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West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately
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West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately

September 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Concerned West Fargo citizens held a town hall meeting last week that created enough concern, the West Fargo Police Department will implement a new bike lane law EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. Tim (The Toxic Ninja)...
ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot
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ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot

August 30th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Taking inspiration from the 3 wise men (Jim, Jack, Jose) and the movie Anchorman (in which news teams do battle with weapons in a back-alley), a handful of drunks at the Motel 6 in Fargo went at it last night in...
NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far
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NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far

August 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Pasadena, CA – Mission control for the worldly popular Curiosity on Mars excursion has released a preliminary report of the rover’s findings. These highly unclassified and somewhat opinionated documents provide detail...
Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, photobombs Mars Curiosity photo.
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Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, photobombs Mars Curiosity photo.

August 21st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Bigfoot is a name given to an ape-like creature that people believe inhabits forests in North America.  Scientists discredit the existence of Bigfoot due to lack of physical evidence. Scientists can discredit no longer. NASA and...
Interview With King Buzzo of The Melvins
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Interview With King Buzzo of The Melvins

August 13th, 2012 | by Nick
The Melvins have been around. And around. They are one of the most consistent rock bands of all time, ever since the inception of grunge in the late 80s/early 90s. They’ve made their mark on the rock & roll landscape by...
Olympic Shame!  Live Raping In Front of Large Audience!
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Olympic Shame! Live Raping In Front of Large Audience!

August 6th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
London – The Olympics is a sports tradition that dates back thousands of years.  It’s a great honor to be a part of.  That is, unless you are getting raped in front of a large audience. That’s exactly what...
Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing
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Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing

August 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – What a world we live in! The nerds over at NASA and people across the globe watched as the last 10 years of astrophysics engineering came to fruition early this morning with the landing of the Mars rover,...
Ryan Lochte Is Terrible At Interviews
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Ryan Lochte Is Terrible At Interviews

August 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
A closet bong toker for sure....
Cheney: There Is Nothing I Do Not Hate
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Cheney: There Is Nothing I Do Not Hate

July 29th, 2012 | by Nick
Washington, DC – In a recent interview, former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney was asked his opinion about the upcoming presidential election prospects as well as past candidates. He speculated on Mitt...
The Squirting Deadlifter
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The Squirting Deadlifter

July 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“God damn it…Todd is up again.  Get the towels.”...