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North Dakota to propose changing state name to FUN DAKOTA
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North Dakota to propose changing state name to FUN DAKOTA

January 30th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Here we go again. It’s the time of the year in which our great state fights the never-ending battle with boredom and exclusion. The time of year when a sheer blanket of cold will envelop our region,...
How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events
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How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events

January 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events.   Below are some of the obvious factors:   – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...
Crazed Gun Owners Planning Government Takeover Defense Strategy
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Crazed Gun Owners Planning Government Takeover Defense Strategy

January 28th, 2013 | by Nick
Birmingham, AL – Deranged gun zealots across the nation are banding together in a show of defiance over the Obama administration’s looming gun law initiatives. A gun guy in Alabama is leading the charge by launching...
LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!
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LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!

January 24th, 2013 | by Nick
As i’m sure everyone is aware, the two head coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh will be leading their respective teams against each other in the Super Bowl this February 3rd. They have been a competitive pair of...
Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$
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Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$

January 23rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
(Ask your financial questions in the comment section below for Dr. Finance to answer!) Mrs. Blanch Gladstone asks: Our home is worth less than what we owe on it. What can we do? Dr. Finance responds: Dear Blanch, this is a very...
Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation
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Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation

January 21st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...
Boeing 787 Is (Almost) A Dream Machine
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Boeing 787 Is (Almost) A Dream Machine

January 20th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Except for a few minor glitches, the new Boeing 787 Dreamliner could be the most ultra-modern and problem-free passenger airplane ever assembled by union hands. The limited list of petty problems that have popped up so far...
Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf.  His Story.
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Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf. His Story.

January 17th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Storm Gandolf, according to the media, was supposed to be a storm apocalypse.  Those two words “storm apocalypse’ are what sprung me into action.  I wasn’t going to sit by and watch my fellow...
Local cops prepared in case Obama takes guns
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Local cops prepared in case Obama takes guns

January 16th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Police departments across our F-M area are taking initiative in case Obama uses executive order to “control” the nation’s guns. Local law enforcement agencies are preparing their officers for...
Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married
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Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married

January 15th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A couple of gay Love Donkeys will soon “tie the knot” at the local zoo. It’s believed to be the first known pair of gay Love Donkeys in captivity to be married within the confines of a zoo-type...