World Wide Interweb put together a compilation of treadmill fails that I thoroughly enjoyed.  

Grand Forks, ND – Neighborhood perverts have combined their dirty wits to file a formal petition in favor of the planned Fantasy’s sex shop location that only last week was motioned against by a pack of frigid...

Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University Head Mafia Boss President Dean Bresciani is facing very VERY tough decisions these days.  This comes after the State Board Of Higher Education denied a request for a half-percent hike...

Grand Forks, ND – Opponents of naked fun and orgasms have formed an online petition to halt the launching of a Fantasy’s sex shop slated to open very near a Grand Forks elementary school. The petition has...

Fargo, ND – Authorities Sunday night pulled a man out of the Red River.  The man was believed to be walking on the railroad tracks that are located between Fargo and Moorhead when he allegedly fell in...

Tioga, ND – A mandatory addition to the “you can’t make this stuff up” archive has the Observer reporting on some rather bizarre behavior taking place on the highways of Western ND. It seems that oil transport...

Fort Myers, FL – In the midst of Minnesota Twins baseball spring training, skipper Ron Gardenhire is already making some bold predictions for the upcoming 2012 season. When asked how he thought his team looked so far...

Fargo, ND – Patron at the Buffalo Wild Wings on 42nd street was seen going totally apeshit after winning a singular round of bar trivia this evening. The minute his name flashed on the big screen, ape...

Mountain View, CA – In a not-too-surprising outcry stemming from lack of acceptance, the struggling social networking website Google+ has been audibly lamenting ever being born with threats of self-harm and suicide. The abandoned website was recently...

Fargo, ND – Arby’s located at 1415 42nd ST S. Fargo, ND has been voted “Best Place To Work” after a recent poll was conducted on employees around the city.  Arby’s motto “It’s Good Mood Food” seems...