Must Have Weapon For The Coming Zombie Apocalypse

June 1st, 2012 | by Bill Burns

Everywhere, USA – Keep your face, keep your skin, we will fill you in on the most practical weapon against zombies.  Zombies have been in the news lately (here and here) which is an obvious sign of a coming zombie apocalypse.

This is great news for a lot of us.  We have been fans of zombies for years.  Compiling zombie fighting weapons, playing zombie video games, and actually dressing up as a zombie and going on zombie bar crawls.  We have been waiting impatiently for the time when we can actually kill waves of zombies in real life.

Now that the time has actually come, you need to be prepared.  The most practical zombie fighting weapon is a SWORD.  Why you ask?  Because swords don’t run out of ammo dummy!

I personally recommend the Katana.  A sharp Katana will have no problem what so ever dismembering waves of zombies.  You could go on forever!  How exciting!

Double Edge Zombie Katana Sword

Now, you can go out and buy any sword (MAKE SURE IT’S SHARP) but you need to be in shape in order to use the sword effectively.  You don’t need a ton of skills either but it wouldn’t hurt to practice sword fighting skills.

If you follow the kid in the video below you will get in shape AND learn critical sword fighting skills.

 

Happy zombie training and fighting!  Go get ’em tiger!!

**Watch for a follow up article on the Top 5 Must Have Zombie Weapons.**


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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.