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West Fargo Runners Admit To Drinking Mt. Dew Before Running 3-Minute Mile
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West Fargo Runners Admit To Drinking Mt. Dew Before Running 3-Minute Mile

August 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – After two West Fargo athletes broke the three-minute mile barrier, they both admitted to cheating by drinking a couple Mountain Dews prior to their record-breaking race. Zippy Blistad and Flasher Perkins...
Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency
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Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency

August 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Meltonville, Iowa – Due to increasingly increasing high and low temperatures throughout the Upper Midwest region, unmelted ice is beginning to become the new currency in this post-Global Warming economy. Based on his own...
Man Mails Himself To Vacation Destination In A Cardboard Box
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Man Mails Himself To Vacation Destination In A Cardboard Box

August 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Box Elder, SD – Rather than pay exorbitant airfare prices for seats that are getting smaller by the day, one South Dakota man had a creative and relatively inexpensive way of getting himself to Puerto Vallarta. Declan...
Fargo Realtor Being Sued For Calling Bedroom #1 The ‘Master Bedroom’
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Fargo Realtor Being Sued For Calling Bedroom #1 The ‘Master Bedroom’

July 31st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A top realtor in Fargo is being sued for a million dollars for insensitively referring to what should now be called Bedroom #1 as the “Master Bedroom”. Lavinia Gamba, founder of Gamba Realty, is...
Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map
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Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map

July 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Centralia, North Dakota – Where there once stood a vibrant little North Dakota town called Centralia, there is now nothing. “It’s like the town never even existed,” noted one stunned observer who drove by...
Fargo’s Dr. Svinkhaus Believes That Black Holes Matter
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Fargo’s Dr. Svinkhaus Believes That Black Holes Matter

July 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Dr. Hector Svinkhaus who is internationally known for his work in radioactivity, particularly AM/FM, is now a possible candidate to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his breakthrough study of black holes....
Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States
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Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States

July 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Dover, Delaware – The entire state of Delaware has somehow broken off from the North American mainland just like an iceberg. Delaware, along with everyone on it, is now adrift out in the cold Atlantic Ocean. There are some...
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Trump Administration Considering Travel Enforcement To New Arctic Iceberg

July 17th, 2017 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Last week, in the thrall of a red-hot northern hemisphere summer, the shockingly brittle Larsen C Ice Shelf buckled under the pressure and shed a few trillion tons of unneeded weight. This signifies a huge...
World Famous Jazz Monkey Set To Wow Fargo Jazz Aficionados
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World Famous Jazz Monkey Set To Wow Fargo Jazz Aficionados

July 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you are a major jazz aficionado like we are, you are in for a real treat when Thelonius Monkey comes to town with his unique jazz sounds that have won the world over and put him in the main international jazz...
25 Eating Tips By FMObserver Senior Staff Dietitian Angie Pitts
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25 Eating Tips By FMObserver Senior Staff Dietitian Angie Pitts

July 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Since eating is such a universal activity, and Eating Well has now become so hip and trendy, we here at the FM Observer decided to proactively hire our own Senior Staff Dietitian to provide free, important, and helpful advice to...