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New Police Video.  NDSU linebacker Travis Beck Had Dirty Hands.
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New Police Video. NDSU linebacker Travis Beck Had Dirty Hands.

June 14th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University star linebacker Travis Beck has been all over the news lately.  He recently had his aggravated assault charge dropped but a new video has surfaced. Police have obtained the...
Fargo Man Says ‘I Digress’ Way Too Much
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Fargo Man Says ‘I Digress’ Way Too Much

June 12th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—An area man is suffering a firestorm of controversy after his alleged abuse of the phrase “I digress” during a one-sided conversation yesterday. Ricky Roma, 29, is a known abuser of the phrase. He...
Are You A Loser?
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Are You A Loser?

June 11th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Loser Creek, Missouri – Have you ever wondered if you’re a Loser? Ever honestly wondered if your personality categorization might not quite make it into the normal range? The U.S. Federal Census Bureau has come up...
Area Cats Tripping On Acid
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Area Cats Tripping On Acid

June 10th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Just as many local residents have long suspected, a recent survey has shown that many cats in the Fargo-Moorhead area are taking LSD on a daily basis. Ms. Caramella Brandybuck of the National Feline Drug...
NSA Sick Of Watching Us Screw Up ‘Your’ and ‘You’re’
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NSA Sick Of Watching Us Screw Up ‘Your’ and ‘You’re’

June 9th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC—Reports that the National Security Administration is pulling our phone records have been met with serious outcry over whether or not this action infringes on American citizens’ right to privacy. In...
Learn How To Massage Your Cat
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Learn How To Massage Your Cat

June 7th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Instructional video on how to massage your cat.  Very important to learn unless you want your cat to kill...
Why It’s Ok To Drive A Minivan
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Why It’s Ok To Drive A Minivan

June 5th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND. – The stereotype of driving a mini van is still live and well in 2013.  Whether you’re a soccer mom or a father with multiple kids, people who see you driving the minivan know your dignity as been ripped...
Jim Briton Is The Best Bathroom Swordsman in Fargo-Moorhead
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Jim Briton Is The Best Bathroom Swordsman in Fargo-Moorhead

June 4th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Bathroom sports are a daily thing and Jim Briton is the best of it all. Years and years ago, Jim Briton was too young to play bathroom swords with all the other folks.  But after growing up and practicing on...
Goat-Boat Woman To Challenge The Mississippi
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Goat-Boat Woman To Challenge The Mississippi

June 4th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Pilottown, LA – Miss Hazel Brown of Pilottown, Louisiana is about to attempt the unattemptable. Miss Brown (Miss is short for Mississippi) has been preparing to navigate all 2,320 miles of the Mississippi River in a simple...
Former Small Town Drug Dealer Living Big City Dream
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Former Small Town Drug Dealer Living Big City Dream

June 3rd, 2013 | by Nick
Mapleton, ND—Who said you had to be asleep to live the American dream? That’s baloney! A small-town meth dealer from Mapleton, North Dakota who goes by the street name “Bizznatch” has taken his talents to...