Kanye West T-Shirt Available Once Again.

December 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
kanye west white tshirt

Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?

A few months back, Kanye west released upon the masses a $120 dollar ‘hip hop’ white t-shirt.  You read that right.  A $120 dollar regular white cotton t-shirt.  If you were planning on trying to stop the planet because you’re done with the ride, now would be the time .  This $120 dollar white t-shirt SOLD OUT immediately.  Yes, stupid people bought this.

It’s been really hard to get your hands on this one of a kind, totally worth it, $120 dollar white cotton t-shirt.  That is, until recently.

The t-shirt is back in stock now but with a twist.  Are you ready to hear this folks?  Probably the best thing you will hear until 2020.  Ok.  Last time.  Are you ready?  You can now buy a $120 DARK NAVY t-shirt!!!!  Yea that’s right.  Starve yourself of food for a couple months so you can go out and buy this one of a kind navy blue t-shirt.

This t-shirt is a genius collaboration between A.P.C and Kanye West.  We can assume the conversation went like this.

Kanye: Yo bitches I got a genius idea, because i’m a genius.  Ok ok.  Get this.  We should sell a white t-shirt!  Nobody has ever done it before! Fuck i’m a genius.  You think i’m a genius?  Yea you know i’m a genius.

APC: You are a true genius nigga.  Let’s get that nigga shit in production right away.  This is fucking genius.  You’re so genius, i’m so genius, we’re just two genius niggas.  I fuck bitches.

You can follow the link to purchase the all mighty, genius, white cotton t-shirt.  Or, if you would like to NOT starve for a couple months, you can go to Target and buy this one for a low low price of $8 dollars.  You decide.

I do think the Kanye West t-shirt is worth it if and only if you buy an affliction t-shirt to wear over it.

You’re a total baller now AND a fucking genius.


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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.