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NASA Rocket Launch Bringing Two Of Every Species To The Moon
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NASA Rocket Launch Bringing Two Of Every Species To The Moon

February 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moonshine, Illinois – NASA has unveiled its new Noah’s Rocket designed to bring two of every animal species to the moon in a last-ditch effort to save the Animal Kingdom from an imminent world-wide cataclysm. N.O.A.H....
Drunk Zamboni Driver Ices Ex-Wife’s Property
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Drunk Zamboni Driver Ices Ex-Wife’s Property

February 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It was probably bound to happen eventually. A drunk Zamboni driver “temporarily borrowed” the big ice machine to give his ex-wife an early Valentine’s Day present. Mr. Sam Pony has been charged...
Harpist To Serenade Downtown Fargo Valentine’s Day Patrons
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Harpist To Serenade Downtown Fargo Valentine’s Day Patrons

February 10th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Observer is proud to announce a special treat for downtown Fargo this Valentine’s Day! The enchanting melodies of the soon-to-be infamous Broadway Harpist will serenade street-side onlookers this...
Brian Williams’ Entire Identity Now Being Questioned
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Brian Williams’ Entire Identity Now Being Questioned

February 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Nyork, NY – With many beginning to question the factual authenticity of a number of news stories reported by the popular NBC news anchor, some are now even looking into if his name is actually Brian Williams. Independent...
Facebook Friend Changes Gender
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Facebook Friend Changes Gender

February 3rd, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Area transgender Micki Dinkitink (formerly Mike Dinkitink), with clearance from her doctor, recently updated her gender profile from “Male” to “Female” on Facebook. With this update, those who...
It’s The Year Of The Owl
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It’s The Year Of The Owl

January 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Owls Head, NY – Even though it will be the Year of the Sheep for the Chinese New Year, for the rest of the world it is the: Year of the Owl! Owls seem to be the new hip thing that everyone is into, and...
Local Moms Gather For Nappy Hour
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Local Moms Gather For Nappy Hour

January 19th, 2015 | by Jill Burns
Moms from across the area are gathering today at 2 pm for the first ever Nappy Hour. This event consists of one hour in which moms come to take a nap. They are encouraged to bring a blanket, their pajamas, a mat, or whatever will...
New Dollar Hotel Perfect For Some Budgets
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New Dollar Hotel Perfect For Some Budgets

January 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new budget hotel is coming to the Fargo-Moorhead area. The Dollar Hotel will offer basic discount luxury. “Think of the DoHo as the hotel version of the Dollar Store”, said someone. Each room...
Local Man Who Dreamed He Was Flying Somehow Woke Up In Tokyo
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Local Man Who Dreamed He Was Flying Somehow Woke Up In Tokyo

January 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man who crawled into bed in Fargo at around 11:00 PM on December 29th, somehow amazingly woke up in Tokyo, Japan the next day. Dave Cooperfeld of 243 Pinecone Place says he had a dream that night...
Area Man Injured By Falling Gas Prices
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Area Man Injured By Falling Gas Prices

January 2nd, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Local man Tarto Burstwalter is suing Phillip’s 66 after he claims he was hit by falling gas prices. The sudden drop was such a jolt that it left him paralyzed from the waist-down. “Never saw this...