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Mothership!  Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!
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Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!

June 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!!  Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area.  However, they are in a place you would least expect.  Working right next to you! That’s right.  Aliens have been...
Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream
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Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream

June 27th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – An area 4th-grader was recently denied the privilege of dessert after his mother overheard him voice his disapproval of dinner. The boy, said by his mother to have been watching an “inappropriate...
CLASSIFIED FINDINGS REVEALED
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CLASSIFIED FINDINGS REVEALED

June 25th, 2012 | by Nick
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Soccer Fan Dies After 11 Sleepless Nights Watching Euro 2012
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Soccer Fan Dies After 11 Sleepless Nights Watching Euro 2012

June 24th, 2012 | by Nick
Changsha, China – A young Chinese soccer fan took a hard entry into the annals of sports fan martyrdom after spectating Euro 2012 for 11 sleepless days and nights in Poland and the Ukraine. Jiang Xiaoshan ended his marathon...
If Jesus Was Stuck In A Swamp Would You Save Him?
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If Jesus Was Stuck In A Swamp Would You Save Him?

June 21st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Share with everyone if you would!...
Goat Yelling For Bob – LOST FOOTAGE
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Goat Yelling For Bob – LOST FOOTAGE

June 21st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Bob and Ed have lost it.  Here is some lost footage of the goat yelling for Bob....
Vegan Makes Mockery of Vegetarian Causing Public Humiliation
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Vegan Makes Mockery of Vegetarian Causing Public Humiliation

June 21st, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Observer has learned that a proud vegan and a steadfast vegetarian were seen in a public eating establishment going at it in what onlookers called a “bitter spat” built on fundamental anti-animal...
Trucker Breaks Guiness World Record Clogging Toilets In All 50 States
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Trucker Breaks Guiness World Record Clogging Toilets In All 50 States

June 20th, 2012 | by Nick
Richmond, VA – Trucker Randy Burton has made history in one of the grossest ways possible. Mr. Burton has plenty of time to think about life while on the road, and recently, he let his crazy thoughts get away from him while...
Sting Operation At Dog Park Results In Arrest
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Sting Operation At Dog Park Results In Arrest

June 18th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The police K-9 unit in Fargo, acting on an anonymous tip, recently enacted a sting operation resulting in an arrest at the dog park on 45th Street in Fargo. The tipster, who shall choose to remain anonymous,...
Crow Faces Down Human Male In Epic Staring Contest
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Crow Faces Down Human Male In Epic Staring Contest

June 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – In what many are calling the most epic showdown of the 21st century, a crow and a human male (me) went toe-to-toe yesterday afternoon in a ferocious stare-down that lasted a good 10-15 minutes AT LEAST. This...