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NFL Fantasy Mock Draft 2012
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NFL Fantasy Mock Draft 2012

April 17th, 2012 | by Nick
New York, NY – It’s draft season yet again in the National Football League. NFL team executives are doing their due diligence; scouting players from colleges around the nation in hopes of finding the best player to...
Local Man Depressed It’s Not Winter
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Local Man Depressed It’s Not Winter

April 16th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Phil McCrackin is a family man.  A man who enjoys the great outdoors, spending time with his kids, and cooking his family large and exquisite dinners.  He is also a happy man whom his friends say is one of...
Jason Voorhees taking this Friday the 13th off
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Jason Voorhees taking this Friday the 13th off

April 13th, 2012 | by Nick
Camp Crystal Lake, America – The Observer has learned that in a shocking turn of events today, well-known blood fiend and murder artist Jason Voorhees has decided not to stalk & slash this Friday the 13th. This news...
Bob!  Where in the hell are you?  Your goat is looking for you.
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Bob! Where in the hell are you? Your goat is looking for you.

April 12th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
This is an oldie but goody.  Fuckin’ Bob is nowhere to be found....
North Dakota county hopes somebody will run for prosecutor
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North Dakota county hopes somebody will run for prosecutor

April 12th, 2012 | by Nick
Cavalier, ND – Pembina county is in need of a lead prosecuting attorney. Amidst political controversy that forced the last county prosecutor out of office, the position has been left vacant for the past couple months. This...
Scheels All Sports To Turn Into Amusement Park.  Will Sell Sporting Goods On The Side.
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Scheels All Sports To Turn Into Amusement Park. Will Sell Sporting Goods On The Side.

April 12th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Scheels All Sports, the Behemoth of the Midwest, will transform it’s enormous and very popular sports store in Fargo into an amusement park the FM Observer has learned.  Scheels is known for its wide...
Michael Jordan is the worst at something
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Michael Jordan is the worst at something

April 11th, 2012 | by Nick
Charlotte, NC – Legendary NBA baller Michael Jordan is worldly renowned for being the best professional basketball player of all time. ON the court. These days, his Airness has been occupying the complete opposite end of...
Instagram Retro Finger Wiener Want Cookie
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Instagram Retro Finger Wiener Want Cookie

April 10th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
  I was looking to capture the anger of the finger wiener and how hungry it...
Ridiculously Unphotogenic Hugh Jackman
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Ridiculously Unphotogenic Hugh Jackman

April 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Professional Wrestling
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Professional Wrestling

April 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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