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What Year Is It?  Is That The NDSU Bison Football Team On TV?
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What Year Is It? Is That The NDSU Bison Football Team On TV?

November 10th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Another weekend of NDSU football is here.  People all over the Fargo-Moorhead area are hunkering down in their warm homes to watch the NDSU Bison try and win another football game. So here you are.  You...
Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall
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Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall

November 9th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A complete idiot at the Food and Drug Administration’s Fargo branch mis-typed a recall order yesterday which resulted in dead bodies being exhumed at Riverside Cemetery in South Fargo. The dumbass, having...
Punk Rocker Booed For Not Vomiting On Stage
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Punk Rocker Booed For Not Vomiting On Stage

November 8th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local punk rock group Fist Munch was met with a flurry of boos after frontman Jason “DickRash” Regal failed to perform his customary mid-song vomit during a gig at the Aquarium last night. DickRash...
Let Me Bang Bro!
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Let Me Bang Bro!

November 7th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
It is mandatory to not wear a shirt in the Ultimate Fighter...
Romney Loses By Landslide.  Walmart To Blame.
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Romney Loses By Landslide. Walmart To Blame.

November 7th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Washington, DC – The presidential election is finally over.  Obama wins by a landslide and will continue on being President of the United States for another 4 years.  However, new reports are coming in as to why Romney...
Album Review: Chimaira/Chimaira
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Album Review: Chimaira/Chimaira

November 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Chimaira- Chimaira (2005) Chimaira’s self-titled follow up to Impossibility Of Reason is not what you’d call “picking up where the band left off” but a turn in a darker, more intense direction of...
Repetitive Phone Calls Encourage Civic Duty
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Repetitive Phone Calls Encourage Civic Duty

November 6th, 2012 | by Jill Burns
I would like to publicly give a “thumbs up” and thank those people that made the multitude of repetitive phone calls to remind me to vote. Since I have been living under a rock for about a year, I have had no...
Dishonored Xbox 360 – The FMO Review
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Dishonored Xbox 360 – The FMO Review

November 4th, 2012 | by Nick
  Developer: Arkane Studios Publisher: Bethesda Softworks Released: October 9, 2012 Platforms: Xbox 360(reviewed), PlayStation 3, PC This first person stealth action adventure game has often been summed up with “Bioshock...
List: Top 10 Things To Do At Home In Fargo During Winter
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List: Top 10 Things To Do At Home In Fargo During Winter

November 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Follow up story to the Top 10 Things To Do In Fargo During Winter.  Here is a list of things you can do in the comfort of your own home during the winter months in Fargo.   1. Plan A Kidnapping When...
Best Hurricane Sandy News Bloopers
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Best Hurricane Sandy News Bloopers

November 2nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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