New Trans-Sexual Hair Salon Opens In Moorhead

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Flaire Dane is proud to be a trans-sexual.

Moorhead, MN – A brand new hair salon will soon be opening in Moorhead.

 And it’s name shall be Flaire.

It shall exclusively cater to trans–sexuals.

And it’s name shall be Flaire.

Owner, Flaire Dane, hopes to attract trans–sexuals from Madison to Miles City.

“I see Flaire as a wonderful place to connect with other beautiful trans–sexuals from around the region.” s/he says.

“And at the same time, have your hair trans–formed into a look that we shall create expecially for you, as a proud trans–sexual.”

Why Moorhead?

Flaire Dane says that Moorhead is perfect for Flaire because Moorhead is hip and quirky, just like your average trans–sexual.

What are other trans–sexuals saying about the arrival of Flaire?

Blanche Queensland said: “Because of Flaire, me and all my special trans–sexual friends will be heading to Moorhead just to hang out.”

S/he goes on: “Me see Moorhead as the Leith, ND for trans–sexuals.”

“Me see trans–sexuals from all over the country trans–porting themselves to Moorhead, and trans–forming this odd little community into the Trans–Sexual Capitol of America.”

And it’s name shall be Flaire.

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Contributing writer since January, 2013. I've been described by myself as a piano-playing omnivore who hates typos but loves chocolate milk in his coffee. As a Life Coach, some lessons I like to pass onto others are: 1. don't stare at strangers, especially in jail, 2. don't leave fun to find fun, 3. never pet a burning dog, 4. don't eat more than you can lift, and 5. when in doubt, jot it down. Click on any picture in my posts to see them in their full glory. All have been tweaked with either PicMonkey.com or Pixlr.com/Express or Lunapic.com :o)