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After Trump Converts To Mormonism, He Plans To Add Another First Lady
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After Trump Converts To Mormonism, He Plans To Add Another First Lady

February 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – It has somehow been leaked that President Trump may soon use an executive order to add another First Lady to the White House after his anticipated upcoming conversion from Presbyterian to Mormonism. Now we...
UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed
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UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

February 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...
Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon
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Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon

February 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...
Local Youth Has Read Every Book In The Fargo Public Library
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Local Youth Has Read Every Book In The Fargo Public Library

February 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A young speed reader who challenged himself to read every book in the Fargo Public Library just announced that he has accomplished his goal. Sopan Talleen is his name and reading a lot of books is his game....
New Fargo Religious Radio Station To Broadcast Only In Tongues
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New Fargo Religious Radio Station To Broadcast Only In Tongues

January 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Soon to hit the airwaves of the Fargo-Moorhead area will be a new religious radio station which might be rather difficult to understand for some. All of the on-air personalities will be speaking in tongues,...
FMO’s Public Service Announcements For The Fortnight Of January 24 To February 7
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FMO’s Public Service Announcements For The Fortnight Of January 24 To February 7

January 24th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Here are your Public Service Announcements offered freely and voluntarily from the FM Observer for the weeks of January 24 to February 7 in no particularly discernable order: ☺Clem Erdman has begun...
President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military
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President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military

January 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Trump Tower, NY – On Day One of his presidency, President Donald Trump stuck to his campaign promise to make the Salvation Army an equal member of the United States Military. “This is going to be huge, folks, trust...
Volunteers Needed To Test New Bullet-Proof Jackets
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Volunteers Needed To Test New Bullet-Proof Jackets

January 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Security Test Labs is seeking more volunteers to help test out some new bullet proof jackets poised to soon hit the market. Volunteers will be compensated for their time and trouble but must first sign a...
Fargo Teen Accidentally Creates An Actual Wormhole In His Bedroom
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Fargo Teen Accidentally Creates An Actual Wormhole In His Bedroom

January 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – While working on his school project for the upcoming Science Fair, a Fargo teenager somehow created an actual wormhole in his bedroom. As we all know, a wormhole is a shortcut to another point in the space-time...
Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast
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Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

January 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...