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Cheney: There Is Nothing I Do Not Hate
Washington, DC – In a recent interview, former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney was asked his opinion about the upcoming presidential election prospects as well as past candidates. He speculated on Mitt Romney’s possible...
- Posted 293 days ago
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Famed Downtown Fargo Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr– Robbed!
Fargo, ND – A smelly-looking friend of the Observer is in need of some help. Pete Wrigley, Jr. (remember him from this article) came to the Observer with some rather troubling news–his float boat rust bucket was...
- Posted 296 days ago
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Fargo Man Charged With Felony Stupidity For ‘Reply All’ Email
Fargo, ND – Office gestapo have formally charged Mr. Kenneth Noisewater with a class A felony in stupidity after his inadvertent ‘reply all’ to a company email. Noisewater allegedly hit the ‘reply all’ button instead of a...
- Posted 296 days ago
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Red River Plays Sick Joke. Drowning Inflatable Doll Sparks 20 Man Police Rescue.
Fargo, ND – The Red River is back in the news again. Not too long ago we reported the Red River being a dickhead and getting on the residents bad side. In a following story, the Red...
- Posted 298 days ago
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Are you a pervert? Is your mind overrun with sexual thoughts? The Observer would like to speak to you.
For an upcoming Editorial column, the F-M Observer will be examining the limits of rampant perversion and need you, the reader’s help. How far does your desire reach? Is there anything you won’t stick up there? Ever...
- Posted 298 days ago
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Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick. Our List of MUST SEE Movies.
West Fargo, ND – We want to make sure you don’t walk into the video store and rent the wrong movie so we have compiled a list of the MUST SEE movies. All with correct title names...
- Posted 303 days ago
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One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………
West Fargo, ND – The Red River Valley Fair in West Fargo is a tough playground to stand out in. People from all over dress their best in the efforts to stand out, possibly grind their naked...
- Posted 304 days ago
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Red River Valley Fair Concert Goer Still Dealing With PTSD Symptoms
West Fargo, ND – The smell of vomit, stale beer, and body odor has passed. The site of the latest fashion trends and best dressed citizens have all but moved on to the next fair or redneck...
- Posted 305 days ago
















