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LIST: Awesome New Year’s Resolutions
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LIST: Awesome New Year’s Resolutions

December 31st, 2012 | by Nick
We have less than a day to manifest a list of acceptable new year’s resolutions that will, in theory, help us become better people in 2013. The Observer would like to offer some assistance. Here are a few perfectly...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Flo Rida (I Cry) – 01/06/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Flo Rida (I Cry) – 01/06/2013

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
This isn’t the first time I’ve read some song lyrics and it left me completely speechless, confused, and scared at the same time. This weeks Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week are from the Artist named Flo Rida (because...
Official FM Observer Pimp Cup
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Official FM Observer Pimp Cup

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Ladies and gentlemen, lay your eyes on the official FM Observer Pimp Cup.  It’s a cup.  It’s a shaker.  It’s even a flashlight.  If you run out of bullets, use the ones that are fashioned around the base of...
Death Metal Band Name Ideas #2
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Death Metal Band Name Ideas #2

December 29th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
My first post of death metal band name ideas was so helpful, I’m providing my services yet again.  Below is post #2 of death metal band name ideas.  Again, please thank Bill Burns or the FM Observer if you use any of the...
Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.
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Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.

December 28th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The magic of love and commitment can be had anywhere.  That anywhere happened to be the Northern Gentlemen’s club located in Fargo, North Dakota this past Thursday. Amongst the smell of fish, piss,...
NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl
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NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl

December 27th, 2012 | by Nick
New York, NY – The National Football League Pro Bowl roster was announced recently, and much to the relief of many players around the league, they were not included. The Pro Bowl has become an inconvenience of sorts for NFL...
Doyles Taxi Ad Spot in Fargo’s 1953 City Directory
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Doyles Taxi Ad Spot in Fargo’s 1953 City Directory

December 26th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Doyles Taxi Cab ad spot in Fargo’s 1953 City...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Ke$ha (Die Young) – 12/30/2012
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Ke$ha (Die Young) – 12/30/2012

December 26th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
The feature of this weeks ‘”Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week” is the one and only Ke$ha from her oh so terrible song ‘Die Young.’  Die Young is a single off her album Warrior. Young hunks, taking...
Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart
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Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart

December 25th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Not even a handful of hours after Aunt Edna gave you that putrid, two-sizes-too-small sweater for Christmas, you are ready to return it for cash. Why didn’t you just take that money right out of...
Facebook Year In Review of A Terribly Artistic Socialite
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Facebook Year In Review of A Terribly Artistic Socialite

December 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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