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GIF of Dog Shaking Hands
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GIF of Dog Shaking Hands

November 15th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“Mmmm….ok deal.”  ...
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Kellogg’s To Release Brand New Product Line In Colorado and Washington.

November 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Battle Creek, MI – In the wake of the recent election, Kellogg’s plans to release a brand new product line specifically for the states of Colorado and Washington. For the supporters of marijuana, it was a historic...
Wal Mart Helping Shoppers Gear Up for Black Friday
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Wal Mart Helping Shoppers Gear Up for Black Friday

November 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Bentonville, AR – The visionary brain trust contained at Wal Mart headquarters in Bentonville, AR is setting the stage for Black Friday by implementing protective measures for their late night/early morning shoppers....
What Year Is It?  Is That The NDSU Bison Football Team On TV?
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What Year Is It? Is That The NDSU Bison Football Team On TV?

November 10th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Another weekend of NDSU football is here.  People all over the Fargo-Moorhead area are hunkering down in their warm homes to watch the NDSU Bison try and win another football game. So here you are.  You...
Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall
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Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall

November 9th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A complete idiot at the Food and Drug Administration’s Fargo branch mis-typed a recall order yesterday which resulted in dead bodies being exhumed at Riverside Cemetery in South Fargo. The dumbass, having...
Punk Rocker Booed For Not Vomiting On Stage
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Punk Rocker Booed For Not Vomiting On Stage

November 8th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local punk rock group Fist Munch was met with a flurry of boos after frontman Jason “DickRash” Regal failed to perform his customary mid-song vomit during a gig at the Aquarium last night. DickRash...
Let Me Bang Bro!
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Let Me Bang Bro!

November 7th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
It is mandatory to not wear a shirt in the Ultimate Fighter...
Romney Loses By Landslide.  Walmart To Blame.
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Romney Loses By Landslide. Walmart To Blame.

November 7th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Washington, DC – The presidential election is finally over.  Obama wins by a landslide and will continue on being President of the United States for another 4 years.  However, new reports are coming in as to why Romney...
Album Review: Chimaira/Chimaira
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Album Review: Chimaira/Chimaira

November 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Chimaira- Chimaira (2005) Chimaira’s self-titled follow up to Impossibility Of Reason is not what you’d call “picking up where the band left off” but a turn in a darker, more intense direction of...
Repetitive Phone Calls Encourage Civic Duty
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Repetitive Phone Calls Encourage Civic Duty

November 6th, 2012 | by Jill Burns
I would like to publicly give a “thumbs up” and thank those people that made the multitude of repetitive phone calls to remind me to vote. Since I have been living under a rock for about a year, I have had no...