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The Three Affiliated Tribes of Fort Berthold Reservation Setting Up a Highway Patrol Unit.
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The Three Affiliated Tribes of Fort Berthold Reservation Setting Up a Highway Patrol Unit.

March 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
New Town, ND – The Three Affiliated Tribes of Fort Berthold Reservation are setting up a highway patrol unit.  It has come to the FM Observers attention that 4 horses, 4 spears, and 4 tomahawks were ordered in.  The Three...
Priest Arrested In India for Sexually Assaulting A Minnesota Girl In 2004.
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Priest Arrested In India for Sexually Assaulting A Minnesota Girl In 2004.

March 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Grand Forks, ND – A priest touching made national headlines due to one glaring difference: victim was a female.  Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul, 57 was arrested for sexually assaulting two girls in 2004 and 2005 while being a...
Lemmings Forming Lines As iPad 3 Is Released.
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Lemmings Forming Lines As iPad 3 Is Released.

March 16th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“Something squishy is in my pants” Fargo, ND – Every few months there is a big product release where people are willing to wait in line for hours upon hours in order to get the chance to buy some shit they...
“March Madness” Defense Fails Miserably In Court
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“March Madness” Defense Fails Miserably In Court

March 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Observer is surprised to learn that yet another hapless defendant and his bumbling pro bono lawyer went with the “March Madness” defense, only to get laughed at by a veteran judge who has...
Marilyn Hagerty Mistakes Olive Garden For A Gentlemen’s Club.
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Marilyn Hagerty Mistakes Olive Garden For A Gentlemen’s Club.

March 15th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Marilyn Hagerty has been living the life as of recently.  After her review of a local Grand Forks Olive Garden went viral, Marilyn has been traveling around the big city of New York.  From doing interviews and...
Fargo School Board To Implement New Anti-Bullying Policy
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Fargo School Board To Implement New Anti-Bullying Policy

March 15th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Since 2002 the Fargo School Board has had an Anti-Bullying policy in place.  This policy consisted of rewarding bullies and punishing the victims.  It promoted such nonsense as “Walking or running...
Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record
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Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record

March 15th, 2012 | by Nick
Bismarck, ND – A North Dakota state record was broken recently as a 16lb-6oz, 33-inch lake trout was hauled out of the Garrison Dam Tailrace. This disgustingly huge fish animal breaks the record held by the previous lake...
Dilworth Fire Chief says, “I’m pretty sure it’s totaled.”
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Dilworth Fire Chief says, “I’m pretty sure it’s totaled.”

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Let me show you somethin! Dilworth, MN – A home being constructed in northeast Dilworth caught on fire this morning.  Workers on site reported the fire and thankfully nobody was hurt.  “I’m pretty sure...
No Patch No Party
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No Patch No Party

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“There will absolutely be no strippers here.” Williston, ND – Truck driver turned self made pimp party promoter Troy McKinley has come under fire recently.  Troy McKinley has been promoting and even selling...
Remodeling Hector International Airport
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Remodeling Hector International Airport

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“I haven’t seen a plane in 4 years.” Fargo, ND – Fargo North Dakota’s one and only Hector International Airport is undergoing a significant remodeling project.  The former Barnstormer Restaurant...