Riderwood, Maryland – If you’ve been curiously wondering what the hot new trend is going to be for the Summer of 2013, your wait is over. It’s the Multi-Bike! (Click on picture to zoom in.)
Just as the FM Observer recently brought you what’s happening in fashion trends for the summer, the latest in cool gadgets and gizmos is now here for the official start of summer.
The inventor of the Multi-Bike is Mike Rust. Mike explains that his prototype stands almost 10 feet tall. He admits: “Not to honk my own bike horn, but it’s an extraordinarily designed 8-wheel drive bike which is great for looking over fences at the baseball parks and outdoor concert venues. Plus, it certainly helps out meeting women.”
Mike was thinking that since his bike has 8 wheels, the name should have been the OctoBike, but decided on Multi-Bike (start with an M- and ends with -ike, just like Mike).
You can purchase the simple 500-step process to make your own Multi-Bike directly from Mike. He says he’s the only Mike Rust in Riderwood, Maryland so the NSA shouldn’t have a problem tracking him down for you.
So, what are some people saying about Mike’s Multi-Bike?
Get this bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live. ~Mark Twain
This bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. ~John Howard
Life is like riding this Multi-Bike. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. ~Albert Einstein
Every time I see an adult on a Multi-Bike, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.” ~H.G.Wells
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. ~Charles M. Schultz
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. ~Gloria Steinem
I’d rather ride two unicycles at the same time than one bicycle twice. ~Jarod Kintz
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. ~Terry Pratchett
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