Feral Rabbits Being Readied To Secure Southern Border
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Feral Rabbits Being Readied To Secure Southern Border

August 27th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Rabbit, Texas – The president has announced executive orders which will result in special teams of feral rabbits soon being dispatched to the southern U.S. border. This will be part of an overall coordinated federal ground...
Area Outdoor Pianos Maybe Not Such A Grand Idea
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Area Outdoor Pianos Maybe Not Such A Grand Idea

August 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What perhaps began as a grandiose idea has now ended up in the local landfill. Fargo police surveillance cameras in the area of an outdoor grand piano were not quite quick enough to record all of the alleged...
Area Maiden Sues Tailor After Corset Does Not Collapse Ribcage
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Area Maiden Sues Tailor After Corset Does Not Collapse Ribcage

August 26th, 2014 | by Nick
From the archives: 23rd of May, 1894 Fargo, ND — Area maiden Kreelen Maughth is suing the Main Avenue Tailor over what she claims is poor workmanship. Maughth says a 12¢ corset purchased over four score moons ago has had no...
FMO Launching FMO-TV From New FMO Corporate Headquarters
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FMO Launching FMO-TV From New FMO Corporate Headquarters

August 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – After weeks of around-the-clock construction, the new FM Observer corporate headquarters is finally done. This will not only be the main offices of your favorite FMObserver.com but will also be the exciting...
Stab Yourself In The Leg to Raise Awareness For RLS
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Stab Yourself In The Leg to Raise Awareness For RLS

August 22nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – We all know someone who’s afflicted with RLS. That’s right: Restless Leg Syndrome. This crippling, unfortunate illness affects millions of Americans worldwide. To raise awareness for this common...
Wendy’s Pay It Forward Program Offers Free Meals After Midnight
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Wendy’s Pay It Forward Program Offers Free Meals After Midnight

August 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Wendy’s restaurants in the Fargo-Moorhead area are starting a new “Pay It Forward” program. Between the hours of midnight and 1AM, your meal will be free if you promise to pay this kind...
New West Fargo Law Allows Exclamation Points In Names
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New West Fargo Law Allows Exclamation Points In Names

August 20th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – A new West Fargo law was put into the books this past weekend. The new law will allow anyone to add an exclamation point to the end of their first name. A man named Jesus was the first in line and...
Odorless Farts Plague Edina Housewives
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Odorless Farts Plague Edina Housewives

August 19th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
After years of financial prosperity, citizens of Edina, Minn. are worried their flatulence is failing to produce any odor. Edina, an inner-ring suburb of Minneapolis, is among the wealthiest cities in Minnesota with a median...
Minnetonka Prepares for First Annual “Milfoil-stival”
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Minnetonka Prepares for First Annual “Milfoil-stival”

August 19th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Excelsior, MN – After running out of reasons to pile boats into the lake, members of the Lake Minnetonka Event Planners have scheduled a celebration of the area’s most abundant natural resource: milfoil. On August 30 and 31,...
Police Shoot And Kill Cat For Climbing Tree Illegally
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Police Shoot And Kill Cat For Climbing Tree Illegally

August 19th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Police had to shoot to kill a cat over the weekend. Tigger, a local neighborhood cat, was shot over the weekend. Police state they received a call about a cat climbing a tree illegally. Police responded to the...