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FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After
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FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After

April 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – With wedding season just around the coroner, your FM Observer is offering free marriage counseling advice to those who seek to soon enter the gates of matrimonial blissful harmony. FMO’s ABCs For A...
In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon
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In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon

April 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Zumbrota, MN – Cleverly being introduced on Humpday, the U.S. Military is proud to unveil one of its newest weapons to be used in conquering the world. It is called the Zumbooruk which is a cannon shot from the back of a...
Fargo Singing Group To Perform On Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show
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Fargo Singing Group To Perform On Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show

April 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A very popular singing group from Fargo called Six Jumpy Biscuits will soon be performing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Mr. Fallon discovered the group by accident when he literally ran them over with...
Trump To Use LGBTQ To Make America Great Again
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Trump To Use LGBTQ To Make America Great Again

April 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lazear, CO – In an effort to keep his promise to make American great again, President Trump will be using the LGBTQ for military weapons testing. As we all know, L.G.B.T.Q. stands for Laser Guided Bomb Testing Quadrants....
Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints
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Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints

April 20th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Via a confidentially anonymous series of trusted fake news sources, the Observer has learned that area police will be staging 420 “420 checkpoints” around the region today. Four hundred and...
Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk
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Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk

April 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...
Gmail Now Permitting Use Of Emoji In New Email Addresses
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Gmail Now Permitting Use Of Emoji In New Email Addresses

April 18th, 2017 | by Nick
Palo Alto, CA – Great news this day for emoji fans and horrifying news for emoji haters. That little smileyface icon you’ve fallen in love with using in messages has taken one step closer to formally joining the...
Man Hit By Train In Stable Condition While Recovering At The Morgue
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Man Hit By Train In Stable Condition While Recovering At The Morgue

April 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Police report that a man was hit by a train in Moorhead early this morning. Officer Tarin Starck believes that 1. either the man did not know where he was walking, or 2. he knew but did not know a train was...
FMO Hiring Day Will Be A Week From Next Month
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FMO Hiring Day Will Be A Week From Next Month

April 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Yes, once again it’s almost Hiring Day at the FM Observer! Because we’ve lost some impotent associates during this last hectically wonderful year, we’ll be looking to fill some key...
Fargo Bar Fight Begins After Man Asks Another To Borrow His Toogit
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Fargo Bar Fight Begins After Man Asks Another To Borrow His Toogit

April 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what could have been because of a possible misunderstanding, a bar fight broke out last night in a downtown Fargo bar after one man seemingly innocently asked a stranger if he could borrow the other...