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Nailed It!!
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Nailed It!!

February 5th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
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Fargo To Build System Of Tunnel Roads
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Fargo To Build System Of Tunnel Roads

February 4th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a last-ditch effort to save downtown Fargo, smart city planners are planning a federally-funded feasibility study to investigate the likely possibility of connecting struggling downtown Fargo to the...
Elmo Charged With DUI and Public Disturbance
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Elmo Charged With DUI and Public Disturbance

January 31st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Queens, NY – One of the most recognizable and loved celebrities on television has been charged with a DUI and could face some serious consequences. Elmo is best known as one of the muppet superstars from the long-running...
North Dakota to propose changing state name to FUN DAKOTA
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North Dakota to propose changing state name to FUN DAKOTA

January 30th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Here we go again. It’s the time of the year in which our great state fights the never-ending battle with boredom and exclusion. The time of year when a sheer blanket of cold will envelop our region,...
How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events
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How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events

January 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events.   Below are some of the obvious factors:   – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...
Crazed Gun Owners Planning Government Takeover Defense Strategy
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Crazed Gun Owners Planning Government Takeover Defense Strategy

January 28th, 2013 | by Nick
Birmingham, AL – Deranged gun zealots across the nation are banding together in a show of defiance over the Obama administration’s looming gun law initiatives. A gun guy in Alabama is leading the charge by launching...
LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!
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LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!

January 24th, 2013 | by Nick
As i’m sure everyone is aware, the two head coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh will be leading their respective teams against each other in the Super Bowl this February 3rd. They have been a competitive pair of...
Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$
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Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$

January 23rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
(Ask your financial questions in the comment section below for Dr. Finance to answer!) Mrs. Blanch Gladstone asks: Our home is worth less than what we owe on it. What can we do? Dr. Finance responds: Dear Blanch, this is a very...
Millions of children unwittingly participating in “Harbaugh-ing” internet fad
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Millions of children unwittingly participating in “Harbaugh-ing” internet fad

January 22nd, 2013 | by Nick
Atlanta, GA – Shortly after a nation of football fans witnessed Jim Harbaugh go all “Jim Harbaugh” after his challenged catch was overturned during the NFC Championship game last Sunday, millions of meme-hungry...
Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation
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Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation

January 21st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...