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Event: Weekly Spam Email Poetry Reading
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Event: Weekly Spam Email Poetry Reading

May 26th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Spam email: the scourge of the inbox. We all get it. Hell, some of us have even replied to one or two. Have you ever gotten a Spam email so over-the-top you just had to share its contents? Did you ever feel like...
Google Robot Beats Human At Bocce Ball
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Google Robot Beats Human At Bocce Ball

May 19th, 2015 | by Nick
Signifying the rapid progression of the artificial intelligence takeover, a Google-owned ATLAS robot at the Institute for Human and Machine Cognition (IHMC) recently beat a human at a game of bocce ball. It not only beat the...
FM Observer Asks: Do You Uber?
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FM Observer Asks: Do You Uber?

May 13th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—With Uber ride service starting soon in Fargo, the FM Observer wonders if you, the reader, Uber? We asked a handful of friendly folks if they’ve ever Ubered or if they plan to Uber: Whackite Chlomsburger, 47,...
Raceism Is What Makes Marathon Week So Special
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Raceism Is What Makes Marathon Week So Special

May 7th, 2015 | by Nick
Raceism | noun | race – ism | ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm: the belief in racing as a favorable hobby or pastime Fargo, ND–Raceism is alive and well in Fargo this weekend during this year’s marathon. Raceists from all...
Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids
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Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids

April 30th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—It’s cleanup week in Fargo! One man’s trash is another man’s treasure–but beware. If you’re trolling the streets for discarded belongings, keep your eyes and ears open for something truly...
Questions For Fargo Legislator Who Hosted Simulated Public Sex Act
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Questions For Fargo Legislator Who Hosted Simulated Public Sex Act

April 28th, 2015 | by Mike
Fargo legislator Dictor Hurtmeal held a press conference today following accusations that he was seen participating in what appeared to be a public sex act along with five other males. Hurtmeal, a 12-year representative from...
Al Gore Blames Chilean Volcano On Global Warming
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Al Gore Blames Chilean Volcano On Global Warming

April 23rd, 2015 | by Nick
Cupertino, CA—Famed internet inventor and climate changeologist Al Gore went on the offensive yesterday during an Earth Day event at Apple® headquarters. When news of the Chilean volcanic eruption broke, Gore equated it to a...
Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year
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Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year

April 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City officials are trying to not start a panic while announcing that a large comet may hit downtown Fargo sometime next year. The comet is named X-51 and is believed to be from the Taurus constellation....
How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu
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How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu

April 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Birdeye, Arkansas – With the Avian Flu starting to spread its nasty wings, it might be helpful for us all to know the signs of a Sick Bird. After months and months of careful research, the FM Observer has put together a...
Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits
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Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits

April 8th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The results are finally in! Fargo, for the eighteenth year in a row, was awarded the honor of Most Independent I-94 Highway Exits with an estimable 7. ND Department Of Transportation Administrator Hiffy Gasscage...