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Cops Crash Bachelorette Party Posing As Strippers
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Cops Crash Bachelorette Party Posing As Strippers

July 10th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local on-duty uniformed police officers were reported to have had a little fun at the expense of a bachelorette party over the weekend. Two Fargo police spotted a party bus parked outside the Old Broadway night...
New Hair Style Sweeping the FM Area This Summer
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New Hair Style Sweeping the FM Area This Summer

July 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – What is coming out the back of your head?  That’s the first question local bar patron asked when he saw something long and pointing at him from the back of a women’s head. A new hair style is...
Company OMNICORP To Provide Robotic Protection Services
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Company OMNICORP To Provide Robotic Protection Services

July 8th, 2012 | by Nick
Detroit, MI – Technological security manufacturer OmniCorp has announced an introductory product line consisting of unmanned, artificial-intelligence-powered robotic protection systems. This new product line comes at a key...
Tomato Plant Bombs Causing Fear of Terrorist Activity
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Tomato Plant Bombs Causing Fear of Terrorist Activity

July 5th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The recent string of tomato plant bombs in the downtown Fargo area has certain business patrons and residents on high alert. These tomato plant buckets have been popping up in random locations on sidewalks...
Drunk Packer Fan Hits Street In Style
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Drunk Packer Fan Hits Street In Style

July 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A drunk Green Bay Packer fan (is there any other kind?) recently awarded a quiet nighttime Fargo street corner with more than it could handle. The Packer fan, let’s call him “Drunken Rodgers”,...
Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage
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Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage

July 2nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Former North Dakota State University Amanda Smock won the triple jump at the U.S. Olympic Trials last Monday, June 25th. This great achievement has produced North Dakota State’s first United States...
Mothership!  Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!
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Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!

June 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!!  Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area.  However, they are in a place you would least expect.  Working right next to you! That’s right.  Aliens have been...
Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream
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Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream

June 27th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – An area 4th-grader was recently denied the privilege of dessert after his mother overheard him voice his disapproval of dinner. The boy, said by his mother to have been watching an “inappropriate...
CLASSIFIED FINDINGS REVEALED
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CLASSIFIED FINDINGS REVEALED

June 25th, 2012 | by Nick
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Soccer Fan Dies After 11 Sleepless Nights Watching Euro 2012
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Soccer Fan Dies After 11 Sleepless Nights Watching Euro 2012

June 24th, 2012 | by Nick
Changsha, China – A young Chinese soccer fan took a hard entry into the annals of sports fan martyrdom after spectating Euro 2012 for 11 sleepless days and nights in Poland and the Ukraine. Jiang Xiaoshan ended his marathon...