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Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record
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Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record

March 15th, 2012 | by Nick
Bismarck, ND – A North Dakota state record was broken recently as a 16lb-6oz, 33-inch lake trout was hauled out of the Garrison Dam Tailrace. This disgustingly huge fish animal breaks the record held by the previous lake...
Dilworth Fire Chief says, “I’m pretty sure it’s totaled.”
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Dilworth Fire Chief says, “I’m pretty sure it’s totaled.”

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Let me show you somethin! Dilworth, MN – A home being constructed in northeast Dilworth caught on fire this morning.  Workers on site reported the fire and thankfully nobody was hurt.  “I’m pretty sure...
No Patch No Party
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No Patch No Party

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“There will absolutely be no strippers here.” Williston, ND – Truck driver turned self made pimp party promoter Troy McKinley has come under fire recently.  Troy McKinley has been promoting and even selling...
Remodeling Hector International Airport
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Remodeling Hector International Airport

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“I haven’t seen a plane in 4 years.” Fargo, ND – Fargo North Dakota’s one and only Hector International Airport is undergoing a significant remodeling project.  The former Barnstormer Restaurant...
Area Teenager Denied Access to Family Vehicle
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Area Teenager Denied Access to Family Vehicle

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Juvenile doesn’t get what he wants West Fargo, ND – An area teen became visibly flustered today as a request to borrow the family vehicle was swiftly shot down by the Man of the House.  Carson Hendrickson, 16, of...
Record Temps Spreading Fear Throughout Area
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Record Temps Spreading Fear Throughout Area

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
As North Dakota temperatures reach record highs, many fear for their lives Fargo, ND – The month of March has proven already to be one of the scariest winter months on record for our region. With temperatures in the state...
“Piece of Crap” Recreational Vehicle Thrives in Western North Dakota Oil Boom
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“Piece of Crap” Recreational Vehicle Thrives in Western North Dakota Oil Boom

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
A janky Western North Dakota RV revels in the demand for affordable housing Williston, ND – The milking of Western North Dakota’s oil reserves continues to flourish, bringing financial prosperity to the area. However,...
Former F-M Area City Planner Taking It In the Face Over Sexual Innuendo
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Former F-M Area City Planner Taking It In the Face Over Sexual Innuendo

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
The names of cities and towns in this area have fallen under heavy scrutiny. Fargo, ND – As the population of our area continues to grow, more prominent figures have taken notice of the rampant perversion of its city...
Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop
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Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Dumb ass immediately arrested after walk up drug sale attempt Fargo, ND – An Otsego, MN man was arrested last night after propositioning a cocaine deal to what was quite obviously an off-duty cop. The lieutenant wore street...
Josh Duhamel Lobbying to Purchase and Move City of Minot, ND
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Josh Duhamel Lobbying to Purchase and Move City of Minot, ND

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
With much fame and fortune earned, Josh Duhamel reaches out to his home town. Minot, ND – Hometown kid-turned Hollywood celebrity Josh Duhamel is reaching out to his hometown in the best way he knows how. Mr. Duhamel has...
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