Editorial

Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park
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Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park

July 10th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of our best junior reporters (who recently attended FMO Summer Camp) somehow discovered a woman living up in a hammock in Fargo’s Lindenwood Park. Our on-the-scene reporter cleverly asked the lady why...
Zebra Muscles Invade Red River Zoo
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Zebra Muscles Invade Red River Zoo

July 9th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Red River Zoo officials have gleefully added zebra muscles to their fleet of exotic animal inventory. A big, buff zebra named “Junto” is the zoo’s newest member. He’s 6’3, 884lbs of...
Area Man 3-D Prints Lusty, Dead-Eyed Carpool Lane Passenger
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Area Man 3-D Prints Lusty, Dead-Eyed Carpool Lane Passenger

July 7th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The good ol’ high-occupancy vehicle (HOV) lane. It’s what all solo drivers long for during that treacherous afternoon commute. Do you ever wish you could drive freely down the wide-open carpool...
Fargo Shooting Park To Add Golf Driving Range
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Fargo Shooting Park To Add Golf Driving Range

June 16th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Fargo Shooting Park has decided to jazz things up a bit with the implementation of a golf driving range. The shooting park is adding a golf ball dispenser, so bring your guns and your clubs along on your next...
Fargo Man Discovers iPod’s Song Shuffle Algorithm
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Fargo Man Discovers iPod’s Song Shuffle Algorithm

June 4th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—iPod owners will be quick to tell you that they love using the device’s “shuffle” feature to play a random assortment of music. It liberates the user from the responsibility of having to pick which...
Event: Weekly Spam Email Poetry Reading
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Event: Weekly Spam Email Poetry Reading

May 26th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Spam email: the scourge of the inbox. We all get it. Hell, some of us have even replied to one or two. Have you ever gotten a Spam email so over-the-top you just had to share its contents? Did you ever feel like...
Google Robot Beats Human At Bocce Ball
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Google Robot Beats Human At Bocce Ball

May 19th, 2015 | by Nick
Signifying the rapid progression of the artificial intelligence takeover, a Google-owned ATLAS robot at the Institute for Human and Machine Cognition (IHMC) recently beat a human at a game of bocce ball. It not only beat the...
FM Observer Asks: Do You Uber?
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FM Observer Asks: Do You Uber?

May 13th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—With Uber ride service starting soon in Fargo, the FM Observer wonders if you, the reader, Uber? We asked a handful of friendly folks if they’ve ever Ubered or if they plan to Uber: Whackite Chlomsburger, 47,...
Raceism Is What Makes Marathon Week So Special
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Raceism Is What Makes Marathon Week So Special

May 7th, 2015 | by Nick
Raceism | noun | race – ism | ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm: the belief in racing as a favorable hobby or pastime Fargo, ND–Raceism is alive and well in Fargo this weekend during this year’s marathon. Raceists from all...
Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids
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Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids

April 30th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—It’s cleanup week in Fargo! One man’s trash is another man’s treasure–but beware. If you’re trolling the streets for discarded belongings, keep your eyes and ears open for something truly...