Cooking Corner: How To Cook A Caged Pigeon
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Cooking Corner: How To Cook A Caged Pigeon

May 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – Today in our Cooking Corner, we are interviewing Mr. Ped Gascoigne, who is opening a new restaurant in Downtown Fargo called The Squab House. Since Mr. Gascoigne specializes in roasting caged pigeons,...
Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo
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Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo

May 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – After a bad Red Panda named Sheffield escaped from the Red River Zoo, the head warden for the zoo felt he needed to send a very strong message to all of the rest of the zoo inmates. For escaping from the zoo,...
Group Of Fargo Wives Puts Their Husbands Out On Boulevard For Clean-Up Week
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Group Of Fargo Wives Puts Their Husbands Out On Boulevard For Clean-Up Week

May 14th, 2019 | by Johnnny
North Fargo, ND – Clean-up crews were quite surprised to see what had been put out by the curb in one North Fargo neighborhood. Apparently, ten wives had gotten together and decided to put their ten retired husbands out to...
Baby Sussex, The Future King Of England, Shall Be Called Jughead (Forsythe Pendleton Jones Of Windsor Castle)
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Baby Sussex, The Future King Of England, Shall Be Called Jughead (Forsythe Pendleton Jones Of Windsor Castle)

May 9th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Windsor Castle, England – The High Duke and High Duchess Of Sussex finally announced the official name of their young bundle of joy: Forsythe Pendleton Jones George Harrison Mountbatten Lord Of Windsor Castle, but for...
Entire Family Goes Missing After Husband Dreams They Were All Kidnapped
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Entire Family Goes Missing After Husband Dreams They Were All Kidnapped

May 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a case that might never be solved, an entire family has gone missing after the patriarch had a dream that his family had been kidnapped. Mr. Damian Flipp-Dyke, who reportedly reported the dream by calling...
Kentucky Derby To Be Re-Raced For First Time In Its History
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Kentucky Derby To Be Re-Raced For First Time In Its History

May 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Louisville, KY – For the first time ever in its 145 year history, the Kentucky Derby will be re-run. This unprecedented re-running of the Race For The Roses is due to a very controversial finish which resulted in the second...
Future Teller “Precog” Coming To Fargo To Give  Free Readings To FMO Readers
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Future Teller “Precog” Coming To Fargo To Give Free Readings To FMO Readers

May 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A near and dear friend of your FM Observer is making a special trip to Fargo to do fortune tellings for our readers. He simply goes by the name Precog because of his extraordinary abilities to pre-cogitate...
Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos
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Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos

May 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The famous Fargo Theater in Downtown Fargo will soon be turned into unique upper-floor condos while the valuable ground level space will serve as much-needed parking for its residents. The iconic Fargo sign and...
President-Elect Joe Biden Vows To Make Hudge Fund Managers Take Extredable Cuts
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President-Elect Joe Biden Vows To Make Hudge Fund Managers Take Extredable Cuts

May 1st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dem Aware, Delaware – After Old Joe Biden ostensibly slurred through his presidential kick-off speech, he was already considered to be the 2020 President-Elect. To those foolable pundits who thought The Joe-ker slurred...
Directions To Our FMO Corporate Headquarters For Reader Meet-N-Greet Parties
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Directions To Our FMO Corporate Headquarters For Reader Meet-N-Greet Parties

April 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In appreciation of our beloved and faithful readers, your FM Observer will be hosting a sensational series of Reader Meet-N-Greets during each of the upcoming weekends. Expensively fine free food will...