FM Observer To Sponsor Park Wood Cemetery Renovation
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FM Observer To Sponsor Park Wood Cemetery Renovation

June 22nd, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The north wing of Park Wood Cemetery in Fargo has been in dire need of a facelift for quite some time. Tombs are moldy, crypts are dungy and the rats have colonized a functioning village. This has led the...
Johnnny’s Fourth Retrospective (Posts 300-400)
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Johnnny’s Fourth Retrospective (Posts 300-400)

June 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Since 400 is such a nice round number, twas decided to use the occasion of my 400th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back on Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer. All...
32 Pound Squirrel Attacks Family Picnickers In Moorhead
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32 Pound Squirrel Attacks Family Picnickers In Moorhead

June 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A nice family out having a normal picnic in a well-known Moorhead park was negatively amazed when a 32-pound squirrel performed a hostile takeover of all their food. An NDSU squirrelologist says: “Yes,...
NDSU Hires Hairy Potter As Professor Of Spells And Incantations
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NDSU Hires Hairy Potter As Professor Of Spells And Incantations

June 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has confirmed while drinking from the grapevine that Hairy Potter has been hired by NDSU to be the school’s first-ever Professor of Spells and Incantations. FMO: How did you decide to take...
Fargo Summer Games To Culminate With Shin Kicking Contest
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Fargo Summer Games To Culminate With Shin Kicking Contest

June 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Fargo Summer Games will once again bring folks together from all Fargo neighborhoods to compete for pride and the respect of the community. This year’s Fargo Summer Games, which will be held...
West Fargo Lagoon Workers Tired Of Taking Crap From Everyone
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West Fargo Lagoon Workers Tired Of Taking Crap From Everyone

June 9th, 2016 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – Waste Stabilization Pond Foreman Chlaff Peenisackle has seen it all come through. Severed limbs, sea monkey colonies, the physical manifestation of shame from the night before. These are only a few of what...
Justin Beaver’s ‘Porpoise’ Concert Floating To Fargo
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Justin Beaver’s ‘Porpoise’ Concert Floating To Fargo

June 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Marine biologists are among the many who are excitedly anticipating Justin Beaver’s “Have a Porpoise” concert tour stop in Fargo. Most people don’t know that both of Justin Beaver’s...
Fargo City Commission To Re-Define Integration Goals Within Zones Of Proximity
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Fargo City Commission To Re-Define Integration Goals Within Zones Of Proximity

June 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the hot issue of Fargo’s Zones of Proximity heating up, the City Commission’s High Court is trying to establish its integration goals to stay ahead of this contentious issue. Lord Ducchess...
2016 Rio Olympics Being Moved To Zanzibar
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2016 Rio Olympics Being Moved To Zanzibar

June 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Zanzibar City, Zanzibar – Since Rio de Janeiro is having such a plethora of problems including: a government meltdown, uncontrolled street violence, raw sewage in Guanabara Bay, an epic water shortage, and the zika virus,...
FMObserver Staff Personally Testing All Of The Various Dog Shock Collars
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FMObserver Staff Personally Testing All Of The Various Dog Shock Collars

June 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In our successful effort to be the best website on the Internet, each of our dedicated staff members has been personally testing all of the different dog shock collars on the market today. We know that many...