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Flirting with Magic – Ripped but not Torn
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Flirting with Magic – Ripped but not Torn

April 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“Here’s my magic trick.  I’m not raping you.  Now I’m raping you.”...
Jimmy Kimmel Live : Have You Ever Smoked Pot?
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Jimmy Kimmel Live : Have You Ever Smoked Pot?

April 20th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Do you smoke pot?  Because of 420 day, Jimmy Kimmel takes to the streets and asked random people if they have ever smoked pot before.  See if you can get them all correct.  Enjoy!...
Zygi Wilf asks Viking fans to start thinking of new team name
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Zygi Wilf asks Viking fans to start thinking of new team name

April 18th, 2012 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN – As the twilight years of yet another Minnesota sports team near their bittersweet end, the owner of the Minnesota Vikings is keeping the lines of communication with the fan base open. Knowing that a...
Red River of Fargo Accused of Being a Complete Dickhead Again.
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Red River of Fargo Accused of Being a Complete Dickhead Again.

April 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Just when we thought the Red River of Fargo had grown up and become a more mature adult, we realize we were dead wrong.  Thanks to the recent rain, the Red River is back to being a complete dickhead again. ...
NFL Fantasy Mock Draft 2012
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NFL Fantasy Mock Draft 2012

April 17th, 2012 | by Nick
New York, NY – It’s draft season yet again in the National Football League. NFL team executives are doing their due diligence; scouting players from colleges around the nation in hopes of finding the best player to...
Local Man Depressed It’s Not Winter
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Local Man Depressed It’s Not Winter

April 16th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Phil McCrackin is a family man.  A man who enjoys the great outdoors, spending time with his kids, and cooking his family large and exquisite dinners.  He is also a happy man whom his friends say is one of...
Jason Voorhees taking this Friday the 13th off
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Jason Voorhees taking this Friday the 13th off

April 13th, 2012 | by Nick
Camp Crystal Lake, America – The Observer has learned that in a shocking turn of events today, well-known blood fiend and murder artist Jason Voorhees has decided not to stalk & slash this Friday the 13th. This news...
Bob! Where in the hell are you? Your goat is looking for you.
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Bob! Where in the hell are you? Your goat is looking for you.

April 12th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
This is an oldie but goody.  Fuckin’ Bob is nowhere to be found....
North Dakota county hopes somebody will run for prosecutor
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North Dakota county hopes somebody will run for prosecutor

April 12th, 2012 | by Nick
Cavalier, ND – Pembina county is in need of a lead prosecuting attorney. Amidst political controversy that forced the last county prosecutor out of office, the position has been left vacant for the past couple months. This...
Scheels All Sports To Turn Into Amusement Park. Will Sell Sporting Goods On The Side.
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Scheels All Sports To Turn Into Amusement Park. Will Sell Sporting Goods On The Side.

April 12th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Scheels All Sports, the Behemoth of the Midwest, will transform it’s enormous and very popular sports store in Fargo into an amusement park the FM Observer has learned.  Scheels is known for its wide...
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