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Many Companies See Benefits To Adding Whack-A-Mole To Their Employee Break Rooms
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Many Companies See Benefits To Adding Whack-A-Mole To Their Employee Break Rooms

October 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After celebrating a birthday at Chuck-E-Cheese, Connie Johnson had a great idea for the company where she worked. She put a suggestion in the Suggestion Box to have Whack-A-Mole machines installed in the...
During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump
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During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump

October 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Clintonia, USA – While ostensibly suffering from another moment of dazed confusion, Hillary’s Clinton announced she is voting for Donald Trump for president. After her army of aides and handlers tried to negate her...
Republican National Committee Considering Cormorant Mayor As Presidential Nominee
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Republican National Committee Considering Cormorant Mayor As Presidential Nominee

October 10th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – After a very tumultuous couple weeks, the Republican National Committee is flailing. The Donald has finally boasted himself out of public favor (for the most part–but some still want to Make America...
Republican National Committee To Replace Donald Trump With Broomstick
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Republican National Committee To Replace Donald Trump With Broomstick

October 9th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – At this hour, the Republican backpedal is spinning at over 6 million revolutions per second as the GOP scrambles to find a replacement for noted gropesmith Donald Trump.  Reince Preibus was forced to...
Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself
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Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself

October 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After seeing more and more red tape causing endless delays, a young Fargo man has taken it upon himself to begin digging the controversial $2.2 billion Red River Diversion. Timmy Diggs has already dug a half...
Amnesia Support Group Forgets When And Where To Meet
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Amnesia Support Group Forgets When And Where To Meet

October 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The good news is that the Fargo-Moorhead area does have a special support group just for people suffering from amnesia. The bad news is that the group has never actually met because no one has ever shown up...
New Meta-University Soon To Open In FM Area!
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New Meta-University Soon To Open In FM Area!

October 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer will soon be opening the nation’s first Meta-University for Advanced Meta-Cognitional Studies. School Meta-President Andvork Herzlinger metacognates: “While other lesser institutes of...
Boy Gets Suspended From Skool For Saying ‘Shih Tzu’
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Boy Gets Suspended From Skool For Saying ‘Shih Tzu’

September 30th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The day did not go the way young Raven Tufano was expecting. After doing his normal early morning routine which included taking his dog for a walk, he then headed off to school. The teacher asked...
FMO To Host Incredible Meet & Greet Session With Carson Wentz At Our New Corporate Headquarters
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FMO To Host Incredible Meet & Greet Session With Carson Wentz At Our New Corporate Headquarters

September 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – With the ever-popular Carson Wentz in the area during his NFL bye week after crushing the Pittsburgh Steelers 34-3, the FMObserver will be hosting a special Meet & Greet session with the future Hall of...
Horoscopes For The Week Of September 25, 2016
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Horoscopes For The Week Of September 25, 2016

September 25th, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram It will be difficult to verbalize what you’re feeling later this week, especially tied to that chair with duct tape over your mouth. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The Bull...