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Event: Weekly Spam Email Poetry Reading
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Event: Weekly Spam Email Poetry Reading

May 26th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Spam email: the scourge of the inbox. We all get it. Some of us have even replied to one or two. Have you ever gotten a spam email so over-the-top you just had to share its contents? Did you ever feel like sharing...
FM Observer Asks: Do You Uber?
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FM Observer Asks: Do You Uber?

May 13th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—With Uber ride service starting soon in Fargo, the FM Observer wonders if you, the reader, Uber? We asked a handful of friendly folks if they’ve ever Ubered or if they plan to Uber: Whackite Chlomsburger, 47,...
Raceism Is What Makes Marathon Week So Special
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Raceism Is What Makes Marathon Week So Special

May 7th, 2015 | by Nick
Raceism | noun | race – ism | ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm: the belief in racing as a favorable hobby or pastime Fargo, ND–Raceism is alive and well in Fargo this weekend during this year’s marathon. Raceists from all...
Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids
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Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids

April 30th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—It’s cleanup week in Fargo! One man’s trash is another man’s treasure–but beware. If you’re trolling the streets for discarded belongings, keep your eyes and ears open for something truly...
Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year
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Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year

April 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City officials are trying to not start a panic while announcing that a large comet may hit downtown Fargo sometime next year. The comet is named X-51 and is believed to be from the Taurus constellation....
Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits
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Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits

April 8th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The results are finally in! Fargo, for the eighteenth year in a row, was awarded the honor of Most Independent I-94 Highway Exits with an estimable 7. ND Department Of Transportation Administrator Hifton Gasscage...
Returned Diversion Assessment Ballots Being Used To Build Diversion
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Returned Diversion Assessment Ballots Being Used To Build Diversion

April 6th, 2015 | by Nick
All of your returned ‘NO’ ballots will be put to good use Fargo, ND—Local property owners: Did you recently find a flood risk ballot in your mailbox asking you to help fund the FM Diversion project? Did you open it,...
Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo
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Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo

March 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fergus Falls, MN – Apparently not everyone in Minnesota loves Fargo as much as Fargo does. Emotions seem to be running quite high after a Minnesota County Board made and seconded a motion to “Stick It To Fargo”....
No One Leaves Alive From This Fargo Haunted House
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No One Leaves Alive From This Fargo Haunted House

March 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It’s the place everyone knows about, but no one talks about. Fargo’s Minister Mansion, as it is called, is thee most haunted house between Moorhead, Minnesota and Missoula, Montana. If you...
Drunk Zamboni Driver Ices Ex-Wife’s Property
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Drunk Zamboni Driver Ices Ex-Wife’s Property

February 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It was probably bound to happen eventually. A drunk Zamboni driver “temporarily borrowed” the big ice machine to give his ex-wife an early Valentine’s Day present. Mr. Sam Pony has been charged...