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A Brief History Of Colorado
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A Brief History Of Colorado

August 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fort Collins, CO – One of the first settlers to the Colorado area was Dr. Cooper Smith. In fact, he named the state after his horse whose name was Colorado. Having been interested in brewing beer since he was a young boy,...
Red River Diversion Still Trying To Begin Long After It Should Have Been Finished
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Red River Diversion Still Trying To Begin Long After It Should Have Been Finished

August 29th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – In an effort to explain why the Red River Diversion project is still only in the early planning stages, there will be a public meeting to answer questions from frustrated citizens. One question might be:...
Woman Suing Hot Sauce For Being Too Hot
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Woman Suing Hot Sauce For Being Too Hot

August 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hot Springs, SD – An angry elderly woman is suing the makers of a hot sauce called The Ghost for being too darn hot! Ms. Osucha Hogsett claims that after putting just a small portion of The Ghost hot sauce on her enchilada,...
Man Raised By Buffalo Running For Congress
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Man Raised By Buffalo Running For Congress

August 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Buffalo, ND – After being raised by a large family of buffalo as a young child, a North Dakota man is ready to represent his state in Washington, DC. Joe Tatanka, who now wallows in the town of Buffalo, North Dakota,...
Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia
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Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia

August 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...
Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church
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Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church

August 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves. If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you. The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy. Reverend...
Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo
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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo

August 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...
Air Force Space Command Protesting Space Force
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Air Force Space Command Protesting Space Force

August 11th, 2018 | by Nick
Not fast enough. Too small. Go back to watching your Star Wars movies, kid. You’ll never make it. That’s what they used to say to United States Air Force Space Command Lieutenant Gragg Bombgarden all those years...
Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile
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Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile

August 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Lizarda, Brazil – While in South America giving speeches about Global Warming, Algore has reportedly begun changing into what appears to be a reptile. Local Brazilian newspapers are now referring to the Climate Change...
Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks
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Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks

August 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – If you’re planning on attending the Medora Musical in Western North Dakota, you obviously have not done your homework. The FM Observer rates the Medora Musical the most over-hyped and under-whelming...