Xanax Fest Expected To Attract Tranquil Crowd
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Xanax Fest Expected To Attract Tranquil Crowd

July 27th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A new festival coming to the Red River Valley should appeal to anyone who enjoys a more sedate lifestyle. Xanax Fest was the brain child of Nira Vam and her super laid-back boyfriend UpJohn. Mellow music...
Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him
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Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him

July 14th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Spider Island, Wisconsin – Spiderman says one reason he wears a mask is to not catch the coronavirus from people who aren’t wearing a mask. Just like Spiderman’s mask, your mask should completely cover your...
At Zeitgeist Funeral Home, We Put The “Fun” In Funerals!
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At Zeitgeist Funeral Home, We Put The “Fun” In Funerals!

June 23rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Gone are the days when funerals were melancholy, mournful, and morose. Zeitgeist Funeral Home believes funerals should be a fun celebration. Dr. Agustine Elefritz created Zeitgeist Funeral Home to put some...
FMO Now Recording Everything On Cassette Tapes
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FMO Now Recording Everything On Cassette Tapes

June 8th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – On the advice of counsel (who part-times as a bouncer), the FM Observer has unanimously voted to begin tape recording all aspects of our entire corporate operation. We believe that this will help us: 1. be...
Covid-19 Cases Now Reported Up In Heaven, Including Some Deaths
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Covid-19 Cases Now Reported Up In Heaven, Including Some Deaths

May 1st, 2020 | by Johnnny
Heaven, iCloud – The far-reaching global pandemic is now reportedly being reported up in Heaven where a number of souls have tested positive for Covid-19. Surprisingly, a small percentage of those in Heaven with the Corona...
Johnnny’s Ninth Retrospective (Posts 800-900)
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Johnnny’s Ninth Retrospective (Posts 800-900)

April 28th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Since 900 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 900th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back at Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation
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The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation

April 9th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Psychiko, Greece – As many of us are living through our first global pandemic, it might be helpful to be aware of the stages we’re likely to be going through during a long period of isolation. Dr. Reta Naquin has...
New Home Work-Out Program Called “Flatten Your Curves” Gaining Popularity
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New Home Work-Out Program Called “Flatten Your Curves” Gaining Popularity

April 1st, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Are you stuck at home trying to work and/or just survive? Do you have a ton of snack food in your kitchen, pantry, and garage? Is this pandemic quarantining causing you to gain some extra weight? Well then, you...
Russian Roulette Club (Once Again) Seeking One New Member
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Russian Roulette Club (Once Again) Seeking One New Member

March 30th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Moscow, Idaho – A Russian Roulette Club is actively seeking one new member to fill the vacant seat of a former member who suffered a mishap. “In any game of chance you have your ups and downs, and unfortunately for...
South Park Being Used Extensively As Educational Tool For Pandemic Home Schooling
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South Park Being Used Extensively As Educational Tool For Pandemic Home Schooling

March 24th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Yourtown, USA – With schools being closed for the foreseeable future, many parents are choosing to educate their home-schooled children by having them watch South Park. “Used as an educational tool, South Park checks...