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One Million Moms Group Wants Kmart’s ‘Ship My Pants’ Commercial Pulled From The Air
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One Million Moms Group Wants Kmart’s ‘Ship My Pants’ Commercial Pulled From The Air

April 18th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
The every so annoying One Million Moms Group, decided they still lead pathetic lives and needed something to bitch about.  This time around its Kmart’s new ‘Ship My Pants’ commercial. This pathetic group wants...
Jon Stewart Tears Apart CNN on Boston Reporting
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Jon Stewart Tears Apart CNN on Boston Reporting

April 18th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  They have narrowed the identity of the bombing suspect down to either a “dark-skinned male, possible white, or maybe a woman,” “a fat Hispanic baby,” or “a dog on its hind legs wearing glasses and a hat.”...
SFW: PG Porn
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SFW: PG Porn

April 17th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  Not much to say but that...
Best Rap Lyrics of The Week – DMX Here Comes The Boom 4-21-2013
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Best Rap Lyrics of The Week – DMX Here Comes The Boom 4-21-2013

April 16th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
This weeks Best Rap Lyrics of The Week award go to the late and great DMX.  Is he still in jail?  Anyways, this is from the song Here Comes The Boom.  An older song but so so great.  A sniplet of some of the best...
Researchers Uncover Guaranteed Method to Extend Smartphone Battery Life
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Researchers Uncover Guaranteed Method to Extend Smartphone Battery Life

April 16th, 2013 | by Nick
Palo Alto, CA – Stanford University researchers have been conducting top-secret experiments in an effort to dramatically increase day-to-day smartphone battery longevity. Scientific trials have been performed on lithium-ion...
Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger
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Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger

April 14th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – When friendly folks in Fargo, North Dakota should be hosting garage sales and planting their gardens, Winter Storm Xerxes will be extending winter…with a vengeance. While Tiger Woods is being assessed...
Ban On Human Assault Weapons
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Ban On Human Assault Weapons

April 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  Due to the large number of incidents involving human beings using weapons to kill other human beings there will now be a ban on being a human being. The state department released a report to Congress recommending a...
Does That Say What I Think It Says?
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Does That Say What I Think It Says?

April 11th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Detroit Lakes, MN – In a sad story blooms something funny. Valley News Live interviewed Tim Eggebraaten in what seemed to be a poor choice of location.  If you look closely behind Mr. Eggebraaten, you can see their comical...
Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion
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Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion

April 9th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Below are very important questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there unicorns? Are there dragons? Will you rape me of my money? Will you rape me? Will you rape my children? Do you think...
Name That Animal Cookie
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Name That Animal Cookie

April 9th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  GAME TIME   How To Play: 1 Look at picture. 2. Try and guess what animal the cookie is supposed to be.   Rules: 1. No cheating!  You are not allowed to go get yourself a bag of these glorious things so you can...