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Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University.  Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.
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Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University. Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.

March 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University Head Mafia Boss President Dean Bresciani is facing very VERY tough decisions these days.  This comes after the State Board Of Higher Education denied a request for a half-percent...
Man apparently falls off a railroad bridge in North Fargo.
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Man apparently falls off a railroad bridge in North Fargo.

March 26th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Authorities Sunday night pulled a man out of the Red River.  The man was believed to be walking on the railroad tracks that are located between Fargo and Moorhead when he allegedly fell in the river. ...
Twins Baseball Preview: Ron Gardenhire promises to lose at least 80 games in 2012
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Twins Baseball Preview: Ron Gardenhire promises to lose at least 80 games in 2012

March 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Fort Myers, FL – In the midst of Minnesota Twins baseball spring training, skipper Ron Gardenhire is already making some bold predictions for the upcoming 2012 season. When asked how he thought his team looked so far this...
Fargo Buffalo Wild Wings Patron Goes Ape Shit
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Fargo Buffalo Wild Wings Patron Goes Ape Shit

March 23rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Patron at the Buffalo Wild Wings on 42nd street was seen going totally apeshit after winning a singular round of bar trivia this evening. The minute his name flashed on the big screen, ape like behavior was...
Struggling website Google+ threatens suicide
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Struggling website Google+ threatens suicide

March 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Mountain View, CA – In a not-too-surprising outcry stemming from lack of acceptance, the struggling social networking website Google+ has been audibly lamenting ever being born with threats of self-harm and suicide. The...
Arby’s Rated “Best Place To Work” In Fargo.
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Arby’s Rated “Best Place To Work” In Fargo.

March 23rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Arby’s located at 1415 42nd ST S. Fargo, ND has been voted “Best Place To Work” after a recent poll was conducted on employees around the city.  Arby’s motto “It’s Good Mood...
Rock 102 FM’s news radio makeover causes expected uproar
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Rock 102 FM’s news radio makeover causes expected uproar

March 22nd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Was there ever any doubt that residents occupying the broadcast area of the Rock 102 FM radio frequency would voice their discontent over the channel’s new talk radio format changeover? Not in the...
Moorhead Police Arrest McDonalds Drive-thru Speaker
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Moorhead Police Arrest McDonalds Drive-thru Speaker

March 21st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Moorhead, MN – Police officers arrested a Moorhead McDonalds drive-thru speaker earlier this morning.  Police reports state the drive-thru speaker was being “confrontational” and “speaking funny” to...
Tales of a Struggling Economy: Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr.
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Tales of a Struggling Economy: Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr.

March 20th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The less-fortunate have fallen on even harder times than we could have possibly imagined. As evidenced by the photo shown here, a downtown Fargo area transient was exposed recently as an utterly shameless trash...
Minot Man “Didn’t See” Train.  Proceeds To Crash Into It.
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Minot Man “Didn’t See” Train. Proceeds To Crash Into It.

March 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Minot, ND – A 27 year old Minot man was injured Friday afternoon after his vehicle crashed into a MOVING train.  Police say Jordan Avery disregarded four vehicles that were waiting for the train, apparently just said fuck...