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Fargo Man Who Dreams He Was On A Cruise Ship Wakes Up With Corona Virus
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Fargo Man Who Dreams He Was On A Cruise Ship Wakes Up With Corona Virus

March 6th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – While sleeping soundly in his Fargo home, a man who had a dream of being on a cruise ship woke up testing positive for the Corona Virus. After deciding to self-quarantine in his bedroom, the man fell back asleep...
Moorhead Man Willing To Part With N95 Filtration Masks For $100 Each
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Moorhead Man Willing To Part With N95 Filtration Masks For $100 Each

March 5th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A Moorhead man who has stockpiled literally thousands of the much-demanded N95 facial masks is now selling them for $100 each. Mark Rhoades says that as a favor to the community, he is graciously willing to...
Survey Asks: Do We Really Need Domesticated Cats?
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Survey Asks: Do We Really Need Domesticated Cats?

March 2nd, 2020 | by Johnnny
Catalina, Arizona – We recently surveyed less than a million people asking about cats as pets. The overall consensus from our expensive and extensive survey was that domesticated cats have now become obsolete. Case in...
Leap Day Was Begun As An Extra Day To Do Something New Or Different
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Leap Day Was Begun As An Extra Day To Do Something New Or Different

February 29th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Leapwood, TN – Leap Day was started by a man named John Leap from Tennessee. Mister Leap believed that every four years people needed one extra day to do something different. Whether it be rearranging your furniture,...
Learn How To Learn How To Properly Vape By Attending Beginner Vaping Classes
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Learn How To Learn How To Properly Vape By Attending Beginner Vaping Classes

February 27th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Now that vaping is considered one of the healthiest things you can do, classes are being offered on how to vape in order to achieve all the benefits that vaping offers. Dr. Grav Polisoto will be teaching...
The New Measure Of Health Is Pounds Per Vertical Foot
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The New Measure Of Health Is Pounds Per Vertical Foot

February 25th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Footville, Wisconsin – Experts have come up with a new and easy way to determine one’s general overall health. Pounds per vertical foot is the new way to measure and judge how near or far a person is from the ideal...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus

February 24th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Atlanta, GA – The Trump Administration is wisely asking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for assistance in fighting the Corona Virus War. President Trump is personally calling upon the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Team to...
West Fargo Couple Dies In Car While Waiting For Traffic Light To Turn Green
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West Fargo Couple Dies In Car While Waiting For Traffic Light To Turn Green

February 18th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In a stunningly slow turn of events, an older West Fargo couple died while waiting for a red light to turn green. Leth and Helt Ringgold had pulled up to a red traffic light which recently had been having...
Executive Directors Named For Fargo’s New Combo Church/Hospital
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Executive Directors Named For Fargo’s New Combo Church/Hospital

February 14th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The new Amen Church Hospital has named Peter and Paul Christianson as executive directors as the project moves forward toward final fruition. The Amen Church Hospital will be the first of its kind in the nation:...
Joaquin Phoenix’s “Cries Of Anguish” Wins The Oscar For Best Picture
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Joaquin Phoenix’s “Cries Of Anguish” Wins The Oscar For Best Picture

February 13th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – As expected, Joaquin Phoenix’s movie Cries Of Anguish won the Academy Award for Best Picture. Cries Of Anguish is a wonderful movie about cows being artificially inseminated. Then, the cow babies are...