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FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements
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FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements

January 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Here is this biweekly’s rendition of your FM Observer’s mandatory Public Service Announcements, offered freely to you, our beloved readers, under the strict strictures of the PSA Regulatory...
Fargo Man Becomes Very Attached To His Brick
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Fargo Man Becomes Very Attached To His Brick

January 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One fine day, Mr. Wade Dumpkins was out for his walk when he came upon a single solitary brick laying on the ground at the edge of an abandoned construction site. After carefully looking around, Mr. Dumpkins...
Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Exclusive!
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Exclusive!

January 5th, 2017 | by Nick
With all the hubbub over a drama series based on and in our quiet town, we are providing interested parties with a rough draft of opening scenes from the much-anticipated pilot episode of Fargo Family, Fargo’s first...
Fargo To Get Its Very Own Soap Opera
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Fargo To Get Its Very Own Soap Opera

January 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo will soon be getting its own soap opera called Fargo Family. It will be based in Fargo, be about Fargo, and all the actors will be from Fargo. If you or someone you know is an actor or would like to...
Prince Look-A-Like Also Loves Purple
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Prince Look-A-Like Also Loves Purple

January 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – He looks almost exactly like Prince but his name is Piercey Asplin, who is still living, and does so in the quirky town of Moorhead. “I get people coming up to me all the time asking me for an autograph...
First 2017 Fargo Newborn Gets A Carson Wentz Tattoo
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First 2017 Fargo Newborn Gets A Carson Wentz Tattoo

January 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The first newborn baby to be born in Fargo after the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve was born to Erron and Martine Fenster of rural Fargo. The happy couple, who each have a number of tattoos, not only...
Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal
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Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal

December 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cave, Illinois – A recently discovered Neanderthal man from the Cro-Magnon era is suing anyone who has been calling him a Neanderthal man. In an effort to reduced the number of times he will be called a Neanderthal in the...
Criss Angel To Lead US Army’s New MINDFREAK Infantry
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Criss Angel To Lead US Army’s New MINDFREAK Infantry

December 28th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – In the desolate, run-down wastelands of the Middle-East, countries are at war. People are blowing stuff up over there at an alarming rate. Blowing things up and blowing each other up and putting our...
Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun
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Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun

December 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One thing good about Fargo’s cold winters is they supposedly help keep out the riff raff. The other good thing about having excessively cold temperatures of long durations is their conduciveness for...
Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government
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Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government

December 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cheesetown, Pennsylvania – In its infinite wisdom, the U.S. Government is now offering free cheese to almost anyone willing and able to eat it. The Affordable Cheese Act was passed by Congress in the dead of night so that...