Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!
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Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!

July 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...
New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’
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New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’

July 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Whether it likes it or not, Fargo now has a new motorcycle gang with which to contend. The Hell Monkeys are their name and they claim to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Hell Monkey members tend to emulate...
Middle Finger Replaces Frown Face On Social Media
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Middle Finger Replaces Frown Face On Social Media

July 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Middle Branch, Ohio – In an on-going effort to stay culturally current, the old frown face is now being replaced by the middle finger on The Facebook. Emoticon experts all agree that this is a very good move in the right...
FMO’s 1st Annual Snackathon Eating Contest
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FMO’s 1st Annual Snackathon Eating Contest

July 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer is proud to be teaming up with the Hostess Snack Corporation to bring you our First Annual Snackathon Eating Contest! Everyone is invited to join in with our First Annual Snackathon Eating...
Hackers Change Pokemon Go Animals Into Satanic Demons
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Hackers Change Pokemon Go Animals Into Satanic Demons

July 14th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A small number of Android users have become affected by a nefarious hack into the newly-famous Pokemon Go mobile game interface. Certain pokehunters are now encountering demonic hellspawn where cute and...
Pokémon Parents Pleading Please Stop The Insanity
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Pokémon Parents Pleading Please Stop The Insanity

July 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – After a five year old child was hit by a Mack truck while walking across the interstate highway at midnight, the child’s parents are asking for the insanity to stop. After a distracted tot climbed...
‘Black Lights Matter’ Has One Small Problem
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‘Black Lights Matter’ Has One Small Problem

July 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A number of people in the North Fargo area had recently replaced their normally white porch lights with blacklights to show support for the Black Lights Matter movement. Not only did this look real cool but it...
Fotos By Fritz The Cat Opens In Moorhead
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Fotos By Fritz The Cat Opens In Moorhead

July 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new business is finally coming to the quirky town of Moorhead. Fotos by Fritz the Cat will be opening its doors this week at the sight of the old Ralph’s bar on Main Avenue, just across the river in...
Psychic Predicts Large Number Of Fargo Sinkholes To Appear In The Coming Months
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Psychic Predicts Large Number Of Fargo Sinkholes To Appear In The Coming Months

July 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A well-known psychic has predicted that Fargo will soon be riddled with many good-sized sinkholes. Psymon Soothsayer recently went on the record with the FMObserver and prognosticated that “numerous...
Zombie Jimmy Hoffa Emerges From South Fargo Sinkhole
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Zombie Jimmy Hoffa Emerges From South Fargo Sinkhole

July 5th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – After many years of wondering, pontificating and scouring its whereabouts, the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body has finally revealed itself. Shortly after a gaping sinkhole opened up on 9th avenue and 42nd...