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Local Middle Aged Man Just Stops Giving A Fuck
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Local Middle Aged Man Just Stops Giving A Fuck

May 31st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – “Hi, I’d like to buy a pair of fucks, please.” “Sorry. Fresh out, bitch.” A local middle aged Fargo man has been found to have stopped giving a fuck.  The reason behind such a...
Timberlake Concert Cancelled, Replaced By Barrel O’ Monkeys
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Timberlake Concert Cancelled, Replaced By Barrel O’ Monkeys

May 31st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The much-anticipated Justin Timberlake concert that was to be held in Fargo in February 2014 has been cancelled due to high ticket prices. Fargodome officials are planning on making the announcement later this...
How To Say A Useful Phrase In 10 Languages
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How To Say A Useful Phrase In 10 Languages

May 30th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Eel River, Indiana – In the FM Observer’s on-going effort to bring you free, cutting-edge, continuing adult educational trainings, we take you to Eel River, Indiana where we’ve been invited to take a vicarious...
Christian Ponder Excited to Study Under Starting QB Matt Cassel
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Christian Ponder Excited to Study Under Starting QB Matt Cassel

May 29th, 2013 | by Nick
Mankato, MN—Minnesota Vikings organized team activities (OTAs) have officially gotten underway at Winter Park. No one player is as excited as Christian Ponder. Ponder is treating OTAs as a prime opportunity to learn from...
President Attacked By Young Tea Party Organizer
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President Attacked By Young Tea Party Organizer

May 28th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Arlington, VA – After addressing the nation during a somber Memorial Day service at Arlington National Cemetery, the ever-popular President Obama was jumped by a crazed, young Tea Party organizer. Parker Cornell, of Hubert,...
Fargo Man Arrested for Marijuana Instead of Concealed Deadly Weapon
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Fargo Man Arrested for Marijuana Instead of Concealed Deadly Weapon

May 23rd, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Observer has learned that a Fargo man was caught in possession of marijuana and a concealed weapon last night. Kenneth Noisewater was pulled over for running a red light on south University drive at about 9:45,...
Time Traveler To Speak In Fargo 14 Months Ago
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Time Traveler To Speak In Fargo 14 Months Ago

May 22nd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Time traveler Vern Milton will be giving a talk on time travel on Wednesday, November 21, 2012. This informal gathering in the NDSU Student Union lounge will be Vern’s personal thoughts on what it’s...
Gym Guy Provides Unsolicited Advice On Topic Unrelated to Weightlifting
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Gym Guy Provides Unsolicited Advice On Topic Unrelated to Weightlifting

May 22nd, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A patron at the local YMCA is a confused mess after being approached by a gym regular. Mike Worley was just sitting there rocking some lat pulldowns when one of the meatheads sauntered towards him. “Oh boy, here...
Summer Fashion Tips
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Summer Fashion Tips

May 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND – Summer is right around the corner.  Are you aware of what you wear?  Do you know what’s ‘IN’ as far as fashion goes?  Follow these summer fashion tips and you will feel too cool for school....
Learn To Count Just Like Indians
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Learn To Count Just Like Indians

May 19th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Lakota, Dakota – Besides being your ever-reliable source for the latest in serious satirical fake news journalism, the FM Observer can also be a powerful free educational tool for many who seek to continuously expand...