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Jerk Refuses to Dim Floodlight; Neighbor Pissed
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Jerk Refuses to Dim Floodlight; Neighbor Pissed

November 21st, 2012 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – In an open letter to his bordering neighbor, local resident Randy Mills made his feelings about the motion-detecting floodlight facing his house abundantly clear: From:     Randy Mills  ...
Here Is A Picture of A Cute Baby Giarafee
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Here Is A Picture of A Cute Baby Giarafee

November 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Here is a cute baby...
Results of the 2012 ‘Best of The Red River Valley’ Competition
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Results of the 2012 ‘Best of The Red River Valley’ Competition

November 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The Fargo Forum recently ran a poll where readers voted for their favorite foods, events, services and more in the Fargo-Moorhead and surrounding areas.  We also ran our own poll where our readers voted as...
Massive Traffic Jams As Word Gets Out Of Hostess and Twinkies Demise
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Massive Traffic Jams As Word Gets Out Of Hostess and Twinkies Demise

November 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – In States all across the U.S., especially Mississippi, Alabama, and West Virginia, massive traffic jams are causing catastrophic mayhem. On Friday, November 16, Hostess Brands Inc announced that it will wind...
Developers Announce App Designed to Waterproof Your Smartphone
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Developers Announce App Designed to Waterproof Your Smartphone

November 16th, 2012 | by Nick
San Francisco, CA – An exciting and innovative new mobile app concept has finally made its way to the market. Get a load of this…are you ready? It’s an app that water-proofs your smartphone!! Vandelay Industries...
GIF of Dog Shaking Hands
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GIF of Dog Shaking Hands

November 15th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“Mmmm….ok deal.”  ...
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Kellogg’s To Release Brand New Product Line In Colorado and Washington.

November 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Battle Creek, MI – In the wake of the recent election, Kellogg’s plans to release a brand new product line specifically for the states of Colorado and Washington. For the supporters of marijuana, it was a historic...
Wal Mart Helping Shoppers Gear Up for Black Friday
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Wal Mart Helping Shoppers Gear Up for Black Friday

November 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Bentonville, AR – The visionary brain trust contained at Wal Mart headquarters in Bentonville, AR is setting the stage for Black Friday by implementing protective measures for their late night/early morning shoppers....
What Year Is It?  Is That The NDSU Bison Football Team On TV?
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What Year Is It? Is That The NDSU Bison Football Team On TV?

November 10th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Another weekend of NDSU football is here.  People all over the Fargo-Moorhead area are hunkering down in their warm homes to watch the NDSU Bison try and win another football game. So here you are.  You...
Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall
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Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall

November 9th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A complete idiot at the Food and Drug Administration’s Fargo branch mis-typed a recall order yesterday which resulted in dead bodies being exhumed at Riverside Cemetery in South Fargo. The dumbass, having...