Objects Miley Cyrus Has Not Violated

October 21st, 2013 | by Bill Burns

Miley Cyrus has violated a lot of objects over the past few months.  However, there are a lot of objects Miley Cyrus has not gotten to yet.


these poodles




these witches brooms

witches brooms


 this john deere tractor

john deer tractor



this salt shaker

salt shaker



all of the marvel heroes

marvel heros



this power drill

power drill



miss piggy and kermit the frog

miss piggy and kermit the frog


this battleship




this guy

wheres waldo



this coffee maker

coffee maker



your grandma

your grandma


and thank god she hasn’t got to this signed larry bird jersey yet

larry bird

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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.