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Best Hurricane Sandy News Bloopers
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Best Hurricane Sandy News Bloopers

November 2nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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List: Top 10 Things to Do In Fargo During Winter
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List: Top 10 Things to Do In Fargo During Winter

November 1st, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Guess what? Acutally, don’t bother guessing. We all know because we all dread it. That’s right–winter’s here! You can literally feel your guts seize up each time you step outside. Temps...
Block 6 Building Reportedly Haunted
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Block 6 Building Reportedly Haunted

October 31st, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Reports have been flying in regarding spiritual activity occurring at 620 Main Avenue, the first location of the old Delendrecies department store in Fargo. The building, which was built in 1894 by Canadian...
Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins
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Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins

October 31st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Pumpkins missing from your front door step?  West Fargo Police finally have an answer for you. Early this morning, a West Fargo man was arrested for having sexy time with pumpkins all over the West Fargo...
November 2012 EVENT CALENDAR: What’s Happening in November
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November 2012 EVENT CALENDAR: What’s Happening in November

October 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Here is a list of F-M Observer sponsored events and happenings taking place in the area this November. Saturday, November 3: PSYCHOGRAPHY: JOIN THE F-M GYPSY COALITION AS THEY LEAD YOU ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE...
Where Are They Now: Wheel of Fortune Big Winner Ken Noisewater
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Where Are They Now: Wheel of Fortune Big Winner Ken Noisewater

October 24th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – $25,000. Could that dollar amount change your life? I’m willing to bet it could (even after taxes). Kenneth Noisewater landed a shot at fortune and fame; the type that could only be earned along side big...
The Fargo DMV Is In A Terrible Location
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The Fargo DMV Is In A Terrible Location

October 23rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The DMV is the last place one wants to be…..ever.  I’d rather be swimming in pig shit than be waiting in line at the dmv.  If having to enter the gates of hell dmv didn’t make your life...
Child Moves Out After 28 Years–In the Womb!
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Child Moves Out After 28 Years–In the Womb!

October 23rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – In a story that has the scientific community completely baffled, Gary “Gum Gum” Jackson, a full-grown 28 year old man, decided to finally move out of his mothers womb. It’s been 28 long,...
West Fargo High School Principal to Step Down and Pursue River Dancing Career
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West Fargo High School Principal to Step Down and Pursue River Dancing Career

October 22nd, 2012 | by Cody Marthaller
West Fargo, ND – Gary Clark has been a member of the West Fargo school administration for a number of years now.  Soon this will come to an end as Gary Clark will step down to pursue his river dancing career. For years,...
Fargo Pedophiles Feeling Left Out This Halloween Season
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Fargo Pedophiles Feeling Left Out This Halloween Season

October 11th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
It’s a somber, sad, and gloomy month for area pedophiles as Halloween is around the corner. Lately, you can see all their vans parked lonesomely in the shadows. The beautiful month of October is upon us. Vivid colors of...