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Area Teenager Denied Access to Family Vehicle
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Area Teenager Denied Access to Family Vehicle

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Juvenile doesn’t get what he wants West Fargo, ND – An area teen became visibly flustered today as a request to borrow the family vehicle was swiftly shot down by the Man of the House.  Carson Hendrickson, 16, of...
Record Temps Spreading Fear Throughout Area
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Record Temps Spreading Fear Throughout Area

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
As North Dakota temperatures reach record highs, many fear for their lives Fargo, ND – The month of March has proven already to be one of the scariest winter months on record for our region. With temperatures in the state...
“Piece of Crap” Recreational Vehicle Thrives in Western North Dakota Oil Boom
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“Piece of Crap” Recreational Vehicle Thrives in Western North Dakota Oil Boom

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
A janky Western North Dakota RV revels in the demand for affordable housing Williston, ND – The milking of Western North Dakota’s oil reserves continues to flourish, bringing financial prosperity to the area. However,...
Former F-M Area City Planner Taking It In the Face Over Sexual Innuendo
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Former F-M Area City Planner Taking It In the Face Over Sexual Innuendo

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
The names of cities and towns in this area have fallen under heavy scrutiny. Fargo, ND – As the population of our area continues to grow, more prominent figures have taken notice of the rampant perversion of its city...
Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop
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Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Dumb ass immediately arrested after walk up drug sale attempt Fargo, ND – An Otsego, MN man was arrested last night after propositioning a cocaine deal to what was quite obviously an off-duty cop. The lieutenant wore street...
Josh Duhamel Lobbying to Purchase and Move City of Minot, ND
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Josh Duhamel Lobbying to Purchase and Move City of Minot, ND

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
With much fame and fortune earned, Josh Duhamel reaches out to his home town. Minot, ND – Hometown kid-turned Hollywood celebrity Josh Duhamel is reaching out to his hometown in the best way he knows how. Mr. Duhamel has...
Come Ready to Party, Leave Drunk and Stupid.
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Come Ready to Party, Leave Drunk and Stupid.

March 14th, 2012 | by Jill Burns
North Dakota Tourism Ad is Scandalous! Leave a Legend? As a young woman with many male friends, I would just like to say that the new North Dakota Tourism ad is outrageous! North Dakota people don’t go out “on the...
Alleged TouchTunes Terrorist Spreading Christmas Cheer Throughout the Land
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Alleged TouchTunes Terrorist Spreading Christmas Cheer Throughout the Land

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Coming to a jukebox near you: Crappy Happy music. Fargo, ND – Modern technologies have afforded us many luxuries. In this day & age any knucklehead with a smartphone can hack into your favorite bar’s sound...
Instagram Sucks and So Do You
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Instagram Sucks and So Do You

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
What is Instagram you ask?  It is an Apple and Android application where over 15 million sheep users like to masturbate with each other over vintage pictures they take.  Instagram gives these hipsters users access to many...
NECROPLASTY: An In-depth Interview and Discography With a Tortured Soul
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NECROPLASTY: An In-depth Interview and Discography With a Tortured Soul

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
I sit down with one of Fargo’s finest. A native son born into boredom and evil. The following in-depth interview occurred September 19, 2011. This is a transcript of what was discussed. All details have been preserved to...