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MLB
March 26th, 2012 | by
NickFort Myers, FL – In the midst of Minnesota Twins baseball spring training, skipper Ron Gardenhire is already making some bold predictions for the upcoming 2012 season. When asked how he thought his team looked so far this...
Local
March 23rd, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – Patron at the Buffalo Wild Wings on 42nd street was seen going totally apeshit after winning a singular round of bar trivia this evening. The minute his name flashed on the big screen, ape like behavior was...
National
March 23rd, 2012 | by
NickMountain View, CA – In a not-too-surprising outcry stemming from lack of acceptance, the struggling social networking website Google+ has been audibly lamenting ever being born with threats of self-harm and suicide. The...
Local
March 23rd, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – Arby’s located at 1415 42nd ST S. Fargo, ND has been voted “Best Place To Work” after a recent poll was conducted on employees around the city. Arby’s motto “It’s Good Mood...
Local
March 22nd, 2012 | by
NickFargo, ND – Was there ever any doubt that residents occupying the broadcast area of the Rock 102 FM radio frequency would voice their discontent over the channel’s new talk radio format changeover? Not in the...
Local
March 21st, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsMoorhead, MN – Police officers arrested a Moorhead McDonalds drive-thru speaker earlier this morning. Police reports state the drive-thru speaker was being “confrontational” and “speaking funny” to...
Editorial
March 20th, 2012 | by
NickFargo, ND – The less-fortunate have fallen on even harder times than we could have possibly imagined. As evidenced by the photo shown here, a downtown Fargo area transient was exposed recently as an utterly shameless trash...
Local
March 20th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsMinot, ND – A 27 year old Minot man was injured Friday afternoon after his vehicle crashed into a MOVING train. Police say Jordan Avery disregarded four vehicles that were waiting for the train, apparently just said fuck...
Local
March 19th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsNew Town, ND – The Three Affiliated Tribes of Fort Berthold Reservation are setting up a highway patrol unit. It has come to the FM Observers attention that 4 horses, 4 spears, and 4 tomahawks were ordered in. The Three...
Local
March 18th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsGrand Forks, ND – A priest touching made national headlines due to one glaring difference: victim was a female. Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul, 57 was arrested for sexually assaulting two girls in 2004 and 2005 while being a...
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