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This Man Doesn’t Remember Who He Is. Can You Help Identify Him?
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This Man Doesn’t Remember Who He Is. Can You Help Identify Him?

January 29th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A man came wandering into our FM Observer Corporate Office Park not remembering his name, if he’s married, where he works, where he lives, or the names of any family or friends. When we asked the man...
Man’s Death Blamed On Panic Attack Caused By Extreme Frustration During Jigsaw Puzzle Tournament
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Man’s Death Blamed On Panic Attack Caused By Extreme Frustration During Jigsaw Puzzle Tournament

January 24th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What began as a potentially fun afternoon gradually swirled into a personal implosion for one jigsaw puzzle tournament participant. Mr. Lemm Tweed–Clopton entered the annual jigsaw puzzle tournament with...
Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime
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Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

January 23rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...
New School For Gifted Children Requires Quantitative Proof That A Child Is Gifted
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New School For Gifted Children Requires Quantitative Proof That A Child Is Gifted

January 22nd, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The “city on the grow” will soon be adding a brand new state-of-the-art school just for gifted children. Honeybrook School will be the best school in the country for children of all ages who are...
Chief Justice John Roberts Swears Himself In During Rare Senate Moment
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Chief Justice John Roberts Swears Himself In During Rare Senate Moment

January 16th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Before swearing in all the members of the Senate for the impeachment trial of President Trump, Chief Justice John Roberts had to first swear in himself according to some archaic constitutional protocols....
“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”
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“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”

January 15th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Sadly, the long-running soap opera Days Of Our Lives which began in 1965 will soon be terminating due to lack of interest. However, in its place will be another long-running soap opera called Endless...
Society Beginning To Show Signs Of Early Dementia Along With Schizophrenia And Bipolarism
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Society Beginning To Show Signs Of Early Dementia Along With Schizophrenia And Bipolarism

January 14th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Earth, Milky Way – Social experts are now in unanimous agreement that global society in general is showing all the telltale signs of madness. Dr. Gamela Dowling explains that all the signs are present to evidence the fact...
Local Service Clubs Helping To Make Snow Forts For The Homeless
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Local Service Clubs Helping To Make Snow Forts For The Homeless

January 10th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – All of the service clubs in the Fargo-Moorhead area are joining forces to help the homeless during the cold winter months. Dr. Whit Emerson, who is currently serving as president of the Friendly Raccoons service...
Moorhead’s Turkey Mitigation Program Getting High Marks
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Moorhead’s Turkey Mitigation Program Getting High Marks

January 8th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The City of Moorhead is having a special all-city meeting to talk turkey. With a problematic over-abundance of wild turkeys, all options are on the table. Option #1: Turkey Adoption Program (TAP) would ask...
Your FM Observer Is Humbled To Have Once Again Won Best Website Award
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Your FM Observer Is Humbled To Have Once Again Won Best Website Award

January 3rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer, which began as a simple scribble on a soiled napkin in the dank basement of a defunct church, is so very proud and humbled to once again accept the most prestigious award for Best Website...