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Fargo Family Finds Gold Bars Inside Walls Of Their Newly Purchased Older Home
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Fargo Family Finds Gold Bars Inside Walls Of Their Newly Purchased Older Home

April 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After purchasing an older home in North Fargo for about $240,000, Mr. Dell Glawson and his dear wife Goldie decided to remodel their older home by knocking out a few of the main floor walls. In going for that...
Sign Up To Join The FMO Birthday Club For Only $100
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Sign Up To Join The FMO Birthday Club For Only $100

April 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Are you a person who has a birthday and who likes to have fun? Have you been looking for a way to make perfunctory birthdays more functory? May we suggest that you join the FM Observer Birthday Club by...
New Starbucks Bathroom Policy Welcomes All
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New Starbucks Bathroom Policy Welcomes All

April 20th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Seattle, WA – After undergoing some much needed racial sensitivity training, Starbucks Coffee has come up with a new bathroom policy for all its locations across the country. Starbucks new Open Door bathroom policy will let...
Full Disclosure: Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen Are Brothers From Another Mother
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Full Disclosure: Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen Are Brothers From Another Mother

April 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – Thanks to porn star Stormy Daniels, we have now found out that Sean Hannity and Michael Cohen are brothers from another mother. According to DNA evidence, both men had the same father but each was from a...
Musician “Flips The Bird” To Fargo Crowd While Suppposedly Trying To Play The F-Chord
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Musician “Flips The Bird” To Fargo Crowd While Suppposedly Trying To Play The F-Chord

April 18th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some surprised listeners in the crowd of a small Fargo bar got upset when the solo musician performing on stage repeatedly gave them the middle finger during her show. To be fair, some hecklers had been yelling...
Court Artist Accused Of Drawing-Under-The-Influence At Cohen/Daniels Court Hearing
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Court Artist Accused Of Drawing-Under-The-Influence At Cohen/Daniels Court Hearing

April 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The artist chosen to do sketches at the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen court hearing has been accused of DUI (Drawing Under The Influence). Just as many famous artists have successfully used drugs to embellish...
Vanna White And Pat Sajak Getting Divorced After Thirty Five Years
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Vanna White And Pat Sajak Getting Divorced After Thirty Five Years

April 16th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – The stars of America’s favorite game show are finally getting divorced. Pat Sajak and Vanna White have decided to call it quits after thirty five good years of marriage. The final phrase on the Wheel...
FMO Considering Starting Our Own Line Of Wedding Anniversary Cards
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FMO Considering Starting Our Own Line Of Wedding Anniversary Cards

April 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – As promised, your FM Observer is seriously pondering coming out of the closet with our own line of wedding anniversary cards. We’ll make our final decision whether or not to do so based on your...
Fargo’s Wood-Chip-Stock Festival Attracting Some Major Attractions
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Fargo’s Wood-Chip-Stock Festival Attracting Some Major Attractions

April 13th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Organizers of the Wood-Chip-Stock Festival could not be more excited about the line-up of bands scheduled to play at this summer’s music fest! Chick Spotwood and Tod Powo-Schick are the co-founders and...
Mummified Monkey Successfully Brought Back To Life
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Mummified Monkey Successfully Brought Back To Life

April 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Dayton, OH – After discovering a mummified monkey in an old department store’s duct work, a team of mummiologists was called in to see if anything could be done to save the mortalized monkey. Dr. Odem Kenady, who...