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Government Program Ends After Goal Somehow Met
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Government Program Ends After Goal Somehow Met

March 21st, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC—To the shock and utter disbelief of many, a government program has officially called it quits. The initiative, said to help, prevent and raise awareness of its cause, has gone the way of extinction now that...
Fargodome Target Of Wacko Protest Group
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Fargodome Target Of Wacko Protest Group

March 20th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Well, they’re at it again! The extremist left-wing wackos that tried to ban the Ten Commandments from downtown Fargo are up to another equally fretful plot. By using powerful empirical logic, these...
Fargo – First Day of Spring 3/20/2013
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Fargo – First Day of Spring 3/20/2013

March 20th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND First day of Spring...
North Dakota Department of Transportation Proposing Mandatory Winter Driving Courses
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North Dakota Department of Transportation Proposing Mandatory Winter Driving Courses

March 18th, 2013 | by Nick
Bismarck, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has released preliminary first-quarter car accident statistical report findings and let me tell you, the numbers are staggering. The report shows that there has...
Wi-Fi Network Name Ideas
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Wi-Fi Network Name Ideas

March 15th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  We’ve seen them.  We even named our own wifi network a funny name.  Below is a list of names thought up and found on the internet for funny network name ideas.  Use at your own risk.   IHaveToFart GetOffMyLAN...
Start Your Own Bucket List Club
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Start Your Own Bucket List Club

March 15th, 2013 | by Johnnny
AnyWhere, USA – Not long after hearing about the 2007 blockbuster movie “The Bucket List”, my spouse-mate and I decided to start our own Bucket List Club. We thought the idea of having on-going lists of things...
Giant Rabbits Are Taking Over Fargo
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Giant Rabbits Are Taking Over Fargo

March 14th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The rabbit population in Fargo-Moorhead is spiraling dangerously out of control. The herbivore hare is making its presence known to the point of them becoming a cuddly-wuddly new pest in our area. These...
VooDoo Sun Doctor To Fix Global Warming
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VooDoo Sun Doctor To Fix Global Warming

March 13th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Alice Springs, Australia – A young VooDoo priest who calls himself Legba (pronounced Leg-Ba) claims he can actually help Planet Earth with its global warming “fever”. Mr. Legba has apparently done some...
To the Conclave!! No Pope After Day 2.  Come On Man!
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To the Conclave!! No Pope After Day 2. Come On Man!

March 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
My eyes are starting to get bloodshot.  I’ve been celebrating the religious superbowl.  The selecting of the new pope. I’ve been up since Tuesday morning anticipating the conclave and the electing of the new pope. ...