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Cleanup Week In Fargo-Moorhead Leaves Strange Items On The Curbside
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Cleanup Week In Fargo-Moorhead Leaves Strange Items On The Curbside

May 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – It is Clean Up week around the Fargo-Moorhead area or the Scavengers Super Bowl other people call it. This week, thousands of people will throw various filthy piles of shit they have been hording in their house...
Cops Leave Hostage Situation To Bust NDSU College Party.
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Cops Leave Hostage Situation To Bust NDSU College Party.

May 8th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – At around 12 a.m. Saturday evening, police were called to a home on N Broadway Dr & 20th Ave N with reports of a hostage situation.  Police arrived on scene to find a man holding his girlfriend hostage...
Jesus Arrested For Disorderly Conduct.  Caught Mowing Lawn In Loin Cloth.
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Jesus Arrested For Disorderly Conduct. Caught Mowing Lawn In Loin Cloth.

May 4th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fergus Falls, MN – Jesus who currently is parading around as a 43 year-old named Matthew Swanson, was arrested for disorderly conduct Wednesday afternoon while mowing the lawn in a loin cloth.  It is believed that the...
BREAKING: Doctors find 9th unborn fetus inside Octomom
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BREAKING: Doctors find 9th unborn fetus inside Octomom

May 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Los Angeles, CA – During a routine check-up at the local OBGYN, excavators discovered a lifeless unborn fetus stuck inside famously inseminated degenerate Nadya Suleman, also known as Octomom. A visit to the gyno is no...
Facebook Releases Organ Harvesting Application.
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Facebook Releases Organ Harvesting Application.

May 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Palo Alto, California – Facebook this week has released a new organ harvesting application.  This new facebook application was announced Tuesday by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg as a way to harvest users organs and sell...
Horse Buggy Collides With Car On Interstate.  Horse Takes a Dump.
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Horse Buggy Collides With Car On Interstate. Horse Takes a Dump.

May 1st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
New Salem, ND- At around 8:30 a.m. this morning, a SUV carrying a family of 4 struck a horse buggy on Co Rd 139.  The family from New York were on vacation and merrily on their way to New Salem, North Dakota to visit...
Red Bull® gives man wings; man sues
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Red Bull® gives man wings; man sues

April 30th, 2012 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – A local man is suing the makers of Red Bull® energy drink, claiming the product produced “uncomfortable and disproportionate feathery growths” sprouting from underneath both shoulder blades....
Dirk Benedict Steel Stomachs
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Dirk Benedict Steel Stomachs

April 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Yes.  This is for real.  I don’t know about workouts but these make for some awesome dance moves....
Swiss woman attempts to live on sunlight; dies
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Swiss woman attempts to live on sunlight; dies

April 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Switzerland (AP) – A Swiss newspaper is reporting that a woman who recently attempted a sort of “spiritual journey” that requires fasting both food AND water while only to live off the incredibly harmful rays of...
‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Renewed For 3 More Seasons.  Suicides up 80%.
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‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Renewed For 3 More Seasons. Suicides up 80%.

April 25th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
NEW YORK, NY – The ever so popular unpopular show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” just got renewed for 3 more seasons.  Seriously, people still watch this vile garbage?  E! Entertainment network, another...