Objects Miley Cyrus Has Not Violated

October 21st, 2013 | by Bill Burns

Miley Cyrus has violated a lot of objects over the past few months.  However, there are a lot of objects Miley Cyrus has not gotten to yet.

 

these poodles

poodles

 

 

these witches brooms

witches brooms

 

 this john deere tractor

john deer tractor

 

 

this salt shaker

salt shaker

 

 

all of the marvel heroes

marvel heros

 

 

this power drill

power drill

 

 

miss piggy and kermit the frog

miss piggy and kermit the frog

 

this battleship

battleship

 

 

this guy

wheres waldo

 

 

this coffee maker

coffee maker

 

 

your grandma

your grandma

 

and thank god she hasn’t got to this signed larry bird jersey yet

larry bird


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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.