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Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change
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Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change

February 17th, 2017 | by Nick
Chicago, IL – It is potentially alleged that in the smoldering wake of his White House tenure, former President Obama has been using covert operations to keep the cherished climate change initiative alive. Fake News has...
Fargo City Leaders Vote Yes To Seek Out Guatemalan Sister City
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Fargo City Leaders Vote Yes To Seek Out Guatemalan Sister City

February 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a historic vote which passed almost unanimously, Fargo city commissioners collectively concurred on beginning the long and arduous process of finding a community in the exotic country of Guatemala that might...
Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer
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Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer

February 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Trelga and Nevron Broomstad simply wanted to go eat out at one of Moorhead’s finer restaurants on Valentine’s Day and then perhaps head back home to snuggle and maybe watch some reruns of reruns...
Many College Students Admit To Living Off Of Costco Free Samples
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Many College Students Admit To Living Off Of Costco Free Samples

February 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has learned from our last year’s annual survey that a large number of area college students who are often living on a rather tight budget regularly eat for free at the Costso store....
Johnnny’s Fifth Retrospective (Posts 400-500)
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Johnnny’s Fifth Retrospective (Posts 400-500)

February 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Since 500 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 500th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back on Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
Rural Fargo Man Cornered By Moose For ‘A Really Really Long Time’
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Rural Fargo Man Cornered By Moose For ‘A Really Really Long Time’

February 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A rural Fargo man was simply trying to bring the garbage out prior to heading off to work on a foggy Monday morning when he suddenly heard a very large noise. In the early morning light, Bruno Maneek says he...
Ambien User Somnambulates To X-Wife’s House To Ask For Nullification Of Divorce
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Ambien User Somnambulates To X-Wife’s House To Ask For Nullification Of Divorce

February 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After taking more than the prescribed normal dosage of Ambien to help him fall asleep, Victor Rishikof walked in his sleep to the home of his ex-wife while only wearing a bath robe. Once there, Victor...
Pinochle Players Spending Most Of The Time Arguing About Trump
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Pinochle Players Spending Most Of The Time Arguing About Trump

February 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – Ever since Donald Trump was elected president, what used to be friendly relaxing games of pinochle have become more heated political debate sessions. Pinochle players such as Arnie Macnaughton of Fair Play,...
Glyndon MN Considering Covering Entire Town With A Clear Dome
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Glyndon MN Considering Covering Entire Town With A Clear Dome

February 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Glyndon, MN – The quaint town of Glyndon which is often merely thought of as a suburb of Dilworth will possibly soon be covered with a good-sized clear plastic dome thus making it one of the largest greenhouses in the...
FMO Planning An Exciting Bus Tour Excursion For Our Readers To The Fossil Fish Festival
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FMO Planning An Exciting Bus Tour Excursion For Our Readers To The Fossil Fish Festival

February 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FMO Tour Bus is being cleaned out (from our last trip to the State Prison) for our next Reader Tour Fun Package! Where are we going this time? To Wyoming, to see the amazing Fossil Fish Festival on...