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FM Observer Donates Million Dollar Painting To Help Save Fargo’s Horse Park
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FM Observer Donates Million Dollar Painting To Help Save Fargo’s Horse Park

March 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In a singular Herculean effort to raise money for the financially struggling North Dakota Horse Park which has been hounded by special assessment fees and unpaid property taxes, the FM Observer has decided...
Dolphin Correctly Picks Every Game In Second Round Of March Madness
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Dolphin Correctly Picks Every Game In Second Round Of March Madness

March 21st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Dolphin, Virginia – A smiling dolphin named Debbie successfully beat the odds and picked every game correctly in the NCAA Basketball Tournament’s Second Round. The exact number of different combinations for 32...
Large Sinkhole Creates New Minnesota Lake: Lots Selling Quickly
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Large Sinkhole Creates New Minnesota Lake: Lots Selling Quickly

March 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sinkhole, MN – After a large sinkhole unexpectedly created a new lake in Northern Minisoda, realtors are wasting no time selling front row seats to the new gem. The sinkhole, which is approximately 166 feet deep, naturally...
Downtown Fargo Parking Sucks: No Plans To Fix
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Downtown Fargo Parking Sucks: No Plans To Fix

March 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It is not a big secret that the parking situation in downtown Fargo is a problem. Just try meeting someone for lunch downtown and driving around attempting to find a suitable place to park that’s...
International Pi Day Is Here! How Are You Celebrating?
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International Pi Day Is Here! How Are You Celebrating?

March 14th, 2015 | by Nick
It’s March 14th, 2015! Did you know that this date holds significance for fans of a certain mathematical constant? 3/14/15 is International Pi Day. Those five numbers, in order, are the first five numbers of Pi (π), the...
Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo
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Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo

March 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fergus Falls, MN – Apparently not everyone in Minnesota loves Fargo as much as Fargo does. Emotions seem to be running quite high after a Minnesota County Board made and seconded a motion to “Stick It To Fargo”....
Renters Complaining About Clogged Plumbing Get Told By Landlord To Go Screw Themselves
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Renters Complaining About Clogged Plumbing Get Told By Landlord To Go Screw Themselves

March 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – When renters Norm and Nikki Waite politely mentioned to their landlord that their sinks and toilets were all backed up, the responses they got were not what they expected. Their landlord’s first...
Oceans Rising Faster Than Predicted: Millions Moving To North Dakota
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Oceans Rising Faster Than Predicted: Millions Moving To North Dakota

March 10th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Cape Cod, MA – As Global Warming continues to melt the polar ice caps down to nothing, the oceans are rising faster than originally expected. Dr. Alice Melton, who is the top scientist with Make Earth Less Troubled (MELT)...
FMO Restaurant Review: Grand Porks
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FMO Restaurant Review: Grand Porks

March 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Today we are reviewing a restaurant called Grand Porks. Porks is new to the Fargo area but, not surprisingly, originated in Grand Forks. Since we were both quite hungry, Nick and I decided to review this...
The Times They Are A Changin’
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The Times They Are A Changin’

March 8th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Time Square, Washington – Are you one of the many who forgot to move your clocks ahead last night? Tonya Jo Thornbird from Fargo admitted: “Because we forgot to change our clocks, we missed our flight at the airport,...