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Official FM Observer Pimp Cup
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Official FM Observer Pimp Cup

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Ladies and gentlemen, lay your eyes on the official FM Observer Pimp Cup.  It’s a cup.  It’s a shaker.  It’s even a flashlight.  If you run out of bullets, use the ones that are fashioned around the base of...
Death Metal Band Name Ideas #2
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Death Metal Band Name Ideas #2

December 29th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
My first post of death metal band name ideas was so helpful, I’m providing my services yet again.  Below is post #2 of death metal band name ideas.  Again, please thank Bill Burns or the FM Observer if you use any of the...
Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.
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Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.

December 28th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The magic of love and commitment can be had anywhere.  That anywhere happened to be the Northern Gentlemen’s club located in Fargo, North Dakota this past Thursday. Amongst the smell of fish, piss,...
NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl
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NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl

December 27th, 2012 | by Nick
New York, NY – The National Football League Pro Bowl roster was announced recently, and much to the relief of many players around the league, they were not included. The Pro Bowl has become an inconvenience of sorts for NFL...
Doyles Taxi Ad Spot in Fargo’s 1953 City Directory
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Doyles Taxi Ad Spot in Fargo’s 1953 City Directory

December 26th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Doyles Taxi Cab ad spot in Fargo’s 1953 City...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Ke$ha (Die Young) – 12/30/2012
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Ke$ha (Die Young) – 12/30/2012

December 26th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
The feature of this weeks ‘”Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week” is the one and only Ke$ha from her oh so terrible song ‘Die Young.’  Die Young is a single off her album Warrior. Young hunks, taking...
Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart
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Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart

December 25th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Not even a handful of hours after Aunt Edna gave you that putrid, two-sizes-too-small sweater for Christmas, you are ready to return it for cash. Why didn’t you just take that money right out of...
Facebook Year In Review of A Terribly Artistic Socialite
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Facebook Year In Review of A Terribly Artistic Socialite

December 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Mitt Romney Doing “Just Fine” After Losing Election
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Mitt Romney Doing “Just Fine” After Losing Election

December 20th, 2012 | by Nick
San Diego, CA – The 2012 Presidential election lived up to the hype as one of the more polarizing elections in political history. The ups and downs of debating, campaigning, gaffing, 47%-ing, and polling helped create some...
Instagram Changes Terms Of Service.  Users Threaten To Stop Taking Shitty Pictures.
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Instagram Changes Terms Of Service. Users Threaten To Stop Taking Shitty Pictures.

December 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – On Monday, Instagram, the popular photo app and website, updated its terms of service.  This left its large user base unhappy and threatening to stop taking shitty pictures and leaving the app and website all...