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Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart
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Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart

December 25th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Not even a handful of hours after Aunt Edna gave you that putrid, two-sizes-too-small sweater for Christmas, you are ready to return it for cash. Why didn’t you just take that money right out of...
Facebook Year In Review of A Terribly Artistic Socialite
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Facebook Year In Review of A Terribly Artistic Socialite

December 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Mitt Romney Doing “Just Fine” After Losing Election
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Mitt Romney Doing “Just Fine” After Losing Election

December 20th, 2012 | by Nick
San Diego, CA – The 2012 Presidential election lived up to the hype as one of the more polarizing elections in political history. The ups and downs of debating, campaigning, gaffing, 47%-ing, and polling helped create some...
Instagram Changes Terms Of Service.  Users Threaten To Stop Taking Shitty Pictures.
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Instagram Changes Terms Of Service. Users Threaten To Stop Taking Shitty Pictures.

December 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – On Monday, Instagram, the popular photo app and website, updated its terms of service.  This left its large user base unhappy and threatening to stop taking shitty pictures and leaving the app and website all...
Restaurant review: McDonald’s never fails (to disappoint)
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Restaurant review: McDonald’s never fails (to disappoint)

December 18th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – It all starts as soon as you wake up in the morning. You’ve overslept. You’re running late to work. Now, in order to fill your daily “quota” or keep on task at the office, you have to cut...
Morgan Freeman dies, makes statement about Newtown shooting
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Morgan Freeman dies, makes statement about Newtown shooting

December 17th, 2012 | by Nick
Los Angeles, CA – Morgan Freeman has been a busy man lately. In between dying multiple times in the past year on Twitter (only to come back to life again and again) and being most certainly, 100% dead on Facebook, the...
The Colbert Report – Munchma Quchi
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The Colbert Report – Munchma Quchi

December 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Vikings bench Ponder, replace him with broomstick
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Vikings bench Ponder, replace him with broomstick

December 13th, 2012 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN – There is much rejoicing to be done today as the Minnesota Vikings coaching staff has finally pulled the plug on the Ponder experiment. Head Coach Leslie Frazier: “Ponder was a guy who we thought...
Death Metal Band Name Ideas
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Death Metal Band Name Ideas

December 11th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
In an effort to help out any new death metal bands around the area struggling to think of a name for their band, I’ve included some death metal band names you may use below. Please give fmobserver.com credit if you end up...
Christmas Ballsack Ornament
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Christmas Ballsack Ornament

December 11th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
London – A London ad agency and orchid, a testicular cancer organization, have teamed up to to offer “Bauballs.” You may check out their website here. Decorate your tree with some festive bravado and help a good...