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Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
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Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

November 21st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an unfortunate incident involving the purchase of beer, an elderly Fargo man met his demise when he tried walking off with more than he could carry. Mr. Cantine Pinkney, upon seeing the giant cases of Pabst...
For A Change, The Concordia College Christmas Concert Will Feature All Beatles Music This Year
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For A Change, The Concordia College Christmas Concert Will Feature All Beatles Music This Year

November 19th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – In what’s considered to be a slight deviation from the norm, Concordia College will feature all Beatles music during this year’s annual Christmas Concert. “Because the night that Jesus was...
Sign Up To Win A Chance To Host Cher In Your Fargo Home During The Nights Of Her Concert
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Sign Up To Win A Chance To Host Cher In Your Fargo Home During The Nights Of Her Concert

November 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As part of her Final Outreach Tour, Cher wants to stay in the home of some lucky Fargo family in April 2020! Sign up to win a chance to host Cher in your master bedroom during her two night stay in Fargo,...
During Impeachment Inquiry Lunch Break, Adam Schiff Orders Pizza For The Dems But Disallows Republicans To Have Any Pizza
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During Impeachment Inquiry Lunch Break, Adam Schiff Orders Pizza For The Dems But Disallows Republicans To Have Any Pizza

November 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Swamp City, DC – On Day One of the House Impeachment Inquiry of President Trump, Chairman Adam Schiff ordered an abundance of luncheon pizza for the Democrats on the committee but did not allow the Republicans to order or...
President Trump Made A ‘Kid Pro Quo’ Deal With Ukraine For A Children Exchange Program
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President Trump Made A ‘Kid Pro Quo’ Deal With Ukraine For A Children Exchange Program

November 11th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Kyiv, Ukraine – In a stunning new development which is further fueling the inexorable impeachment inquiry, whistle blowers are blowing their whistles over a Kid Pro Quo deal that President Trump secretly made with Lord...
Fargo Woman Named ‘Siri’ Gets Asked A Lot Of Questions
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Fargo Woman Named ‘Siri’ Gets Asked A Lot Of Questions

November 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Siri Kittlaus, who’s been living in Fargo ever since she graduated from Concordia College, gets asked a lot of questions during a normal day. Siri, who originally grew up in Sweden, explained to us that as...
Howard Donson Lodging and Entertainment Destination Opens In Downtown Dilworth
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Howard Donson Lodging and Entertainment Destination Opens In Downtown Dilworth

November 6th, 2019 | by Nick
Dilworth, MN – Perhaps you’ve noticed all that construction/reconstruction/deconstruction and goings on at what was once the Howard Johnson Motel in Dilworth? That’s a good eye, you have. The site has undergone...
This Month Is National Hallucination Day Month
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This Month Is National Hallucination Day Month

November 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, ND – On top of everything else already going on in the nation, this is also National Hallucination Day Month. Just imagine an entire month devoting each and every one of its days to honoring everything...
The Pope Is Encouraging Catholics To Read The Back Of The Bible
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The Pope Is Encouraging Catholics To Read The Back Of The Bible

October 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – After first decreeing that there is no hell to worry about, now in a rather bold move, Pope Francis (aka Jorge Bergoglio) is telling all his sinful Catholic followers to read the back of the Bible. The...
Fargo Man Promises If He Wins Lottery Jackpot, He’ll Give Everyone In Fargo One Dollar
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Fargo Man Promises If He Wins Lottery Jackpot, He’ll Give Everyone In Fargo One Dollar

October 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a magnanimous gesture of possible future generosity, a long-time Fargo resident has vowed to give everyone living in Fargo one dollar if and when he wins a lottery jackpot. Roy Alleen Overdorf in his own...