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March 19th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsNew Town, ND – The Three Affiliated Tribes of Fort Berthold Reservation are setting up a highway patrol unit. It has come to the FM Observers attention that 4 horses, 4 spears, and 4 tomahawks were ordered in. The Three...
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March 18th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsGrand Forks, ND – A priest touching made national headlines due to one glaring difference: victim was a female. Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul, 57 was arrested for sexually assaulting two girls in 2004 and 2005 while being a...
Local
March 16th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns“Something squishy is in my pants” Fargo, ND – Every few months there is a big product release where people are willing to wait in line for hours upon hours in order to get the chance to buy some shit they...
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March 16th, 2012 | by
NickFargo, ND – The Observer is surprised to learn that yet another hapless defendant and his bumbling pro bono lawyer went with the “March Madness” defense, only to get laughed at by a veteran judge who has...
Local
March 15th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – Marilyn Hagerty has been living the life as of recently. After her review of a local Grand Forks Olive Garden went viral, Marilyn has been traveling around the big city of New York. From doing interviews and...
Local
March 15th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – Since 2002 the Fargo School Board has had an Anti-Bullying policy in place. This policy consisted of rewarding bullies and punishing the victims. It promoted such nonsense as “Walking or running...
Local
March 15th, 2012 | by
NickBismarck, ND – A North Dakota state record was broken recently as a 16lb-6oz, 33-inch lake trout was hauled out of the Garrison Dam Tailrace. This disgustingly huge fish animal breaks the record held by the previous lake...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsLet me show you somethin! Dilworth, MN – A home being constructed in northeast Dilworth caught on fire this morning. Workers on site reported the fire and thankfully nobody was hurt. “I’m pretty sure...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns“There will absolutely be no strippers here.” Williston, ND – Truck driver turned self made pimp party promoter Troy McKinley has come under fire recently. Troy McKinley has been promoting and even selling...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns“I haven’t seen a plane in 4 years.” Fargo, ND – Fargo North Dakota’s one and only Hector International Airport is undergoing a significant remodeling project. The former Barnstormer Restaurant...
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