Fargo, ND – One fine day, Mr. Wade Dumpkins was out for his walk when he came upon a single solitary brick laying on the ground at the edge of an abandoned construction site.
After carefully looking around, Mr. Dumpkins picked up the brick and then decided to carry it home with him.
Mr. Wade Dumpkins has now been taking this brick pretty much everywhere he goes for the last twenty five years.
“It’s become my companion, my best friend, my rock, if you will,” admits Wade, as he lovingly hold his brick in his lap.
“When so much today is not real, like all that fake news on Facebook that caused Hillary to lose it, this orphaned simple brick that I found is something real, dammit, something tangible, someone who is always there for me, do you know what I’m saying?”
Yes, Wade Dumpkins, we do know what you’re saying!