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Fargo Man Returns Home To Discover Demolition Crew Destroying Wrong House
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Fargo Man Returns Home To Discover Demolition Crew Destroying Wrong House

May 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You can imagine the shock that Mr. Henry Kaberry who lives at 2088 Muscat Street was feeling when he pulled into his driveway. While his children were still at school and his wife was at work, he decided to go...
Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor
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Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor

May 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An area hospital is proud to announce a new team member to its full-time staff. Dr. Panky Bonzo, who recently finished up his residency at the prestigious Cleveland Clinic, will begin seeing patients this...
April 30 Is National Chop-Down-Your-Neighbor’s-Tree Day
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April 30 Is National Chop-Down-Your-Neighbor’s-Tree Day

April 30th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Marked Tree, Arkansas – In the wake of yesterday being Arbor Day, today is our national day to chop down any neighborhood trees that you don’t like. Chop it down today and axe questions tomorrow. Trees have been shown...
35-Foot Snake Possibly On The Loose In Moorhead
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35-Foot Snake Possibly On The Loose In Moorhead

April 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Authorities not wanting to cause any sort of panic in the normally quaint city of Moorhead are quietly warning residents that a very large snake is unfortunately slithering around town. The snake, whose name...
Senate To Debate If ‘Biweekly’ Means Twice Per Week Or Once Every Two Weeks
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Senate To Debate If ‘Biweekly’ Means Twice Per Week Or Once Every Two Weeks

April 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Next week, the United States Senate is set to debate what is the precise definition of the ambiguous term “biweekly“. Some senators strongly believe that biweekly means twice a week, as in:...
(Satire) The Northern To Begin Drug Testing Female Dancers
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(Satire) The Northern To Begin Drug Testing Female Dancers

April 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Fargo’s only gentlemen’s club is undergoing a drastic change in worker policy. Club Northern has vowed to begin drug testing female talent, but with a catch: To comply with this zany new policy,...
Fargo Restroom Patrons Can Use Whichever One They Want Based On How They Feel
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Fargo Restroom Patrons Can Use Whichever One They Want Based On How They Feel

April 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – To avoid any possible messy lawsuits, all public and private businesses in Fargo will now be required to allow anyone to use whichever bathroom they want based on how they feel at that moment. So, if...
Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary
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Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary

April 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer will soon be hosting another claborian self-improvement class at our intercamped West Fargo headquarters. This zaptic vocabulary enrichment training is entitled “Impress Others With...
Newly Painted Downtown Fargo Buildings To Add Some Much Needed Color
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Newly Painted Downtown Fargo Buildings To Add Some Much Needed Color

April 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Peter Maxim, an NDSU student majoring in Color Psychology, has come up with a great idea to make Downtown Fargo more attractive. During the summer, Peter’s project called “Color My World” will...
Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week
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Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week

April 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the Fargo City Commission starting to run out of things to talk about, people in the FM area will soon have an unexpected opportunity to vote on whether or not Fargo should change from the normal seven...