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Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting
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Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting

September 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City Commissioners will soon be deciding whether or not to allow chicken fighting within city limits. A number of residents have been pushing for the legalization of chicken fighting. They contend that...
Many Fargo Homes Choosing To Go “Off The Grid”
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Many Fargo Homes Choosing To Go “Off The Grid”

September 15th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Have you been considering becoming independent from the local power grid and avoiding those monthly bills? Did a large branch just fall in your backyard and wipe out your power lines and you’re wondering...
Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million
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Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million

September 13th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – ESPN’s College Game Day program was expected to attract a large crowd but nobody knew exactly how large it would be. One policeman said: “I think everyone from the state of North Dakota is here! And...
Corrections
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Corrections

September 12th, 2014 | by Nick
This morning, an article about Ray and Janay Rice filing a civil lawsuit against the Atlantic City casino elevator manufacturer did not get published due to it being a complete and utter waste of cyberspace. We apologize in...
Early Fargo Business Man Attacked By Giant Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly
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Early Fargo Business Man Attacked By Giant Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly

September 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – On this date 90 years ago, a Fargo businessman was attacked by a very large butterfly while crossing a street in the downtown area. The man’s name was Mr. Simon Cummings who owned and operated Cummings...
How To Prepare For The Coming Ebola Pandemic
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How To Prepare For The Coming Ebola Pandemic

September 8th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Eboli, Italy – The World Health Organization and the Center for Disease Control are suggesting that now is the time to prepare for the next coming global pandemic from the Ebola Virus Disease. Dr. Klaus Sphinxter says:...
Red River Zoo Soon Adding One Large Triceratops
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Red River Zoo Soon Adding One Large Triceratops

September 3rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In case you hadn’t heard, part of Jurassic Park will soon be coming to the Fargo Red River Zoo! Because of the wide variety of extreme weather conditions in this region, the Fargo Zoo has been chosen to be...
“Creepiest Adult Ever” Award Given To Leering Gym Instructor
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“Creepiest Adult Ever” Award Given To Leering Gym Instructor

September 2nd, 2014 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND—With just a week of classes in the books, West Fargo High School students have already begun recognizing their staff. According to an online poll compiled by a number of Instagram users, school gym teacher...
Moorhead Family Found Living In A Pumpkin
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Moorhead Family Found Living In A Pumpkin

September 1st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – It was recently discovered by the Moorhead Housing Authority that at least one Moorhead family has been living in a large pumpkin for months. Margaret Butts, chairman of the MHA, stated: “T’was a...
Star Trek Captain Janeway Wearing Prison Orange For Being Romulan Spy
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Star Trek Captain Janeway Wearing Prison Orange For Being Romulan Spy

August 29th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Enterprise, Alabama – USS Enterprise Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Star Trek Federation has been convicted of being a Romulan spy. It turns out that her actual (Romulan) name is Galina “Red” Reznikov. Ms....