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Nursing Home Residents Shocked When Told They Must Run The Full Fargo Marathon
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Nursing Home Residents Shocked When Told They Must Run The Full Fargo Marathon

May 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You can imagine the surprised shock when one of Fargo’s larger nursing homes told all of its residents that they each must run the full Fargo Marathon. “Well, it just doesn’t make any sense!...
Fargo Approves Funding For “Perv Park” Where Area Pervs Can Gather
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Fargo Approves Funding For “Perv Park” Where Area Pervs Can Gather

May 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A somewhat controversial decision by the Fargo Park Authority is raising a few eyebrows. Funding has recently been granted to create a so–called Perv Park. This would be an area explicitly for local pervs...
Mind Expansion Seminars Can Help You Reach Beyond Your Full Potential!
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Mind Expansion Seminars Can Help You Reach Beyond Your Full Potential!

May 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Have you been thinking that up until now you have not been using the full power of your mind? Do you sometimes wonder how much brain power is actually under the hood of your head? The FM Observer is proud...
Emperor Penguin Elected President Of Antarctica
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Emperor Penguin Elected President Of Antarctica

May 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
South Pole, Antarctica – History has once again been made as the southern-most continent has elected its first penguin president. Skipper Kowalski along with his wife Frieda will be moving into the presidential ice palace...
Hawaiian Officials Warning People That Hot Lava Is Very Hot
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Hawaiian Officials Warning People That Hot Lava Is Very Hot

May 8th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hawaii, HI – Governmental leaders are trying to remind residents and visitors on Hawaii’s Big Island that hot lava is nothing with which to play around. “Even though it looks so mesmerizingly beautiful, please...
Controlled Burn That Got Out Of Control Now 50% Contained
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Controlled Burn That Got Out Of Control Now 50% Contained

May 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Burnstad, ND – Highly trained governmental environmental workers trying to do a controlled burn helplessly watched it suddenly get out of control when winds began to gust up out of nowhere. “Yeah, no, what began as...
Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe
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Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe

May 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Robert Mueller, the very special counsel appointed to investigate any and all possible links and/or coordination between the Russian government and the Donald Trump campaign is promising to leave no stones...
New UND Mascot Needs A Name!
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New UND Mascot Needs A Name!

May 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...
Kitchen Remodeling Company Creating Questionably Satisfied Customers
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Kitchen Remodeling Company Creating Questionably Satisfied Customers

May 3rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – OK Remodeling Company has proudly been trying to remodel kitchens in the area for years. They maybe sometimes miss the mark but at least they try hard and work till the job is supposedly done. What do clients...
Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks
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Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks

May 2nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...