pet that escaped from its steel cage gradually wandered over into a nearby neighbor’s yard where it consumed a small man. The victim...
Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change
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Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change

February 17th, 2017 | by Nick
Chicago, IL – It is potentially alleged that in the smoldering wake of his White House tenure, former President Obama has been using covert operations to keep the cherished climate change initiative alive. Fake News has...
Fargo City Leaders Vote Yes To Seek Out Guatemalan Sister City
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Fargo City Leaders Vote Yes To Seek Out Guatemalan Sister City

February 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a historic vote which passed almost unanimously, Fargo city commissioners collectively concurred on beginning the long and arduous process of finding a community in the exotic country of Guatemala that might...