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Local
January 28th, 2013 | by
Bill BurnsA number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events. Below are some of the obvious factors: – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...
National
January 28th, 2013 | by
NickBirmingham, AL – Deranged gun zealots across the nation are banding together in a show of defiance over the Obama administration’s looming gun law initiatives. A gun guy in Alabama is leading the charge by launching...
NFL
January 24th, 2013 | by
NickAs i’m sure everyone is aware, the two head coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh will be leading their respective teams against each other in the Super Bowl this February 3rd. They have been a competitive pair of...
Editorial
January 23rd, 2013 | by
Johnnny(Ask your financial questions in the comment section below for Dr. Finance to answer!) Mrs. Blanch Gladstone asks: Our home is worth less than what we owe on it. What can we do? Dr. Finance responds: Dear Blanch, this is a very...
Local
January 21st, 2013 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...
National
January 20th, 2013 | by
JohnnnyExcept for a few minor glitches, the new Boeing 787 Dreamliner could be the most ultra-modern and problem-free passenger airplane ever assembled by union hands. The limited list of petty problems that have popped up so far...
Local
January 17th, 2013 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – Storm Gandolf, according to the media, was supposed to be a storm apocalypse. Those two words “storm apocalypse’ are what sprung me into action. I wasn’t going to sit by and watch my fellow...
Local
January 16th, 2013 | by
NickFargo, ND – Police departments across our F-M area are taking initiative in case Obama uses executive order to “control” the nation’s guns. Local law enforcement agencies are preparing their officers for...
Entertainment
January 15th, 2013 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – A couple of gay Love Donkeys will soon “tie the knot” at the local zoo. It’s believed to be the first known pair of gay Love Donkeys in captivity to be married within the confines of a zoo-type...
National
January 14th, 2013 | by
NickLas Vegas, NV – One of the big reveals at last week’s Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas was a revolutionary new smartphone device. The device is considered an application as it works in conjunction with the iPhone to...