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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Taylor Swift (I Knew You Were Trouble) – 01/13/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Taylor Swift (I Knew You Were Trouble) – 01/13/2013

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
This weeks terrible song lyrics of the week are from Taylor Swifts song I Knew You Were Trouble.  It is from her fourth studio album, Red (2012). It was released on October 9, 2012, in the United States by Big Machine Records as...
KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?
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KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Imagination time. Late one evening I was sitting on my couch completely nude, besides my long white socks, and enjoying a nice warm cup of tea.  I was hours into reviewing quantum mechanics equations (I do this...
Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax
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Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax

January 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – World famous movie star and maverick is adamant that Scientology is not a hoax. Our affiliate Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, has some interesting new information about all this. FMO: Tojo, what’s...
Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas
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Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas

January 4th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – On the horizon lays North Dakota State’s attempt at an FCS championship three-peat. Thousands of Bison fans have flocked to Frisco Texas the past few days via trains, plains, automobiles, boats,...
Cat Receiving Monthly Social Security Checks
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Cat Receiving Monthly Social Security Checks

January 3rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Missoula, MT – Cat owner was “surprised as hell” when her young cat started receiving a monthly social security check. What started out as an apparent system glitch has compounded itself into some nice...
Government Takes More Money Out of My Paycheck and Why I’m Celebrating
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Government Takes More Money Out of My Paycheck and Why I’m Celebrating

January 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
My paycheck is about to take a hit in the year 2013.  The fiscal cliff deal finally went through.  What does that mean?  Well, there are a lot of things but the one thing that effects me is the extra money that will be taken...
Brett Favre contemplating a return
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Brett Favre contemplating a return

January 2nd, 2013 | by Nick
Hattiesburg, MS – Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre has spent the last couple of years away from pro football and out of the public spotlight. Recently, it is rumored that Favre has “the itch” yet again. He...
Young Local Chess Master Has Big Plans
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Young Local Chess Master Has Big Plans

January 2nd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A young local chess prodigy wants all home-schooled children to form teams. Cooper Sterling has been a chess master since age six. He claims that being home-schooled really allowed him to excel in areas of...
Hilarious Mike Goldberg Quotes
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Hilarious Mike Goldberg Quotes

January 1st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
UFC 155 just wasn’t the same without the great Mike Goldberg commentating alongside Joe Rogan this weekend.  Apparently he had to take sometime off and rest at home due to an illness.The UFC is not sure when Mike Goldberg...
LIST: Awesome New Year’s Resolutions
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LIST: Awesome New Year’s Resolutions

December 31st, 2012 | by Nick
We have less than a day to manifest a list of acceptable new year’s resolutions that will, in theory, help us become better people in 2013. The Observer would like to offer some assistance. Here are a few perfectly...