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Hatchimal Hoarders Selling This Year’s Hot Items Out Of Their Basement
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Hatchimal Hoarders Selling This Year’s Hot Items Out Of Their Basement

November 25th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Good News is: There is no shortage of Hatchimals in the FM Observer area. The Bad News is: If you want this year’s hottest Christmas item, you will have to pay a pretty penny to the two brothers who...
Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29
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Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29

November 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – State Highway Patrol pulled over an elderly Fargo driver who was travelling at a very low rate of speed on Interstate-29. Mr. Cornwall Wilbertson had for some reason decided to take the interstate when driving...
Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time
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Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time

November 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to most hoi polloi, living amongst Fargo’s commonfolk resides One with a “most powerful” gift. Fargo’s Miss Divine can foretell the future “well enough” to have...
Denmark Charged With Tresspassing Onto Finlandian Space Nebula
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Denmark Charged With Tresspassing Onto Finlandian Space Nebula

November 19th, 2016 | by Nick
This article originally published February 5th, 2066 Nebula 79.10250:91.01, Property Of Finland—The Interstellar Order Of Protection has charged the country of Denmark with unlawful trespass after one of...
Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu
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Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu

November 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...
Facebook To Begin Charging Users A $30 Monthly Usage Fee
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Facebook To Begin Charging Users A $30 Monthly Usage Fee

November 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Menlo Park, CA – In what may come as a surprise to most Facebook users, a new $30 monthly usage fee will begin being charged in 2017. Many thought Facebook would never start charging a user fee but it was deemed necessary...
Super Moon Proves It’s Moving Closer To Earth
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Super Moon Proves It’s Moving Closer To Earth

November 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moon Unit, USA – The recent full super beaver moon is proof positive for many that the Moon is indeed moving closer to Earth. Experts say that if the current rate continues, the Moon should be just a few miles away from...
Lutheran Social Services Bringing In Many Mice From MN Lakes Area Due To Lack Of Acorns There
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Lutheran Social Services Bringing In Many Mice From MN Lakes Area Due To Lack Of Acorns There

November 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what many see as compassionate humanitarian assistance, Lutheran Social Services of Fargo has been bringing unknown numbers of mice from the Minnesota lakes area into the Fargo area to be resettled here. A...
President Trump Puts Pink Floyd In Charge Of Building The Wall
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President Trump Puts Pink Floyd In Charge Of Building The Wall

November 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Wall, Texas – Wasting no time after his landslide victory, President Trump announced that he is putting Pink Floyd in charge of building The Wall. President Trump: “Pink Floyd is going to be in charge of The Wall...
Vote For Vivian Nutwrangler Because She Wants What You Want
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Vote For Vivian Nutwrangler Because She Wants What You Want

November 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – If you live in, near, or far from District 82, please consider voting for Vivian Nutwrangler. Vivian is a no-nonsense candidate who is for everything you want. Even more importantly,...