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North Dakota, USA – In what many in the geography community have called a desperate attempt at coolness, Canada, our gracious neighbors to the north, made a pitiful request to the USA to secede North Dakota & add it to...
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Fargo, ND – The filthy remnants of a cleanup week trash pile containing an unknown quantity of Super AIDS is believed to be the cause of the rampant Super AIDS epidemic here in Fargo. Due to environmental concerns, a...
Local
May 9th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – It is Clean Up week around the Fargo-Moorhead area or the Scavengers Super Bowl other people call it. This week, thousands of people will throw various filthy piles of shit they have been hording in their house...
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May 8th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – At around 12 a.m. Saturday evening, police were called to a home on N Broadway Dr & 20th Ave N with reports of a hostage situation. Police arrived on scene to find a man holding his girlfriend hostage...
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May 4th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFergus Falls, MN – Jesus who currently is parading around as a 43 year-old named Matthew Swanson, was arrested for disorderly conduct Wednesday afternoon while mowing the lawn in a loin cloth. It is believed that the...
National
Los Angeles, CA – During a routine check-up at the local OBGYN, excavators discovered a lifeless unborn fetus stuck inside famously inseminated degenerate Nadya Suleman, also known as Octomom. A visit to the gyno is no...
National
May 3rd, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsPalo Alto, California – Facebook this week has released a new organ harvesting application. This new facebook application was announced Tuesday by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg as a way to harvest users organs and sell...
Local
May 1st, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsNew Salem, ND- At around 8:30 a.m. this morning, a SUV carrying a family of 4 struck a horse buggy on Co Rd 139. The family from New York were on vacation and merrily on their way to New Salem, North Dakota to visit...
Local
April 30th, 2012 | by
NickWest Fargo, ND – A local man is suing the makers of Red Bull® energy drink, claiming the product produced “uncomfortable and disproportionate feathery growths” sprouting from underneath both shoulder blades....
The Lounge
April 27th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsYes. This is for real. I don’t know about workouts but these make for some awesome dance moves....
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