VooDoo Sun Doctor To Fix Global Warming

Alice Springs, Australia – A young VooDoo priest who calls himself Legba (pronounced Leg-Ba) claims he can actually help Planet Earth with its global warming “fever”. Mr. Legba has apparently done some...

To the Conclave!! No Pope After Day 2. Come On Man!

My eyes are starting to get bloodshot.  I’ve been celebrating the religious superbowl.  The selecting of the new pope. I’ve been up since Tuesday morning anticipating the conclave and the electing of the new pope. ...

NASCAR to Implement Performance Enhancing Chemical Testing

Charlotte, NC – Our sporting era is one of constant concern and worry stemming from PED use and the speculation regarding which athlete is cheating and which isn’t. With only one out of the big 3 professional sports...

New Jersey Governor Making Fat Be Cool

Mendham, NJ – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is changing the perception of fatness. What used to be a “problem” that needed to be “corrected” is now becoming a virtue that makes a person more...

Really Interesting Tweets by Kanye West

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Carrot Top To Visit Afghanistan In Peacemaking Venture

Las Vegas, NV – Dennis “The Worm” Rodman, fresh back from his visit to North Korea, says to the press that “Kim Jong-un just wants Obama to call.” Although this saga is far from over, it teaches us...

Rambo 4 – Best Sharpshooter Headshot Blow Up Combo Ever

The question remains, is he dead...

Smiling Goats

I love goats.  So here are some smiling goats....

Smiling Little Sheep

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Downtown Fargo To Have Permanent Alcohol Checkpoints

Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be implementing a system of mandatory alcohol checkpoints to make it virtually impossible to leave the downtown area without getting sniffed by a police dog. According to the new Police...