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Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody
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Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody

March 29th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Bravo!  Not only does he NAIL the song but he does it in such a performance that could win a Grammy.  I’d like to have a few beers with this guy someday.  To top it off he ends it with, “Physical violence is the...
North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked
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North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked

March 29th, 2012 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Muffled discussion can be heard from inside a capitol building janitorial closet by members of the senate as they stroll by. You see, this is where the North Dakota representatives of the United States...
The Ultimate Treadmill Fails Compilation
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The Ultimate Treadmill Fails Compilation

March 28th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
World Wide Interweb put together a compilation of treadmill fails that I thoroughly enjoyed.  ...
Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University.  Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.
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Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University. Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.

March 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University Head Mafia Boss President Dean Bresciani is facing very VERY tough decisions these days.  This comes after the State Board Of Higher Education denied a request for a half-percent...
Man apparently falls off a railroad bridge in North Fargo.
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Man apparently falls off a railroad bridge in North Fargo.

March 26th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Authorities Sunday night pulled a man out of the Red River.  The man was believed to be walking on the railroad tracks that are located between Fargo and Moorhead when he allegedly fell in the river. ...
Twins Baseball Preview: Ron Gardenhire promises to lose at least 80 games in 2012
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Twins Baseball Preview: Ron Gardenhire promises to lose at least 80 games in 2012

March 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Fort Myers, FL – In the midst of Minnesota Twins baseball spring training, skipper Ron Gardenhire is already making some bold predictions for the upcoming 2012 season. When asked how he thought his team looked so far this...
Fargo Buffalo Wild Wings Patron Goes Ape Shit
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Fargo Buffalo Wild Wings Patron Goes Ape Shit

March 23rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Patron at the Buffalo Wild Wings on 42nd street was seen going totally apeshit after winning a singular round of bar trivia this evening. The minute his name flashed on the big screen, ape like behavior was...
Struggling website Google+ threatens suicide
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Struggling website Google+ threatens suicide

March 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Mountain View, CA – In a not-too-surprising outcry stemming from lack of acceptance, the struggling social networking website Google+ has been audibly lamenting ever being born with threats of self-harm and suicide. The...
Arby’s Rated “Best Place To Work” In Fargo.
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Arby’s Rated “Best Place To Work” In Fargo.

March 23rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Arby’s located at 1415 42nd ST S. Fargo, ND has been voted “Best Place To Work” after a recent poll was conducted on employees around the city.  Arby’s motto “It’s Good Mood...
Rock 102 FM’s news radio makeover causes expected uproar
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Rock 102 FM’s news radio makeover causes expected uproar

March 22nd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Was there ever any doubt that residents occupying the broadcast area of the Rock 102 FM radio frequency would voice their discontent over the channel’s new talk radio format changeover? Not in the...