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Girl Scout Cookies
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Girl Scout Cookies

July 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Famed Downtown Fargo Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr– Robbed!
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Famed Downtown Fargo Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr– Robbed!

July 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A smelly-looking friend of the Observer is in need of some help. Pete Wrigley, Jr. (remember him from this article) came to the Observer with some rather troubling news–his float boat rust bucket was just...
Red River Plays Sick Joke.  Drowning Inflatable Doll Sparks 20 Man Police Rescue.
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Red River Plays Sick Joke. Drowning Inflatable Doll Sparks 20 Man Police Rescue.

July 24th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The Red River is back in the news again.  Not too long ago we reported the Red River being a dickhead and getting on the residents bad side. In a following story, the Red River and it’s residents made up...
Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick.  Our List of MUST SEE Movies.
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Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick. Our List of MUST SEE Movies.

July 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – We want to make sure you don’t walk into the video store and rent the wrong movie so we have compiled a list of the MUST SEE movies.  All with correct title names so you don’t get confused. ...
One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………
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One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………

July 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The Red River Valley Fair in West Fargo is a tough playground to stand out in.  People from all over dress their best in the efforts to stand out, possibly grind their naked genitals together, or become...
Red River Valley Fair Concert Goer Still Dealing With PTSD Symptoms
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Red River Valley Fair Concert Goer Still Dealing With PTSD Symptoms

July 17th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The smell of vomit, stale beer, and body odor has passed.  The site of the latest fashion trends and best dressed citizens have all but moved on to the next fair or redneck gathering.  What hasn’t...
Hole In Ground Available For Rent In Fargo
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Hole In Ground Available For Rent In Fargo

July 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A property management company has decided to get innovative and cutting edge with their leasing options. An apartment complex on 9th Avenue Circle in Fargo has completely filled vacancy inside the actual...
Bill Burns Wins RRVF Minnow Racing Championship
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Bill Burns Wins RRVF Minnow Racing Championship

July 15th, 2012 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer’s own Bill Burns took home the Red River Valley Fair Minnow Racing Tournament championship trophy Friday with what many in the minnow racing community are calling a truly legendary...
Cops Crash Bachelorette Party Posing As Strippers
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Cops Crash Bachelorette Party Posing As Strippers

July 10th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local on-duty uniformed police officers were reported to have had a little fun at the expense of a bachelorette party over the weekend. Two Fargo police spotted a party bus parked outside the Old Broadway night...
New Hair Style Sweeping the FM Area This Summer
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New Hair Style Sweeping the FM Area This Summer

July 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – What is coming out the back of your head?  That’s the first question local bar patron asked when he saw something long and pointing at him from the back of a women’s head. A new hair style is...