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Lemmings Forming Lines As iPad 3 Is Released.
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Lemmings Forming Lines As iPad 3 Is Released.

March 16th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“Something squishy is in my pants” Fargo, ND – Every few months there is a big product release where people are willing to wait in line for hours upon hours in order to get the chance to buy some shit they...
“March Madness” Defense Fails Miserably In Court
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“March Madness” Defense Fails Miserably In Court

March 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Observer is surprised to learn that yet another hapless defendant and his bumbling pro bono lawyer went with the “March Madness” defense, only to get laughed at by a veteran judge who has...
Marilyn Hagerty Mistakes Olive Garden For A Gentlemen’s Club.
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Marilyn Hagerty Mistakes Olive Garden For A Gentlemen’s Club.

March 15th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Marilyn Hagerty has been living the life as of recently.  After her review of a local Grand Forks Olive Garden went viral, Marilyn has been traveling around the big city of New York.  From doing interviews and...
Fargo School Board To Implement New Anti-Bullying Policy
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Fargo School Board To Implement New Anti-Bullying Policy

March 15th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Since 2002 the Fargo School Board has had an Anti-Bullying policy in place.  This policy consisted of rewarding bullies and punishing the victims.  It promoted such nonsense as “Walking or running...
Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record
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Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record

March 15th, 2012 | by Nick
Bismarck, ND – A North Dakota state record was broken recently as a 16lb-6oz, 33-inch lake trout was hauled out of the Garrison Dam Tailrace. This disgustingly huge fish animal breaks the record held by the previous lake...
Dilworth Fire Chief says, “I’m pretty sure it’s totaled.”
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Dilworth Fire Chief says, “I’m pretty sure it’s totaled.”

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Let me show you somethin! Dilworth, MN – A home being constructed in northeast Dilworth caught on fire this morning.  Workers on site reported the fire and thankfully nobody was hurt.  “I’m pretty sure...
No Patch No Party
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No Patch No Party

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“There will absolutely be no strippers here.” Williston, ND – Truck driver turned self made pimp party promoter Troy McKinley has come under fire recently.  Troy McKinley has been promoting and even selling...
Remodeling Hector International Airport
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Remodeling Hector International Airport

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“I haven’t seen a plane in 4 years.” Fargo, ND – Fargo North Dakota’s one and only Hector International Airport is undergoing a significant remodeling project.  The former Barnstormer Restaurant...
Area Teenager Denied Access to Family Vehicle
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Area Teenager Denied Access to Family Vehicle

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Juvenile doesn’t get what he wants West Fargo, ND – An area teen became visibly flustered today as a request to borrow the family vehicle was swiftly shot down by the Man of the House.  Carson Hendrickson, 16, of...
Record Temps Spreading Fear Throughout Area
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Record Temps Spreading Fear Throughout Area

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
As North Dakota temperatures reach record highs, many fear for their lives Fargo, ND – The month of March has proven already to be one of the scariest winter months on record for our region. With temperatures in the state...