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Ridiculously Unphotogenic Hugh Jackman
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Ridiculously Unphotogenic Hugh Jackman

April 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Professional Wrestling

April 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Miracle, A Female Peregrine Falcon Returns To Fargo.  Husband Missing.
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Miracle, A Female Peregrine Falcon Returns To Fargo. Husband Missing.

April 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Since April, many birds have started their seasonal migration back to the Fargo-Moorhead area.  One of the those birds is a peregrine falcon named Miracle.  Since 2008, Miracle and her mate Dakota Ace have...
Pop singer Madonna extremely satisfied with penis arm implants
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Pop singer Madonna extremely satisfied with penis arm implants

April 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Los Angeles, CA – World-renowned pop music singer and diva Madonna was recently asked in an interview about the satisfaction and comfort of her penis arm implants: “I absolutely love them. They fit me so well. They...
Android Gets Instagram.  Apple Fans’ Buttholes Hurt.
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Android Gets Instagram. Apple Fans’ Buttholes Hurt.

April 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The ever so popular Instagram iPhone application popular among dirty hipsters and dumb fucks in general, was released for Android a couple days ago.  In case you didn’t know how much I love Instagram, you...
Running, Rollerblading, Biking, Hotties, Causing Car Crashes Across The Fargo-Moorhead Area.
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Running, Rollerblading, Biking, Hotties, Causing Car Crashes Across The Fargo-Moorhead Area.

April 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – You can tell spring is finally here as seen by the boners casually sticking out of men’s shorts or the increase of car crashes across the Fargo-Moorhead area.  Fargo-Moorhead has seen a dramatic increase...
Management for Dummies!
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Management for Dummies!

April 4th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
I think this guy pretty much represents the majority of mentally unstable managers in this world that we all have to deal with on a regular basis....
Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota
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Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota

April 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The dawn of spring is upon us in North Dakota. This is a welcome change to the region, but with one humongous downside: ROAD CONSTRUCTION. The ugly orange beast is making his presence felt in a major way this...
A New generation in Moorhead is breaking the librarian stereotype
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A New generation in Moorhead is breaking the librarian stereotype

April 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Moorhead, MN – As I walked into the library, the cool air with a tint of old book smell hit my nose.  It reminded me of my young days in elementary school.  Looking around I could see piles of books stacked up around...
Dog’s Diary vs Cat’s Diary
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Dog’s Diary vs Cat’s Diary

April 2nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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