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Vikings bench Ponder, replace him with broomstick
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Vikings bench Ponder, replace him with broomstick

December 13th, 2012 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN – There is much rejoicing to be done today as the Minnesota Vikings coaching staff has finally pulled the plug on the Ponder experiment. Head Coach Leslie Frazier: “Ponder was a guy who we thought...
Death Metal Band Name Ideas
Entertainment
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Death Metal Band Name Ideas

December 11th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
In an effort to help out any new death metal bands around the area struggling to think of a name for their band, I’ve included some death metal band names you may use below. Please give fmobserver.com credit if you end up...
Christmas Ballsack Ornament
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Christmas Ballsack Ornament

December 11th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
London – A London ad agency and orchid, a testicular cancer organization, have teamed up to to offer “Bauballs.” You may check out their website here. Decorate your tree with some festive bravado and help a good...
Pimp Academy opening in downtown Fargo
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Pimp Academy opening in downtown Fargo

December 11th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A young, flashy entrepreneur is bringing his tacky-yet-unapologetic business local. Ricky Duffman, CFO of Vandelay Industries, (the developer of a very lucrative smartphone app) has taken to the streets of...
UFC match delayed due to limb entanglement
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UFC match delayed due to limb entanglement

December 9th, 2012 | by Nick
Seattle, WA – An Ultimate Fighting Championship battle between Mike Swick and Matt Brown suffered a slight delay last night due to limb entanglement. Swick and Brown became engaged in a floor grapple in which both...
Baby Duck Swimming In Sink
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Baby Duck Swimming In Sink

December 7th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Driving Dog Gets First Canine Speeding Ticket
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Driving Dog Gets First Canine Speeding Ticket

December 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Auckland, New Zealand – Monty, the now famous car-driving schnauzer, has netted his first official moving violation since picking up a doggy driver’s license. Monty was popped going 35 in a 25 KM/hour zone just...
DECEMBER 2012 EVENT CALENDAR: What’s happening in December
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DECEMBER 2012 EVENT CALENDAR: What’s happening in December

December 4th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Here is a list of F-M Observer sponsored events and happenings taking place in the area this December. Saturday, December 8th: MOVEMBER MUSTACHE CONTEST: DON’T SHAVE YET! SHOW OFF YOUR CHARITY-INSPIRED...
No I’m Not Coming To Your Herbalife Party
Editorial
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No I’m Not Coming To Your Herbalife Party

December 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND –  You’ve probably heard of this company called Herbalife before.  Either through your friends or your friends’ friends, and not by choice.  Herbalife is a multi-level marketing company and pyramid...
Alleged unicorn lair found in North Korea
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Alleged unicorn lair found in North Korea

December 1st, 2012 | by Nick
Pyongyang, North Korea – I believed it the entire time. I never gave up hope that they were real, and now, we can finally put the speculation to rest. The unicorn exists! Proof that the one-horned, white horse of mythical...