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Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married
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Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married

January 15th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A couple of gay Love Donkeys will soon “tie the knot” at the local zoo. It’s believed to be the first known pair of gay Love Donkeys in captivity to be married within the confines of a zoo-type...
New device streamlines ignoring calls and texts
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New device streamlines ignoring calls and texts

January 14th, 2013 | by Nick
Las Vegas, NV – One of the big reveals at last week’s Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas was a revolutionary new smartphone device. The device is considered an application as it works in conjunction with the iPhone to...
Lunatics Banned From Washington DC
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Lunatics Banned From Washington DC

January 13th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Back in December of 2012, Congress temporarily set aside its gridlock in an unusual bipartisan effort to ban the word ‘lunatic’ from all federal legislation. The new law was designed to remove...
Floating Baby Hippopotamus
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Floating Baby Hippopotamus

January 11th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
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Jamaal Franklin of San Diego State Says He Isn’t a Ball Hog.
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Jamaal Franklin of San Diego State Says He Isn’t a Ball Hog.

January 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Jamaal Franklin, a 6-5 guard at San Diego State got a score and an assist from the same dunk.  This all happened because ball hog Jamaal passed to himself via bouncing it off the backboard and then proceeds to dunk it.  San...
Valley News Live Coverage Of Sitting Buses Leaves Anchors Struggling To Fill Time
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Valley News Live Coverage Of Sitting Buses Leaves Anchors Struggling To Fill Time

January 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – After the NDSU Bison football team slaughtered Sam Houston State University, they made their way back to good ol’ Fargo, North Dakota.  Good for them, not so good for the news anchors who had to sit there...
Sam Houston Having Nightmares About Bison
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Sam Houston Having Nightmares About Bison

January 10th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Huntsville, TX – The Sam Houston BearKat football players are not sleeping well these days. After their nationally televised 39-13 humiliation by the North Dakota State University Bison, many of their squad members are...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Taylor Swift (I Knew You Were Trouble) – 01/13/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Taylor Swift (I Knew You Were Trouble) – 01/13/2013

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
This weeks terrible song lyrics of the week are from Taylor Swifts song I Knew You Were Trouble.  It is from her fourth studio album, Red (2012). It was released on October 9, 2012, in the United States by Big Machine Records as...
KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?
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KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Imagination time. Late one evening I was sitting on my couch completely nude, besides my long white socks, and enjoying a nice warm cup of tea.  I was hours into reviewing quantum mechanics equations (I do this...
Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax
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Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax

January 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – World famous movie star and maverick is adamant that Scientology is not a hoax. Our affiliate Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, has some interesting new information about all this. FMO: Tojo, what’s...