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March 15th, 2012 | by
NickBismarck, ND – A North Dakota state record was broken recently as a 16lb-6oz, 33-inch lake trout was hauled out of the Garrison Dam Tailrace. This disgustingly huge fish animal breaks the record held by the previous lake...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill BurnsLet me show you somethin! Dilworth, MN – A home being constructed in northeast Dilworth caught on fire this morning. Workers on site reported the fire and thankfully nobody was hurt. “I’m pretty sure...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns“There will absolutely be no strippers here.” Williston, ND – Truck driver turned self made pimp party promoter Troy McKinley has come under fire recently. Troy McKinley has been promoting and even selling...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns“I haven’t seen a plane in 4 years.” Fargo, ND – Fargo North Dakota’s one and only Hector International Airport is undergoing a significant remodeling project. The former Barnstormer Restaurant...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
NickJuvenile doesn’t get what he wants West Fargo, ND – An area teen became visibly flustered today as a request to borrow the family vehicle was swiftly shot down by the Man of the House. Carson Hendrickson, 16, of...
News
March 14th, 2012 | by
NickAs North Dakota temperatures reach record highs, many fear for their lives Fargo, ND – The month of March has proven already to be one of the scariest winter months on record for our region. With temperatures in the state...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
NickA janky Western North Dakota RV revels in the demand for affordable housing Williston, ND – The milking of Western North Dakota’s oil reserves continues to flourish, bringing financial prosperity to the area. However,...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
NickThe names of cities and towns in this area have fallen under heavy scrutiny. Fargo, ND – As the population of our area continues to grow, more prominent figures have taken notice of the rampant perversion of its city...
Local
March 14th, 2012 | by
NickDumb ass immediately arrested after walk up drug sale attempt Fargo, ND – An Otsego, MN man was arrested last night after propositioning a cocaine deal to what was quite obviously an off-duty cop. The lieutenant wore street...
National
March 14th, 2012 | by
NickWith much fame and fortune earned, Josh Duhamel reaches out to his home town. Minot, ND – Hometown kid-turned Hollywood celebrity Josh Duhamel is reaching out to his hometown in the best way he knows how. Mr. Duhamel has...