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World’s 203rd Fastest Man To Speak At Fargo Track Meet
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World’s 203rd Fastest Man To Speak At Fargo Track Meet

May 29th, 2018 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The F-M Observer continues to bring you scrumptious news du jour. Today, we briefly chronicle a visit from of one of the top sprinters currently walking running the Earth. Clarent Bippen, the officially ranked...
MSUM Drama Student Comes Out As Thespian
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MSUM Drama Student Comes Out As Thespian

April 7th, 2018 | by Nick
Moorhead, MN – When she heard the news that fmobserver.com was back online, MSUM Drama student Xinthia Kaswa immediately came to us with a dilemma. What she told us couldn’t be easily understood at first listen. This...
Area Man Says He Can 3-D Print Your Bitcoin
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Area Man Says He Can 3-D Print Your Bitcoin

January 29th, 2018 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – For a non-nominal fee, an area man will turn your crypto-currency into physical currency for you to spend willfully on the black market or anywhere else they recognize this monopoly money.  Cryptocurrency,...
Prehistoric Rabbit Femur Located In West Fargo
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Prehistoric Rabbit Femur Located In West Fargo

December 1st, 2017 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – What was once the territory of the Gargantuan Arctic Hare is now the coveted land of homebuyers and builders residing in points West. This truth was revealed to excavators during a foundation dig in what is...
Trump Names Bali Volcano, Mt. Agung, As New Top Advisor
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Trump Names Bali Volcano, Mt. Agung, As New Top Advisor

November 29th, 2017 | by Nina Verbena
Washington, D.C. – After losing a number of top advisors in recent weeks, President Trump filled one of the vacant slots with a highly unusual appointment today. Mt. Agung, the active volcano currently erupting in Bali, has...
Aging Presidential Administration Ships Horse Masks To Puerto Rico
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Aging Presidential Administration Ships Horse Masks To Puerto Rico

October 17th, 2017 | by Nick
San Juan, Puerto Rico – After playfully tossing paper towel rolls to locals seriously affected by hurricane Irma, Donald Trump has seemingly permitted a shipment of latex horse masks to Puerto Rico. To the aid of the...
Eddie Money Cover Band ‘Edward Currency’ To Open For Eddie Money
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Eddie Money Cover Band ‘Edward Currency’ To Open For Eddie Money

September 21st, 2017 | by Nick
Mahnomen, MN – An upcoming tour stop for classic rock icon Eddie Money could get even more interesting than it previously was with a last-minute addition to the show’s lineup. The scheduled opening act being forced to...
Fargo American Idol Audition Winner Lied About Age
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Fargo American Idol Audition Winner Lied About Age

September 6th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Auditions for the hit game show American Idol took a pit stop in Fargo today with much ado. Both young and old, women and men from parts known and unknown came forth to profess their talents to a small array of...
Area Man Cancels Plan To Follow Solar Eclipse Across United States Using Solar-Powered Jetpack
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Area Man Cancels Plan To Follow Solar Eclipse Across United States Using Solar-Powered Jetpack

August 11th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Area mad scientist Viddio Burstweiler wanted to be the first man to traverse a solar eclipse’s entire path of totality as the moon followed it. He noticed that the moon’s umbral shadow will take a...
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Trump Administration Considering Travel Enforcement To New Arctic Iceberg

July 17th, 2017 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Last week, in the thrall of a red-hot northern hemisphere summer, the shockingly brittle Larsen C Ice Shelf buckled under the pressure and shed a few trillion tons of unneeded weight. This signifies a huge...