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Local
April 9th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – Since April, many birds have started their seasonal migration back to the Fargo-Moorhead area. One of the those birds is a peregrine falcon named Miracle. Since 2008, Miracle and her mate Dakota Ace have...
National
April 6th, 2012 | by
NickLos Angeles, CA – World-renowned pop music singer and diva Madonna was recently asked in an interview about the satisfaction and comfort of her penis arm implants: “I absolutely love them. They fit me so well. They...
Editorial
April 5th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – The ever so popular Instagram iPhone application popular among dirty hipsters and dumb fucks in general, was released for Android a couple days ago. In case you didn’t know how much I love Instagram, you...
Local
April 5th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – You can tell spring is finally here as seen by the boners casually sticking out of men’s shorts or the increase of car crashes across the Fargo-Moorhead area. Fargo-Moorhead has seen a dramatic increase...
The Lounge
April 4th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsI think this guy pretty much represents the majority of mentally unstable managers in this world that we all have to deal with on a regular basis....
Local
April 3rd, 2012 | by
NickFargo, ND – The dawn of spring is upon us in North Dakota. This is a welcome change to the region, but with one humongous downside: ROAD CONSTRUCTION. The ugly orange beast is making his presence felt in a major way this...
Local
April 3rd, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsMoorhead, MN – As I walked into the library, the cool air with a tint of old book smell hit my nose. It reminded me of my young days in elementary school. Looking around I could see piles of books stacked up around...
Pictures
April 2nd, 2012 | by
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Editorial
March 30th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsFargo, ND – So you got something you want to get rid of or sell eh? These days, with the internet, it is so much easier to sell or get rid of something then it ever has before. Everyone has a camera, every phone has...
The Lounge
March 30th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsSloth minding his own business. Hell it probably took him days to get to that spot. Then out of nowhere, he is flying through the air and across the street. Complete mind fuck for the sloth....