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Cutler Brings A-Game In Loss to Packers
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Cutler Brings A-Game In Loss to Packers

September 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Green Bay, WI – Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler played competely out of his mind football last night against the Green Bay Packers. Many are calling this performance “vintage Cutler” as he gunslang a total...
Collective Soul Cat
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Collective Soul Cat

September 13th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Here is a cat singing along with Collective...
Hobo President Frank Donovan Kicks Off Re-election Campaign
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Hobo President Frank Donovan Kicks Off Re-election Campaign

September 10th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Commander-In-Chief of Fargo’s underground homeless community is making a strong push for re-election this November. Frank Donovan, or “Hobo Frank” as he is more affectionately known, is...
West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately
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West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately

September 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Concerned West Fargo citizens held a town hall meeting last week that created enough concern, the West Fargo Police Department will implement a new bike lane law EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. Tim (The Toxic Ninja)...
ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot
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ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot

August 30th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Taking inspiration from the 3 wise men (Jim, Jack, Jose) and the movie Anchorman (in which news teams do battle with weapons in a back-alley), a handful of drunks at the Motel 6 in Fargo went at it last night in...
NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far
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NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far

August 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Pasadena, CA – Mission control for the worldly popular Curiosity on Mars excursion has released a preliminary report of the rover’s findings. These highly unclassified and somewhat opinionated documents provide detail...
Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, photobombs Mars Curiosity photo.
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Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, photobombs Mars Curiosity photo.

August 21st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Bigfoot is a name given to an ape-like creature that people believe inhabits forests in North America.  Scientists discredit the existence of Bigfoot due to lack of physical evidence. Scientists can discredit no longer. NASA and...
Interview With King Buzzo of The Melvins
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Interview With King Buzzo of The Melvins

August 13th, 2012 | by Nick
The Melvins have been around. And around. They are one of the most consistent rock bands of all time, ever since the inception of grunge in the late 80s/early 90s. They’ve made their mark on the rock & roll landscape by...
Olympic Shame!  Live Raping In Front of Large Audience!
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Olympic Shame! Live Raping In Front of Large Audience!

August 6th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
London – The Olympics is a sports tradition that dates back thousands of years.  It’s a great honor to be a part of.  That is, unless you are getting raped in front of a large audience. That’s exactly what...
Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing
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Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing

August 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – What a world we live in! The nerds over at NASA and people across the globe watched as the last 10 years of astrophysics engineering came to fruition early this morning with the landing of the Mars rover,...