Contest Winner Eats 81 Tacos In 15 Minutes
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Contest Winner Eats 81 Tacos In 15 Minutes

June 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – What do you do when you’re really hungry? Well, during Moorhead’s recent Taco Eating Contest, a Moorhead man named Tomas Couch set a new record by consuming 81 hard-shell tacos in 15 minutes. The...
Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize
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Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

June 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Singapore – Former basketball great Dennis Rodman was notified before leaving Singapore that he will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. The official declaration reads: “By bringing North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and...
Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks
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Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks

June 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – The Pope admits God may have had it wrong when telling the Pope that there is no Hell. When asked recently about his comments that sinners just disappear and that there is no Hell, The Pope is now saying...
FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest
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FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest

June 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is excitedly proud to announce our 2018 Smartest Kids Contest. “Think of this as a spelling bee but you’re asked questions instead of spelling words,” says Dr. Thomas...
The Orb Is Now Available Wherever Cool Things Are Sold
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The Orb Is Now Available Wherever Cool Things Are Sold

May 31st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Potter, WI – If you like ordering cool things online that are even cooler when you open the box, then Google’s new Hairy Potter Magical Orb is for you. Tech-sperts are raving about The Orb and predicting that it could...
World’s 203rd Fastest Man To Speak At Fargo Track Meet
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World’s 203rd Fastest Man To Speak At Fargo Track Meet

May 29th, 2018 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The F-M Observer continues to bring you scrumptious news du jour. Today, we briefly chronicle a visit from of one of the top sprinters currently walking running the Earth. Clarent Bippen, the officially ranked...
So-Called Feng Shui Burglar Breaks Into Homes Only To Re-Arrange The Furniture
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So-Called Feng Shui Burglar Breaks Into Homes Only To Re-Arrange The Furniture

May 29th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some home owners in South Fargo have recently been reporting having had their homes broken into, but nothing was stolen. In each and every similar instance, these home break-ins resulted in re-arranged...
Fargo Dog School Successfully Teaching Young Dogs To Communicate In English
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Fargo Dog School Successfully Teaching Young Dogs To Communicate In English

May 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new dog school now teaches young dogs how to read and understand English as a first or second language. Scientific studies have proven that graduates of this Dog School in Fargo can comprehend English spoken...
Busload Of Fargo Folks Heading To The Royal Wedding
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Busload Of Fargo Folks Heading To The Royal Wedding

May 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What started out as just a joking comment during some weekend beers in a garage has now turned into an official chartered bus that will be bringing a full busload of people from Fargo, North Dakota to attend the...
Nursing Home Residents Shocked When Told They Must Run The Full Fargo Marathon
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Nursing Home Residents Shocked When Told They Must Run The Full Fargo Marathon

May 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You can imagine the surprised shock when one of Fargo’s larger nursing homes told all of its residents that they each must run the full Fargo Marathon. “Well, it just doesn’t make any sense!...