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Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!
West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!! Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area. However, they are in a place you would least expect. Working right next to you! That’s right. Aliens have been trying to mingle...
- Posted 326 days ago
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Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream
Fargo, ND – An area 4th-grader was recently denied the privilege of dessert after his mother overheard him voice his disapproval of dinner. The boy, said by his mother to have been watching an “inappropriate movie” with...
- Posted 326 days ago
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CLASSIFIED FINDINGS REVEALED
- Posted 328 days ago
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Soccer Fan Dies After 11 Sleepless Nights Watching Euro 2012
Changsha, China – A young Chinese soccer fan took a hard entry into the annals of sports fan martyrdom after spectating Euro 2012 for 11 sleepless days and nights in Poland and the Ukraine. Jiang Xiaoshan ended...
- Posted 329 days ago
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If Jesus Was Stuck In A Swamp Would You Save Him?
Share with everyone if you would!
- Posted 332 days ago
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Goat Yelling For Bob – LOST FOOTAGE
Bob and Ed have lost it. Here is some lost footage of the goat yelling for Bob.
- Posted 332 days ago
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Vegan Makes Mockery of Vegetarian Causing Public Humiliation
Fargo, ND – The Observer has learned that a proud vegan and a steadfast vegetarian were seen in a public eating establishment going at it in what onlookers called a “bitter spat” built on fundamental anti-animal abuse...
- Posted 332 days ago
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Trucker Breaks Guiness World Record Clogging Toilets In All 50 States
Richmond, VA – Trucker Randy Burton has made history in one of the grossest ways possible. Mr. Burton has plenty of time to think about life while on the road, and recently, he let his crazy thoughts...
- Posted 333 days ago
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Sting Operation At Dog Park Results In Arrest
Fargo, ND – The K-9 unit in Fargo, acting on an anonymous tip from someone at the FM Observer (it was me. sorry) recently enacted a sting operation resulting in an arrest at the dog park on...
- Posted 335 days ago
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Crow Faces Down Human Male In Epic Staring Contest
Fargo, ND – In what many are calling the most epic showdown of the 21st century, a crow and a human male (me) went toe-to-toe yesterday afternoon in a ferocious stare-down that lasted a good 10-15 minutes...
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