How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events

A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events.   Below are some of the obvious factors:   – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...

Crazed Gun Owners Planning Government Takeover Defense Strategy

Birmingham, AL – Deranged gun zealots across the nation are banding together in a show of defiance over the Obama administration’s looming gun law initiatives. A gun guy in Alabama is leading the charge by launching...

LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!

As i’m sure everyone is aware, the two head coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh will be leading their respective teams against each other in the Super Bowl this February 3rd. They have been a competitive pair of...

Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$

(Ask your financial questions in the comment section below for Dr. Finance to answer!) Mrs. Blanch Gladstone asks: Our home is worth less than what we owe on it. What can we do? Dr. Finance responds: Dear Blanch, this is a very...

Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation

Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...

Boeing 787 Is (Almost) A Dream Machine

Except for a few minor glitches, the new Boeing 787 Dreamliner could be the most ultra-modern and problem-free passenger airplane ever assembled by union hands. The limited list of petty problems that have popped up so far...

Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf. His Story.

Fargo, ND – Storm Gandolf, according to the media, was supposed to be a storm apocalypse.  Those two words “storm apocalypse’ are what sprung me into action.  I wasn’t going to sit by and watch my fellow...

Local cops prepared in case Obama takes guns

Fargo, ND – Police departments across our F-M area are taking initiative in case Obama uses executive order to “control” the nation’s guns. Local law enforcement agencies are preparing their officers for...

Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married

Fargo, ND – A couple of gay Love Donkeys will soon “tie the knot” at the local zoo. It’s believed to be the first known pair of gay Love Donkeys in captivity to be married within the confines of a zoo-type...

New device streamlines ignoring calls and texts

Las Vegas, NV – One of the big reveals at last week’s Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas was a revolutionary new smartphone device. The device is considered an application as it works in conjunction with the iPhone to...