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Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax
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Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax

January 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – World famous movie star and maverick is adamant that Scientology is not a hoax. Our affiliate Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, has some interesting new information about all this. FMO: Tojo, what’s...
Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas
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Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas

January 4th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – On the horizon lays North Dakota State’s attempt at an FCS championship three-peat. Thousands of Bison fans have flocked to Frisco Texas the past few days via trains, plains, automobiles, boats,...
Cat Receiving Monthly Social Security Checks
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Cat Receiving Monthly Social Security Checks

January 3rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Missoula, MT – Cat owner was “surprised as hell” when her young cat started receiving a monthly social security check. What started out as an apparent system glitch has compounded itself into some nice...
Government Takes More Money Out of My Paycheck and Why I’m Celebrating
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Government Takes More Money Out of My Paycheck and Why I’m Celebrating

January 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
My paycheck is about to take a hit in the year 2013.  The fiscal cliff deal finally went through.  What does that mean?  Well, there are a lot of things but the one thing that effects me is the extra money that will be taken...
Young Local Chess Master Has Big Plans
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Young Local Chess Master Has Big Plans

January 2nd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A young local chess prodigy wants all home-schooled children to form teams. Cooper Sterling has been a chess master since age six. He claims that being home-schooled really allowed him to excel in areas of...
Hilarious Mike Goldberg Quotes
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Hilarious Mike Goldberg Quotes

January 1st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
UFC 155 just wasn’t the same without the great Mike Goldberg commentating alongside Joe Rogan this weekend.  Apparently he had to take sometime off and rest at home due to an illness.The UFC is not sure when Mike Goldberg...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Flo Rida (I Cry) – 01/06/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Flo Rida (I Cry) – 01/06/2013

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
This isn’t the first time I’ve read some song lyrics and it left me completely speechless, confused, and scared at the same time. This weeks Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week are from the Artist named Flo Rida (because...
Official FM Observer Pimp Cup
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Official FM Observer Pimp Cup

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Ladies and gentlemen, lay your eyes on the official FM Observer Pimp Cup.  It’s a cup.  It’s a shaker.  It’s even a flashlight.  If you run out of bullets, use the ones that are fashioned around the base of...
Death Metal Band Name Ideas #2
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Death Metal Band Name Ideas #2

December 29th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
My first post of death metal band name ideas was so helpful, I’m providing my services yet again.  Below is post #2 of death metal band name ideas.  Again, please thank Bill Burns or the FM Observer if you use any of the...
Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.
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Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.

December 28th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The magic of love and commitment can be had anywhere.  That anywhere happened to be the Northern Gentlemen’s club located in Fargo, North Dakota this past Thursday. Amongst the smell of fish, piss,...