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Horse Buggy Collides With Car On Interstate.  Horse Takes a Dump.
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Horse Buggy Collides With Car On Interstate. Horse Takes a Dump.

May 1st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
New Salem, ND- At around 8:30 a.m. this morning, a SUV carrying a family of 4 struck a horse buggy on Co Rd 139.  The family from New York were on vacation and merrily on their way to New Salem, North Dakota to visit...
Red Bull® gives man wings; man sues
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Red Bull® gives man wings; man sues

April 30th, 2012 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – A local man is suing the makers of Red Bull® energy drink, claiming the product produced “uncomfortable and disproportionate feathery growths” sprouting from underneath both shoulder blades....
Dirk Benedict Steel Stomachs
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Dirk Benedict Steel Stomachs

April 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Yes.  This is for real.  I don’t know about workouts but these make for some awesome dance moves....
Swiss woman attempts to live on sunlight; dies
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Swiss woman attempts to live on sunlight; dies

April 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Switzerland (AP) – A Swiss newspaper is reporting that a woman who recently attempted a sort of “spiritual journey” that requires fasting both food AND water while only to live off the incredibly harmful rays of...
‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Renewed For 3 More Seasons.  Suicides up 80%.
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‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Renewed For 3 More Seasons. Suicides up 80%.

April 25th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
NEW YORK, NY – The ever so popular unpopular show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” just got renewed for 3 more seasons.  Seriously, people still watch this vile garbage?  E! Entertainment network, another...
New Trend: Teens Getting High Off Toilet Flushing
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New Trend: Teens Getting High Off Toilet Flushing

April 25th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – In the recent weeks, 6 teens have shown up in the Sanford hospitals emergency rooms completely high and buzzed out of their minds.  One death is being reported as well.  This has caused concern for the local...
Flirting with Magic – Ripped but not Torn
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Flirting with Magic – Ripped but not Torn

April 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“Here’s my magic trick.  I’m not raping you.  Now I’m raping you.”...
Jimmy Kimmel Live : Have You Ever Smoked Pot?
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Jimmy Kimmel Live : Have You Ever Smoked Pot?

April 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Do you smoke pot?  Because of 420 day, Jimmy Kimmel takes to the streets and asked random people if they have ever smoked pot before.  See if you can get them all correct.  Enjoy!...
Zygi Wilf asks Viking fans to start thinking of new team name
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Zygi Wilf asks Viking fans to start thinking of new team name

April 18th, 2012 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN – As the twilight years of yet another Minnesota sports team near their bittersweet end, the owner of the Minnesota Vikings is keeping the lines of communication with the fan base open. Knowing that a...
Red River of Fargo Accused of Being a Complete Dickhead Again.
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Red River of Fargo Accused of Being a Complete Dickhead Again.

April 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Just when we thought the Red River of Fargo had grown up and become a more mature adult, we realize we were dead wrong.  Thanks to the recent rain, the Red River is back to being a complete dickhead again. ...