Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map
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Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map

July 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Centralia, North Dakota – Where there once stood a vibrant little North Dakota town called Centralia, there is now nothing. “It’s like the town never even existed,” noted one stunned observer who drove by...
Fargo’s Dr. Svinkhaus Believes That Black Holes Matter
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Fargo’s Dr. Svinkhaus Believes That Black Holes Matter

July 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Dr. Hector Svinkhaus who is internationally known for his work in radioactivity, particularly AM/FM, is now a possible candidate to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his breakthrough study of black holes....
Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States
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Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States

July 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Dover, Delaware – The entire state of Delaware has somehow broken off from the North American mainland just like an iceberg. Delaware, along with everyone on it, is now adrift out in the cold Atlantic Ocean. There are some...
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Trump Administration Considering Travel Enforcement To New Arctic Iceberg

July 17th, 2017 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Last week, in the thrall of a red-hot northern hemisphere summer, the shockingly brittle Larsen C Ice Shelf buckled under the pressure and shed a few trillion tons of unneeded weight. This signifies a huge...
World Famous Jazz Monkey Set To Wow Fargo Jazz Aficionados
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World Famous Jazz Monkey Set To Wow Fargo Jazz Aficionados

July 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you are a major jazz aficionado like we are, you are in for a real treat when Thelonius Monkey comes to town with his unique jazz sounds that have won the world over and put him in the main international jazz...
25 Eating Tips By FMObserver Senior Staff Dietitian Angie Pitts
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25 Eating Tips By FMObserver Senior Staff Dietitian Angie Pitts

July 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Since eating is such a universal activity, and Eating Well has now become so hip and trendy, we here at the FM Observer decided to proactively hire our own Senior Staff Dietitian to provide free, important, and helpful advice to...
Montana Earthquake Either Caused By Global Fracking Or Payback For Unabomber
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Montana Earthquake Either Caused By Global Fracking Or Payback For Unabomber

July 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lincoln, MT – Experts are divided on what exactly caused the rare 5.8 earthquake that recently struck western Montana. One school of thought is that Global Fracking was the cause of the quake. “All those fracking oil...
Fargo Bocce Ball Tournament To Raise Money For Its Organizers
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Fargo Bocce Ball Tournament To Raise Money For Its Organizers

July 5th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A city-wide bocce ball tournament will be held as a fund raiser for the personal gain of its organizers. With an entrance fee of only $50, the tournament could raise approximately $6.5 million if enough people...
Twelve-Year Old Kung-Fu Brown-Belt Kicks Crap Out Of Would-Be Burglar
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Twelve-Year Old Kung-Fu Brown-Belt Kicks Crap Out Of Would-Be Burglar

June 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A young boy who’s been taking Kung Fu lessons since he was six years old recently “beat the living crap” out of a man trying to rob his family’s home. Little Tommy Maddox discovered a...
Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’
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Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’

June 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our new staff droutologist Dr. Rod Guth has just issued his final report on the area drought. Rod believes that short-term dry conditions coupled with the long-term Global Drying are the two main reasons...