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WNBA game suspended after ball gets stuck between rim and backboard
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WNBA game suspended after ball gets stuck between rim and backboard

September 29th, 2012 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN – A recent professional Women’s National Basketball Association game between the Minnesota Lynx and the Atlanta Dream suffered a stoppage in play after the ball became lodged between the rim and the...
Topless PETA mermaids protest fish murder
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Topless PETA mermaids protest fish murder

September 27th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – This afternoon in downtown Fargo, two fearless PETA ladies dressed up as mermaids in the name of fish preservation. The Observer is glad to know that the dead geographical center of the North American continent...
Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame
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Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame

September 24th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
  Moorhead, MN – Earlier this month, a man was arrested for assault and sexual assault for attacking a woman in downtown Moorhead. Richard Haaland, age 46, was arrested at his home after a video near the crime scene...
Workout Guy!
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Workout Guy!

September 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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Cutler Brings A-Game In Loss to Packers
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Cutler Brings A-Game In Loss to Packers

September 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Green Bay, WI – Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler played competely out of his mind football last night against the Green Bay Packers. Many are calling this performance “vintage Cutler” as he gunslang a total...
Collective Soul Cat
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Collective Soul Cat

September 13th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Here is a cat singing along with Collective...
Hobo President Frank Donovan Kicks Off Re-election Campaign
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Hobo President Frank Donovan Kicks Off Re-election Campaign

September 10th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Commander-In-Chief of Fargo’s underground homeless community is making a strong push for re-election this November. Frank Donovan, or “Hobo Frank” as he is more affectionately known, is...
West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately
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West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately

September 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Concerned West Fargo citizens held a town hall meeting last week that created enough concern, the West Fargo Police Department will implement a new bike lane law EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. Tim (The Toxic Ninja)...
ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot
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ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot

August 30th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Taking inspiration from the 3 wise men (Jim, Jack, Jose) and the movie Anchorman (in which news teams do battle with weapons in a back-alley), a handful of drunks at the Motel 6 in Fargo went at it last night in...
NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far
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NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far

August 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Pasadena, CA – Mission control for the worldly popular Curiosity on Mars excursion has released a preliminary report of the rover’s findings. These highly unclassified and somewhat opinionated documents provide detail...