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Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids
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Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids

April 30th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—It’s cleanup week in Fargo! One man’s trash is another man’s treasure–but beware. If you’re trolling the streets for discarded belongings, keep your eyes and ears open for something truly...
Questions For Fargo Legislator Who Hosted Simulated Public Sex Act
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Questions For Fargo Legislator Who Hosted Simulated Public Sex Act

April 28th, 2015 | by Mike
Fargo legislator Dictor Hurtmeal held a press conference today following accusations that he was seen participating in what appeared to be a public sex act along with five other males. Hurtmeal, a 12-year representative from...
Al Gore Blames Chilean Volcano On Global Warming
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Al Gore Blames Chilean Volcano On Global Warming

April 23rd, 2015 | by Nick
Cupertino, CA—Famed internet inventor and climate changeologist Al Gore went on the offensive yesterday during an Earth Day event at Apple® headquarters. When news of the Chilean volcanic eruption broke, Gore equated it to a...
Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year
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Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year

April 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City officials are trying to not start a panic while announcing that a large comet may hit downtown Fargo sometime next year. The comet is named X-51 and is believed to be from the Taurus constellation....
How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu
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How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu

April 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Birdeye, Arkansas – With the Avian Flu starting to spread its nasty wings, it might be helpful for us all to know the signs of a Sick Bird. After months and months of careful research, the FM Observer has put together a...
Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits
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Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits

April 8th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The results are finally in! Fargo, for the eighteenth year in a row, was awarded the honor of Most Independent I-94 Highway Exits with an estimable 7. ND Department Of Transportation Administrator Hiffy Gasscage...
Returned Diversion Assessment Ballots Being Used To Build Diversion
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Returned Diversion Assessment Ballots Being Used To Build Diversion

April 6th, 2015 | by Nick
All of your returned ‘NO’ ballots will be put to good use Fargo, ND—Local property owners: Did you recently find a flood risk ballot in your mailbox asking you to help fund the FM Diversion project? Did you open it,...
International Pi Day Is Here! How Are You Celebrating?
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International Pi Day Is Here! How Are You Celebrating?

March 14th, 2015 | by Nick
It’s March 14th, 2015! Did you know that this date holds significance for fans of a certain mathematical constant? 3/14/15 is International Pi Day. Those five numbers, in order, are the first five numbers of Pi (π), the...
Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo
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Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo

March 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fergus Falls, MN – Apparently not everyone in Minnesota loves Fargo as much as Fargo does. Emotions seem to be running quite high after a Minnesota County Board made and seconded a motion to “Stick It To Fargo”....
Oceans Rising Faster Than Predicted: Millions Moving To North Dakota
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Oceans Rising Faster Than Predicted: Millions Moving To North Dakota

March 10th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Cape Cod, MA – As Global Warming continues to melt the polar ice caps down to nothing, the oceans are rising faster than originally expected. Dr. Alice Melton, who is the top scientist with Make Earth Less Troubled (MELT)...