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UPDATE: Driving Dog Monty Refused Bail After Arrest
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UPDATE: Driving Dog Monty Refused Bail After Arrest

February 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Auckland, New Zealand — Human law enforcement is being tough on Monty, the famous car-driving schnauzer. Recently, Monty has been serving time in tha Dogg Pound after being detained for the charges of speeding and...
State Insane Asylum Reopens Due To High Demand
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State Insane Asylum Reopens Due To High Demand

February 25th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Jamestown, ND – The State Hospital in Jamestown, ND will be having a Grand Re-Opening soon. After being closed for decades due to political incorrectness, the State Insane Asylum will be resuming operations due to a large...
Drive-thru Coffee Shop Peep Show Shut Down
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Drive-thru Coffee Shop Peep Show Shut Down

February 22nd, 2013 | by Nick
Everett, WA – As initially reported by Reuters, three Seattle-area baristas have been taken into custody for selling cleave, bush and nip shows via the Grab-N-Go drive-thru windows in which they worked. Citizens in the area...
UND Announcer Actually Suspended For Making Blunt Observation
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UND Announcer Actually Suspended For Making Blunt Observation

February 21st, 2013 | by Nick
Grand Forks, ND – In a tale that made national headlines in Bristol, CT via ESPN dot com, University of North Dakota men’s basketball play-by-play voice Paul Ralston was suspended for offering a piece of ACTUAL CANDID...
What Came First: The Bad Driver or the Blizzard?
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What Came First: The Bad Driver or the Blizzard?

February 19th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Every year at this time Old Man Winter flexes his bulging biceps. Snowmageddon wreaks havoc on us all during blizzard season. We give the blizzard a snow prediction, a warning, even a name. Weather is happening...
Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower
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Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower

February 18th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for “reckless endangerment” and “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly...
New North Dakota License Plate Ideas
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New North Dakota License Plate Ideas

February 17th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – There has been much deliberation regarding efforts to project a new state image after a proposal to change the state name was shot down. Now, state legislators are batting around an idea to try redesigning the...
Interview With Max Cavalera of SOULFLY
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Interview With Max Cavalera of SOULFLY

February 14th, 2013 | by Nick
If you’re familiar at all with the underground metal community, you’ve heard of Max Cavalera. He’s been hard at work writing and performing his own brand of ferocious, unapologetic heavy metal for almost 30...
Pope Benedict XVI Resigning To Become Head Coach of Penn State Football
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Pope Benedict XVI Resigning To Become Head Coach of Penn State Football

February 13th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Pope Benedict XVI shockingly and abruptly announced his resignation earlier this week after nearly eight years as the head of the Catholic Church. Pope Benedict XVI is the first pope to resign in over 600 years.  He is also the...
Dog Show Winner Actually A Polar Bear!
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Dog Show Winner Actually A Polar Bear!

February 13th, 2013 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The 137th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show has been rocked by scandal. Shortly after the Best-In-Show winner was named at Madison Square Garden, it was discovered that the winning dog was actually a...