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Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower
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Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower

February 18th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for “reckless endangerment” and “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly...
New North Dakota License Plate Ideas
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New North Dakota License Plate Ideas

February 17th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – There has been much deliberation regarding efforts to project a new state image after a proposal to change the state name was shot down. Now, state legislators are batting around an idea to try redesigning the...
Interview With Max Cavalera of SOULFLY
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Interview With Max Cavalera of SOULFLY

February 14th, 2013 | by Nick
If you’re familiar at all with the underground metal community, you’ve heard of Max Cavalera. He’s been hard at work writing and performing his own brand of ferocious, unapologetic heavy metal for almost 30...
Pope Benedict XVI Resigning To Become Head Coach of Penn State Football
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Pope Benedict XVI Resigning To Become Head Coach of Penn State Football

February 13th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Pope Benedict XVI shockingly and abruptly announced his resignation earlier this week after nearly eight years as the head of the Catholic Church. Pope Benedict XVI is the first pope to resign in over 600 years.  He is also the...
Dog Show Winner Actually A Polar Bear!
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Dog Show Winner Actually A Polar Bear!

February 13th, 2013 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The 137th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show has been rocked by scandal. Shortly after the Best-In-Show winner was named at Madison Square Garden, it was discovered that the winning dog was actually a...
New Flashcards Make Learning Chinese Easy
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New Flashcards Make Learning Chinese Easy

February 10th, 2013 | by Johnnny
China Town, CA – Have you always wanted to be able to speak fluent conversational Chinese, but thought it was too difficult to learn? When eating at a Chinese restaurant, have you often wondered what the owners are saying?...
A Bunny In a Pocket
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A Bunny In a Pocket

February 8th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
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Three coincidental numbers prompt man to quit job
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Three coincidental numbers prompt man to quit job

February 8th, 2013 | by Nick
Nashville, TN – A god-fearing (or satan-fearing, depending on how you look at it) man in Tennessee quit his job the other day after his company W-2 form came through stamped with the numbers 666. Walter Slonopas got the...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – ASAP Rocky (Fuckin’ Problems) – 02/10/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – ASAP Rocky (Fuckin’ Problems) – 02/10/2013

February 6th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Take a deep breath.  You are about to be blown away by a fucking all-star cast of singers on this one. This weeks Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week are from an ‘artist’ named ASAP Rockey from his single Fuckin’...
Professional Pie Shoppe Franchise Opportunity
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Professional Pie Shoppe Franchise Opportunity

February 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Pie Town, NM – Franchise opportunity possibilities are available for interested and motivated persons. Professional Pie Shoppe Franchise Opportunity Corporation wants to soon open a store in your neighborhood. The PPSFOC is...