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Further Funding For “Fort Fargo” Finally Finds Feasible Financial Footing
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Further Funding For “Fort Fargo” Finally Finds Feasible Financial Footing

April 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What many have been fighting for for forty four fruitless fortnights may soon finish with fruitional finality. The remains of Fort Fargo, which was originally built at the beginning of Fargo’s war with...
House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area
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House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area

April 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – If a new couple has just moved into your neighborhood, within the first two weeks after they’ve arrived, you should definitely show up unannounced at their front door during normal visiting hours,...
Typo Insurance Company To Offer Typo Insurance
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Typo Insurance Company To Offer Typo Insurance

April 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Grand Froks, ND – A new insurance company named Typo Insurance Company is now offering insurance for typos that may have seriously expensive consequences. Company president Ms. Courtney Spina says: “We saw a need in...
Notre-Dame Church Fire In Paris May Have Been Sparked By Lone Cigarette Butt
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Notre-Dame Church Fire In Paris May Have Been Sparked By Lone Cigarette Butt

April 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Paris, France – The historically tragic fire at the 800 year old Notre-Dame cathedral may have been caused a single cigarette butt. This Gothic jewel that took about 100 years to build starting back in 1163, suffered...
West Fargo’s Three Lions Pub: The History Of Its Name
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West Fargo’s Three Lions Pub: The History Of Its Name

April 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – One of the finest pubs in the region is conveniently located on 13th Avenue in eastern West Fargo. Its name is the Three Lions Pub which has become the den where many local lions like to roar, hang out,...
Some Are Now Questioning If The Moorhead Interchange Planning Was Subpar
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Some Are Now Questioning If The Moorhead Interchange Planning Was Subpar

April 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
East Fargo, MN – After having used it for a while now, many are seriously scratching their heads while wondering what the hell went wrong during the early planning stages of the I-94 interchange at Moorhead’s Eighth...
Lucky Local Mormon Groom Successfully Marries Identical Twin Sister Brides
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Lucky Local Mormon Groom Successfully Marries Identical Twin Sister Brides

April 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
East Fargo, ND – April means floods and also the official beginning of wedding season! One of the first weddings of the year turned out to be a real doozy: In true Mormon fashion, Lorenzo Snow entered into eternal...
Dear FMO: How Can We Create A Quagmire On Our Property?
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Dear FMO: How Can We Create A Quagmire On Our Property?

April 3rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Quamba, Minnesota – Ms. Geri Quam emailed our gardening and landscape specialist a great question: How can I create a green quagmire on our Minnesota lake property in order to provide some wetlands for animals and help save...
Police Dog Licks Man To Death
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Police Dog Licks Man To Death

April 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Lickota, ND – A man was reportedly licked to death while attending a police Meet and Greet social event. The man, whose name is not being released until his family is notified, was identified as Mucciolo Knight from...
Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries
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Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries

March 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...