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Top Ten Things To Do In The Fargo-Moorhead Area This Weekend!
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Top Ten Things To Do In The Fargo-Moorhead Area This Weekend!

July 25th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Are you looking for something fun, new, and different to do this weekend? Would you like to be where the happening action is at? Well, once again you’ve come to the right place! Based on our latest...
​Wealthy Benefactor Offers Conditional Money For Two Red River Valley Counties
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​Wealthy Benefactor Offers Conditional Money For Two Red River Valley Counties

July 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Las Vegas, NV – King Poladian Cordeiro of Cyprus has announced a conditional offering of very large sums of money for two lucky counties in the Red River Valley of the North. King Cordeiro of Cyprus is offering Cass County...
Try Some Radioactive Soup For What Ails You
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Try Some Radioactive Soup For What Ails You

July 21st, 2019 | by Johnnny
​Are you wanting to jazz up your diet? Do you need more energy to charge your batteries? Would you like to consume more soup? Dr. Audie Porta-Visco who specializes in radioactive foods suggests that you make some radioactive...
Famous Rock Band ‘Autopsia’ Is Coming To Fargo; Tickets Selling Madly
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Famous Rock Band ‘Autopsia’ Is Coming To Fargo; Tickets Selling Madly

July 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – Another excessively huge concert is just about to be announced for Fargo, North Dakotah! Autopsia will be performing some of their greatest mega-hits, including: Coffee and Cremation, Dead Upon Arrival, Peace...
Expert Now Believes Universe Began And Will Also End With A Big Bang
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Expert Now Believes Universe Began And Will Also End With A Big Bang

July 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Bangor, Maine – Dr. Gabbin Fingal now has good reason to believe that the universe will end just like it began. Dr. Fingal’s highly scientific model of the universe has repeatedly shown that the original Big Bang of...
Burp McGuire Explains The Difference Between A Horse, Donkey, Mule, And Jackass
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Burp McGuire Explains The Difference Between A Horse, Donkey, Mule, And Jackass

July 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our very own Burp McGuire answers a good question from one of our faithful readers. Tammy LaConk asks: Dear Burp, what is the difference between a horse, a donkey, a mule, a jackass and a zebra? Burp: Dear...
Fargo Getting Positive Response From Students About Year-Round Schooling
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Fargo Getting Positive Response From Students About Year-Round Schooling

July 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Gone are the good old days of School’s Out For Summer! Students of all ages in the Fargo school system will soon have the pleasure of year-round schooling. School Board members are patting themselves on...
Moorhead Man Who Was Attacked By A Mourning Dove Is Expected To Survive
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Moorhead Man Who Was Attacked By A Mourning Dove Is Expected To Survive

July 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Mr. Nevin Goodrum, who was peacefully sitting in his backyard, decided to call to the mourning dove that was sitting up in his tree by blowing into his cupped hands. After a few near-perfect calls, Mr....
Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)
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Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)

July 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be invaded by thousands of clowns from across the country. Many clowns will be descending on Clowntown Fargo because it’s the next site of the annual national Clown Parade. Despite...
Tree Toppled By Storm’s Strong Winds Damages Home Which Owner Fixes Using Only Duct Tape
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Tree Toppled By Storm’s Strong Winds Damages Home Which Owner Fixes Using Only Duct Tape

July 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The home of Dr. Devito Petalcu was heavily damaged this past weekend when a hurricane-force gust knocked down a very large tree onto his family’s house. Not wanting to wait for help to arrive, the Petalcu...