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Fargo Man Returns To Life After Clocks Changed Back One Hour
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Fargo Man Returns To Life After Clocks Changed Back One Hour

November 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what doctors are calling “highly unusual”, a hospital patient who had passed away during the early Sunday morning hours came back to life after the hospital turned the clocks back an hour to...
West Fargo Garage Band Hits Big Time After Being Discovered By Leonardo DiCaprio
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West Fargo Garage Band Hits Big Time After Being Discovered By Leonardo DiCaprio

November 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Just as Steve Jobs began tinkering with apples in his garage, three young men playing their music in a garage have blasted off from their West Fargo launch pad. The local garage band named Mind Probe was...
Husband Living In Doghouse Learns To Do Tricks For Treats
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Husband Living In Doghouse Learns To Do Tricks For Treats

October 30th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After multiple misbehavings, Mr. Rolph Barker was banished to the doghouse by his wife. Since then, and after being on a short leash for long enough, Rolph has started to show positive signs of improvement...
Jason Bourne Moving Back To North Dakota After Learning His Identity
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Jason Bourne Moving Back To North Dakota After Learning His Identity

October 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Oakes, ND –  After learning that he lived and grew up in North Dakota prior to having his brain scrambled by the CIA, Jason Bourne has decided to move home again. Jason Bourne: I am very much looking forward to once again...
Gawk Tour Bus To Visit Pipeline Protest Site Without Getting Involved
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Gawk Tour Bus To Visit Pipeline Protest Site Without Getting Involved

October 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Dapl, ND – Have you been wanting to see what’s going on with the Dakota Access Pipeline protesters without really getting involved? Would you like to watch history in the making while a major altercation is playing...
Area Clowns Needed To Scare Off Pipeline Protesters
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Area Clowns Needed To Scare Off Pipeline Protesters

October 27th, 2016 | by Nick
“Clean them clowns off our city streets ‘n get em out to the pipeline” Fargo, ND – Authorities think they’ve found a solution for all the unwelcome clowns we’ve noticed lately. Clowning around...
Researchers Confirm That Thursday Is The New Friday
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Researchers Confirm That Thursday Is The New Friday

October 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Duluth, MN – University of Minnesota at Duluth researchers have conclusively confirmed that Thursdays are now the new Fridays. Just as we at the FM Observer have longly strongly suspected, that all-important Friday slot has...
Tilda Swinton Adds Fargo Shapeshifting Charity Tour Stop
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Tilda Swinton Adds Fargo Shapeshifting Charity Tour Stop

October 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo: The Witching Hour is nigh upon you. Famed Hollywood actress Tilda Swinton, best known for her superior acting prowess, is spearheading Breast Cancer Awareness month by bringing one of her lesser-known talents on a...
World-Famous Scandinavian Folk Singer Coming To Fargo
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World-Famous Scandinavian Folk Singer Coming To Fargo

October 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is very proud and excited to announce that world-famous folk accordianist Hidah Tinkenbörg will be performing in Fargo sometime in the “very near future”. Few singers ever achieve...
UFO Spotted Within Fargo City Limits
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UFO Spotted Within Fargo City Limits

October 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – “If seeing is believing, then you can believe this one!”, said NDSU Ufologist Donald Parkins who captured this amazing unidentified flying object on special digital camera equipment. The clear image...