Jimmy Kimmel Being Investigated For Using Unlicensed Monkey To Prepare His Taxes
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Jimmy Kimmel Being Investigated For Using Unlicensed Monkey To Prepare His Taxes

April 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – Comedy King Jimmy Kimmel, who once claimed that he used a dog to prepare his tax return, has now been told he’s being investigated for allegedly using an unlicensed monkey to do his tax work. Tax...
New Driverless Motorcycles Expected To Make Roads Safer
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New Driverless Motorcycles Expected To Make Roads Safer

April 27th, 2018 | by Johnnny
La Honda, CA – A new line of motorcycles just introduced by Honda will be able to drive themselves. Soon, along with driverless cars and buses, expect to be seeing driverless motorcycles on your highways and byways....
Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months
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Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months

April 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...
To Show Respect, They’re Leaving Barbara Bush On The One Dollar Bill
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To Show Respect, They’re Leaving Barbara Bush On The One Dollar Bill

April 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Out of respect for former First Lady Barbara Bush, the Treasury Department has instructed the Federal Reserve to keep her picture on the one dollar bill, as it has been for decades. As sitting Treasury...
Fargo Family Finds Gold Bars Inside Walls Of Their Newly Purchased Older Home
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Fargo Family Finds Gold Bars Inside Walls Of Their Newly Purchased Older Home

April 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After purchasing an older home in North Fargo for about $240,000, Mr. Dell Glawson and his dear wife Goldie decided to remodel their older home by knocking out a few of the main floor walls. In going for that...
Sign Up To Join The FMO Birthday Club For Only $100
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Sign Up To Join The FMO Birthday Club For Only $100

April 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Are you a person who has a birthday and who likes to have fun? Have you been looking for a way to make perfunctory birthdays more functory? May we suggest that you join the FM Observer Birthday Club by...
New Starbucks Bathroom Policy Welcomes All
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New Starbucks Bathroom Policy Welcomes All

April 20th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Seattle, WA – After undergoing some much needed racial sensitivity training, Starbucks Coffee has come up with a new bathroom policy for all its locations across the country. Starbucks new Open Door bathroom policy will let...
Full Disclosure: Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen Are Brothers From Another Mother
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Full Disclosure: Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen Are Brothers From Another Mother

April 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – Thanks to porn star Stormy Daniels, we have now found out that Sean Hannity and Michael Cohen are brothers from another mother. According to DNA evidence, both men had the same father but each was from a...
Musician “Flips The Bird” To Fargo Crowd While Suppposedly Trying To Play The F-Chord
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Musician “Flips The Bird” To Fargo Crowd While Suppposedly Trying To Play The F-Chord

April 18th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some surprised listeners in the crowd of a small Fargo bar got upset when the solo musician performing on stage repeatedly gave them the middle finger during her show. To be fair, some hecklers had been yelling...
Court Artist Accused Of Drawing-Under-The-Influence At Cohen/Daniels Court Hearing
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Court Artist Accused Of Drawing-Under-The-Influence At Cohen/Daniels Court Hearing

April 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The artist chosen to do sketches at the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen court hearing has been accused of DUI (Drawing Under The Influence). Just as many famous artists have successfully used drugs to embellish...