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Olympic Shame!  Live Raping In Front of Large Audience!
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Olympic Shame! Live Raping In Front of Large Audience!

August 6th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
London – The Olympics is a sports tradition that dates back thousands of years.  It’s a great honor to be a part of.  That is, unless you are getting raped in front of a large audience. That’s exactly what...
Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing
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Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing

August 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – What a world we live in! The nerds over at NASA and people across the globe watched as the last 10 years of astrophysics engineering came to fruition early this morning with the landing of the Mars rover,...
Ryan Lochte Is Terrible At Interviews
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Ryan Lochte Is Terrible At Interviews

August 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
A closet bong toker for sure....
Cheney: There Is Nothing I Do Not Hate
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Cheney: There Is Nothing I Do Not Hate

July 29th, 2012 | by Nick
Washington, DC – In a recent interview, former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney was asked his opinion about the upcoming presidential election prospects as well as past candidates. He speculated on Mitt...
The Squirting Deadlifter
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The Squirting Deadlifter

July 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“God damn it…Todd is up again.  Get the towels.”...
Girl Scout Cookies
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Girl Scout Cookies

July 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Wait for it….  ...
Famed Downtown Fargo Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr– Robbed!
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Famed Downtown Fargo Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr– Robbed!

July 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A smelly-looking friend of the Observer is in need of some help. Pete Wrigley, Jr. (remember him from this article) came to the Observer with some rather troubling news–his float boat rust bucket was just...
Red River Plays Sick Joke.  Drowning Inflatable Doll Sparks 20 Man Police Rescue.
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Red River Plays Sick Joke. Drowning Inflatable Doll Sparks 20 Man Police Rescue.

July 24th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The Red River is back in the news again.  Not too long ago we reported the Red River being a dickhead and getting on the residents bad side. In a following story, the Red River and it’s residents made up...
Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick.  Our List of MUST SEE Movies.
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Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick. Our List of MUST SEE Movies.

July 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – We want to make sure you don’t walk into the video store and rent the wrong movie so we have compiled a list of the MUST SEE movies.  All with correct title names so you don’t get confused. ...
One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………
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One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………

July 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The Red River Valley Fair in West Fargo is a tough playground to stand out in.  People from all over dress their best in the efforts to stand out, possibly grind their naked genitals together, or become...