Amanda Bynes Meltdown Going Along Smoothly

July 23rd, 2013 | by Bill Burns

AMANDA BYNES MeltdownMonday night, Amanda Bynes made a little campfire over the weekend.  What’s wrong with that you ask?  Well, it was on a random persons driveway and in a retirement community.  Totally normal.

After police arrived, they determined she needed to be on 5150 hold.  Presumably after Amanda Bynes gave them very normal and coherent answers.  Just kidding.  Her answers were so wacky she needed to be involuntarily hospitalized to get mentally evaluated.  Totally normal.

If you haven’t been following, Amanda Bynes is having a meltdown.  She has a lot of competition though if she wants to be the best of the best on celebrity meltdowns.  I mean, she has to compete with the likes of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Charlie Sheen.  This is no easy task.

Amanda Bynes is going to have to step up her game if she wishes to stand out in celebrity meltdowns.  Lighting campfires on random peoples driveways isn’t going to cut it.

Stay tuned as the © Amanda Bynes Meltdown saga is surely to develop.


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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.