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Jamaal Franklin of San Diego State Says He Isn’t a Ball Hog.
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Jamaal Franklin of San Diego State Says He Isn’t a Ball Hog.

January 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Jamaal Franklin, a 6-5 guard at San Diego State got a score and an assist from the same dunk.  This all happened because ball hog Jamaal passed to himself via bouncing it off the backboard and then proceeds to dunk it.  San...
Valley News Live Coverage Of Sitting Buses Leaves Anchors Struggling To Fill Time
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Valley News Live Coverage Of Sitting Buses Leaves Anchors Struggling To Fill Time

January 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – After the NDSU Bison football team slaughtered Sam Houston State University, they made their way back to good ol’ Fargo, North Dakota.  Good for them, not so good for the news anchors who had to sit there...
Sam Houston Having Nightmares About Bison
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Sam Houston Having Nightmares About Bison

January 10th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Huntsville, TX – The Sam Houston BearKat football players are not sleeping well these days. After their nationally televised 39-13 humiliation by the North Dakota State University Bison, many of their squad members are...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Taylor Swift (I Knew You Were Trouble) – 01/13/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Taylor Swift (I Knew You Were Trouble) – 01/13/2013

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
This weeks terrible song lyrics of the week are from Taylor Swifts song I Knew You Were Trouble.  It is from her fourth studio album, Red (2012). It was released on October 9, 2012, in the United States by Big Machine Records as...
KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?
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KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Imagination time. Late one evening I was sitting on my couch completely nude, besides my long white socks, and enjoying a nice warm cup of tea.  I was hours into reviewing quantum mechanics equations (I do this...
Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax
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Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax

January 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – World famous movie star and maverick is adamant that Scientology is not a hoax. Our affiliate Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, has some interesting new information about all this. FMO: Tojo, what’s...
Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas
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Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas

January 4th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – On the horizon lays North Dakota State’s attempt at an FCS championship three-peat. Thousands of Bison fans have flocked to Frisco Texas the past few days via trains, plains, automobiles, boats,...
Cat Receiving Monthly Social Security Checks
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Cat Receiving Monthly Social Security Checks

January 3rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Missoula, MT – Cat owner was “surprised as hell” when her young cat started receiving a monthly social security check. What started out as an apparent system glitch has compounded itself into some nice...
Government Takes More Money Out of My Paycheck and Why I’m Celebrating
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Government Takes More Money Out of My Paycheck and Why I’m Celebrating

January 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
My paycheck is about to take a hit in the year 2013.  The fiscal cliff deal finally went through.  What does that mean?  Well, there are a lot of things but the one thing that effects me is the extra money that will be taken...
Brett Favre contemplating a return
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Brett Favre contemplating a return

January 2nd, 2013 | by Nick
Hattiesburg, MS – Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre has spent the last couple of years away from pro football and out of the public spotlight. Recently, it is rumored that Favre has “the itch” yet again. He...