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Christmas Ballsack Ornament
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Christmas Ballsack Ornament

December 11th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
London – A London ad agency and orchid, a testicular cancer organization, have teamed up to to offer “Bauballs.” You may check out their website here. Decorate your tree with some festive bravado and help a good...
Pimp Academy opening in downtown Fargo
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Pimp Academy opening in downtown Fargo

December 11th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A young, flashy entrepreneur is bringing his tacky-yet-unapologetic business local. Ricky Duffman, CFO of Vandelay Industries, (the developer of a very lucrative smartphone app) has taken to the streets of...
UFC match delayed due to limb entanglement
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UFC match delayed due to limb entanglement

December 9th, 2012 | by Nick
Seattle, WA – An Ultimate Fighting Championship battle between Mike Swick and Matt Brown suffered a slight delay last night due to limb entanglement. Swick and Brown became engaged in a floor grapple in which both...
Baby Duck Swimming In Sink
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Baby Duck Swimming In Sink

December 7th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Driving Dog Gets First Canine Speeding Ticket
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Driving Dog Gets First Canine Speeding Ticket

December 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Auckland, New Zealand – Monty, the now famous car-driving schnauzer, has netted his first official moving violation since picking up a doggy driver’s license. Monty was popped going 35 in a 25 KM/hour zone just...
DECEMBER 2012 EVENT CALENDAR: What’s happening in December
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DECEMBER 2012 EVENT CALENDAR: What’s happening in December

December 4th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Here is a list of F-M Observer sponsored events and happenings taking place in the area this December. Saturday, December 8th: MOVEMBER MUSTACHE CONTEST: DON’T SHAVE YET! SHOW OFF YOUR CHARITY-INSPIRED...
No I’m Not Coming To Your Herbalife Party
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No I’m Not Coming To Your Herbalife Party

December 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND –  You’ve probably heard of this company called Herbalife before.  Either through your friends or your friends’ friends, and not by choice.  Herbalife is a multi-level marketing company and pyramid...
Alleged unicorn lair found in North Korea
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Alleged unicorn lair found in North Korea

December 1st, 2012 | by Nick
Pyongyang, North Korea – I believed it the entire time. I never gave up hope that they were real, and now, we can finally put the speculation to rest. The unicorn exists! Proof that the one-horned, white horse of mythical...
Will Powerball Jackpot Grow to $1 Billion Before The World Ends?
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Will Powerball Jackpot Grow to $1 Billion Before The World Ends?

November 28th, 2012 | by Nick
The growing Powerball lottery is making Americans very eager for a shot at all that paper. At the time of this publication, a payout of over $300 million (after taxes) is up for grabs and the jackpot continues to grow. Problem...
Three Shoppers Killed During Cyber Monday Rush
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Three Shoppers Killed During Cyber Monday Rush

November 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Associated Press – The volatile shopping atmosphere of Thanksgiving weekend has taken its toll on those who risked life and limb to participate. Black Friday saw thousands of furiously aggressive maniacs take to the aisles...